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Corrupt - A - Wish · · 3 likes


Sorry my post got messed up

Granted you want pizza lots of pizza You order a dozen boxes of pizza but the delivery boy arrived late and you could have sworn he had webs on his hands. Disgusted you open the box only to find the pizza was cold and had anchovies on it. You peel off the anchovies with a knife and stick it in the oven absentmindedly only realizing you left it in the box when it catches on fire! You dash to the stove tripping on your way their falling on the knife you were holding and cutting your arm. You open the oven and get a lungful of smoke as well as setting off the smoke detector. The fire flares up no longer contained by the oven and catches your oven mitts on fire. As you rip them off a pocket of grease and oil on the burnt pizza explodes coating your bloodied arm and the rest of your body with hot oil which then catches on fire having a nice fresh new air source. You dash to the garage to use the fire extinguisher you kept in there but you trip over a can of gasoline you carelessly left in the open spilling it and causing it to explode. Luckily by then you were far enough away that the gas didnt cause you that much further misery besides of course setting the drywalll on fire which caused your garage to collapse and wreck your car. You stop drop and roll finally however since the grease was burning on your skin it takes a few minutes to fully extinguish it. Luckily the fire department arrives and and treats you for your burns(they were only secondary because the grease was on fire rather then your skin) You ar treated for smoke inhalation and sent to the charred remains of your house. Luckily insurance will cover most of it but you make yourself a promise. You will never eat pizza again!

I wish I had a real life private island

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 3 likes


Granted but you dunk on a little tykes basketball basket. You proceed to knock it down and land on your face.

I wish I won the lottery

King of the hill. · · 3 likes


I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.(monty python anyone:)

Dennis: You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...

Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...

King Shadowhawk: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives on that hill?

Woman: No one lives there.

King Shadowhawk: Then who is your lord?

Woman: We don't have a lord.

Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...

King Shadowhawk: Yes...

Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...

King Shadowhawk: Yes I see...

Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

King Shadowhawk: Be quiet!

Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...

King ShadowHawk: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

(gunshots) Well thats that Looks like I am now the executive officer of this hill for a week


Corrupt - A - Wish · · 2 likes


I masticate 3 times a day go ahead look up what that means on google images
I wish I could control peoples movements with my eyes for example if I stare at someone and flick my eyes up they will go flying backwards

King of the hill. · · 2 likes


Your space station not having powerful ground based radar helping it look for space debris is torn apart from a fist sized chunk of Russian sattelite and the space station burns up. I don my hazmat suit and sit in my throne...... A couple hundred feet under the crater in a nuclear bunker

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I'm posting this a few hours early as I will be leaving shortly and wont be able to make a post until afterwards, but today marks 1 year since I began playing torn. I have not met my goal of aquiring a Private Island but my have exceeded my education goals completing two courses fully. Anyone want to send me a cake:P

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Transgender isnt a thing... your gender is determined by the X and Y Chromosome if you beleive you were born the wrong gender then your are obviously missing a chromosome....

In a high stress combat environment trust me as a vet an all male squad functions better, say whatever you want but I know from experience. I believe we have reached equal opportunity in this society so the fact that woman pursue careers that involve caring for others more then they do engineers the statistics back up my argument

Best factions for women - chart added · · 3 likes


The thing is men and woman are NOT equal, now don't start calling me a sexist pig yet. I'm not going to delve into the variety of psychological differences and how they affect the two(there are only 2 genders if that triggers you then go f*** yourself). I am not saying that woman should be treated differently but that the same standards should be held. Like it or not the maternal insticnt means more women are inclined to pursue a career that concerns taking care of people, I beleive women have an equal opportunity to become an engineer but have more interest in becoming a nurse. This does not mean women cannot be engineers but they simply have no interest in becoming one.

The Marine Corp because of the very small amount of female members and because of the high failure rate of women attempting to join are considering lowering the requirements for woman but not for men. This is sexist, this is putting women at a lower standard. Men are more willing to join the military and pass then women because men on average are more physically able then women.

I do not think im making my point very clear as im tired but to wrap it up I beleive that women entering the military should be seperated from males so an all female unit, this is to ensure that there is no weak link and that sexual abuse does not occur

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Corrupt - A - Wish · · 1 like


Granted you decide to use your bottle for profit. At 39,000,000 dollars per gallon you decide to fill the bottle with Scorpion venom. Protein in the venom can be used for the treatment of conditions such as rheumatoid arthritis, inflammatory bowel disease and multiple sclerosis. You sit back as the cash pours in. Of course the IRS heard the soft flutter of cash like butterfly wings as you mad it rain. They charge in with a SWAT team knocking aside mountains of banknotes and spilling a jar of scorpion venom in your coffee. They tear up your house expecting to find a drug lab or something similar. Several hours the SWAT team and the IRS leave after taking several hundred thousand dollars of course. Annoyed that they wasted your day you sit back and finish off your now cold coffee reaching for your venom jar to recoup the money the IRS seized. You reach for the fallen jar then look at your now empty coffee mug in horror. OH SHIT!

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Corrupt - A - Wish ·


Granted but the Americans decide to throw a tea party and you drown in Boston Harbor

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Corrupt - A - Wish · · 3 likes


Sorry my post got messed up

Granted you want pizza lots of pizza You order a dozen boxes of pizza but the delivery boy arrived late and you could have sworn he had webs on his hands. Disgusted you open the box only to find the pizza was cold and had anchovies on it. You peel off the anchovies with a knife and stick it in the oven absentmindedly only realizing you left it in the box when it catches on fire! You dash to the stove tripping on your way their falling on the knife you were holding and cutting your arm. You open the oven and get a lungful of smoke as well as setting off the smoke detector. The fire flares up no longer contained by the oven and catches your oven mitts on fire. As you rip them off a pocket of grease and oil on the burnt pizza explodes coating your bloodied arm and the rest of your body with hot oil which then catches on fire having a nice fresh new air source. You dash to the garage to use the fire extinguisher you kept in there but you trip over a can of gasoline you carelessly left in the open spilling it and causing it to explode. Luckily by then you were far enough away that the gas didnt cause you that much further misery besides of course setting the drywalll on fire which caused your garage to collapse and wreck your car. You stop drop and roll finally however since the grease was burning on your skin it takes a few minutes to fully extinguish it. Luckily the fire department arrives and and treats you for your burns(they were only secondary because the grease was on fire rather then your skin) You ar treated for smoke inhalation and sent to the charred remains of your house. Luckily insurance will cover most of it but you make yourself a promise. You will never eat pizza again!

I wish I had a real life private island

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 2 likes


I masticate 3 times a day go ahead look up what that means on google images
I wish I could control peoples movements with my eyes for example if I stare at someone and flick my eyes up they will go flying backwards

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Corrupt - A - Wish ·


Granted but you explore the Marianas trench. despite being in a state of the art nuclear submarine, the water pressure causes the sub to collapse and your body explodes and squishifies into thousands of little bits which are all devoured by giant squids sharks and lantern fish.

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