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UYING ALL 20E CANS! · · 5 likes

noob x2

2* Mining Rig with Great Pay! · · 1 like

Hey there! We're chugging along at my little 2* Mining Corp, and we're looking for new folks. Perfect for all the folks looking to grab new jobs after Halloween! Here's what I can offer you.

Pay is 15x-25x your highest stat, depending on your range. 50k per EE merit. Trains are rotational. Keep addiction below -15, ideally -10, and no inactivity for longer than a day. Happy to train you in specific skills if you're interested.

Looking for a minimum of 20k in a stat!

Dot your I's cross your T's and add zeros on lists · · 18 likes

  • greygod bought 5 x Can of Red Cow from your bazaar for $1,100,000. 2017/10/19 1:12:36
  • greygod bought 1 x Can of Santa Shooters from your bazaar for $180,000. 2017/10/19 1:12:27 AM
  • greygod bought 2 x Can of Munster from your bazaar for $360,000. 2017/10/19 1:12:24 AM

    Uplinked is a trader.
    Uplinked is pretty new to the whole deal.
    Uplinked forgot to add zeros to some of his ecan listings.
    Uplinked kinda lost a fair chunk of cash.
    Don't be like Uplinked, add zeros to your listings.

People in this game are a trip. · · 1 like

(Trying to get thrown in jail so I can do a Duke mission, taking a med while in jail to get hospitalized, then using a med to get out of the hospital. I got busted out too soon to use the med though. Then this guy comes from nowhere and one hits me. Just a funny story, I thought I should share. Here's the conversation that ensued after.)

Uplinked: What was that for?
Rattis: Unfortunately, when you do a crime, you do the time. I saw you were recently in jail for trying to illegally bust someone out
Rattis: I felt that your time with a orange screen was too short so now you get to see white for a while
Rattis: you really need to reconsider your options when playing the game
Uplinked: I was trying to do a mission and I needed to be put into jail, but someone broke me out before I could use the meds.
Rattis: take some time to rethink your actions today while in hospital
Uplinked: Alrighty.
Uplinked: I'll just do my mission later.
Rattis: Please reconsider youvr actions in game and It wont happen again
Uplinked: I have to do it for a mission. XD
Rattis: the mission will be a failure, please go find a flower planting mission or go sing to some birds
Uplinked: Not gonna happen bud.
Uplinked: Gave me a good laugh though. People on this game are a trip. lol. Have a good one.

RW Japanese Blade Weapons · · 1 like

Hey there! I'm looking to get my hands on a fancy RW blade to swing around and stab folks with. Got a great budget, and I'm looking for a weapon that'll last me a long while, and I'm willing to pay for that longevity. Looking for one of the big four, a kodachi, Katana, Samurai Sword or a Yasukuni.

Happy to look at anything, but primarily looking for: Quicken, or motivate. Secondary wants are Empower, and Plunder.

Really not interested in anything that has specific area damage. (Like Cupid) Or in things that debuff enemies like weaken.

Yellows are great, oranges are fantastic, and reds are cool (but probably out of my price range.)

Thank you!

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2* Television Network Hiring, 20-25x your highest stat! Currently trending to 6*! Up to 5m. ·

Stars Perk Cost Effect
1 Propaganda 5 1 faction respect
3 Scoop Passive 50% newspaper advertising cost
5 Inside Story 15 View someone's stats & money
7 Bad Publicity Passive 25% extortion success rate and skill gain (Temporarily Unavailable)
10 Press Pass 25 Receive special privileges

Reach out with your work stats, and ideally, preferred pay.

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Looking for a chill OC-centric faction!

NEW 1* Television Network Hiring! ·

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Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Looking for a chill retirement faction, no ranked wars I need to worry about. I'm active daily, I just don't want to have to worry about making hits or turtling during wars. Love OCs though, and have pretty great crime stats to do most level 7s/8s.

NEW 1* Television Network Hiring! ·

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NEW 1* Television Network Hiring! ·

Heyo!

Looking for folks who are interested in joining my new company, 20x-30x highest working stats, plus a bonus per working stat.

Rotational Trains!
Pay goes up to 5m.

6* Mine ·

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6* Mine ·

Sell-back price is currently 11.5b. Open to offers.

*6 Mine Taking Just About Anyone ·

Message me with your full stat spread and number of employee effectiveness merits. Please let me know if you have any employee effectiveness merits as well. Looking for folks with at least 40k in two stats.

Company Specials:

      Random Excavation equipment (Organized crimes 2.0 items, some of which sell for a few mill) - 10 job points

      30% alcohol reduction - Passive bonus

      Defense stat points - 1 job point

6* Mine, Hiring Active players!! ·

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6* Mine, Hiring Active players!! ·

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6* Mine, Hiring Active players!! ·

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6* Mine, Hiring Active players!! ·

Message me with your full stat spread and number of employee effectiveness merits. Please let me know if you have any employee effectiveness merits as well. Looking for folks with at least 40k in two stats.

Company Specials:

      Random Excavation equipment (Organized crimes 2.0 items, some of which sell for a few mill) - 10 job points

      30% alcohol reduction - Passive bonus

      Defense stat points - 1 job point

...... · · 1 like

He removed the post, but he still owes him vangaurd.

5* Mine, Up to 5m Per Day! ·

Bump

5* Mine, Up to 5m Per Day! ·

Bump!

5* Mine, Up to 5m Per Day! ·

Message me with your full stat spread and number of employee effectiveness merits. Please let me know if you have any employee effectiveness merits as well. Looking for folks with at least 40k in two stats.

Company Specials:

      Random Excavation equipment (Organized crimes 2.0 items, some of which sell for a few mill) - 10 job points

      30% alcohol reduction - Passive bonus

      Defense stat points - 1 job point

Shredded Jello Thread Dividends · · 1 like

It's a long ways off, but I hope to get there one day! Nice stuff.

Private island giveaway! ·

Who am I to say to no such a chance?

3* Mining Rig with Great Pay! ·

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