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The Book : Working 9 til 5 · · 10 likes


I have to thank the person that decided to give Dolly Parton some mad props here in Torn City! As a Tennessean, I am proud to know that there is a person that actually gives a shit about their community and beyond.

Ms. Dolly's Dollywood Foundation includes The Imagination Library which distributes books for children in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. to advocate literacy and early mind development to any family no matter their income. And now we have the Mountain Tough Recovery Team in wake of the Gatlinburg fires of November 2016 to give aid for family's who lost loved ones and/or housing due to the retarded arsonists actions.

Even though im 130(give or take) miles away from Gatlinburg, the fires affected us(Tennesseans.) Everybody stepped in to help. We are called The Volunteer State for a reason! If you want to know more, look it up. I will end this by saying, the Steve Jobs quote made me fall out of the chair into a violent fit of laughter! Cheers everybody and have a good day or night.

[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Two years!!! · · 7 likes


And here I am haha! Nothing to show. I still love this game. Cheers everyone! Thanks for the good times!

3 Days to 1 year!! · · 4 likes


I got to thank the torn crew for such a rad game, and im looking forward to playing and advancing for the years to come. Cheers to the Torn City!!!!!

Recent archived posts

St Patrick's Day Drunken Regrets ·


Took a couple of the bartender's chicken strips and got banned for life from the place. Oh well. Such a tender chicken the bartender.

Much to my regret, I was not able to eat them.

Self Fedding, soon ·


I like yer neck. [:hushed:]

Is is to hard to get money in TORN? ·

Where are you from? · · 1 like


A beautiful place called Tennessee.

Is is to hard to get money in TORN? · · 4 likes


Man i knew nothing about this game when i first signed up. Coming up on year three and still learning new things. Would you like a little cheese with that whine?

Cookie Monster - Over 1000 cookies ·


I didn't beat ya. Congratulations cookie monster![image: profileimages.torn.com]

Guess the number of candy canes - Holidays '17 ·


184

Best Torn Meme - Holidays '17 · · 4 likes

Creepy Poem time! - Halloween '17 ·


2017 ohhhh scary!!!

The End.

Guess the number of candy - Halloween 2017 ·


56

The Book : Working 9 til 5 ·


Unfortunately I didn't have enough points at the time, so i couldn't. But I damn sure got a screenshot of it!

The Book : Working 9 til 5 · · 1 like


:)

The Book : Working 9 til 5 · · 10 likes


I have to thank the person that decided to give Dolly Parton some mad props here in Torn City! As a Tennessean, I am proud to know that there is a person that actually gives a shit about their community and beyond.

Ms. Dolly's Dollywood Foundation includes The Imagination Library which distributes books for children in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. to advocate literacy and early mind development to any family no matter their income. And now we have the Mountain Tough Recovery Team in wake of the Gatlinburg fires of November 2016 to give aid for family's who lost loved ones and/or housing due to the retarded arsonists actions.

Even though im 130(give or take) miles away from Gatlinburg, the fires affected us(Tennesseans.) Everybody stepped in to help. We are called The Volunteer State for a reason! If you want to know more, look it up. I will end this by saying, the Steve Jobs quote made me fall out of the chair into a violent fit of laughter! Cheers everybody and have a good day or night.

[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Two years!!! ·


Thirty and Seven Hundred days on the high sea taken from me to get the message to thee! Good Lord I am drunk!

Two years!!! · · 7 likes


And here I am haha! Nothing to show. I still love this game. Cheers everyone! Thanks for the good times!

Happy St Patricks day · · 1 like


I wish i had free beer. Cheers yall!

Unique things to do on the game? · · 1 like


A shits-n-giggles honor bar woud be rad!

Duke's Doggerel - Halloween 2016 · · 3 likes


A frightful evening in the City of Torn
A place you will die where once you were born
Your MUG full of candy and a baseball bat
Will rot your teeth and also a splat
Another trip to jail with a lengthy sentence
Might LEAVE one begging for a painleth dentitht
Two minutes to midnight and the raven chirps Happy Halloween you HOSPITALIZED twerps!

Guess the candy in the Jar -Halloween 2016 ·


122

Worst Song to Play at a Wedding ·


"We Built This City" - Jefferson Starship. Just saying, it's actually the worst song for any occasion!