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stagiestpizza [1985707] Level 91 Dystopia DYS Dystopian

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Marriage · · 2 likes

>thread asking for gf
>indian dude as profile pic
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SMTH - hyper-competitive or cheating? · · 19 likes

I don't feel like I know enough to comment on SMTH specifically, but I do know this:

There's a reason most games have china region-locked to their own servers.

Make races auto-start when full · · 4 likes


The race timer may be needed sometimes, but most races I find myself sitting in a full lobby for 30-45 minutes for the race to finally get started. To fix this problem, the race timer should be canceled when the lobby is filled. That way people could get races in without an hour of wasted time.

EDIT: I just checked, and the race itself takes about 15 minutes to complete. That's about a third of the average wait time that I experience in these lobbies.

My Experience with Bigotry in Torn · · 4 likes

You gave me a great idea. To replace elimination, we could have a yearly holy war in torn. A Muslim/Jew/Christian 3 way battle royale. Maybe like a global tert war for a month? Would be pretty cool IMO. 

SMTH Private Security Firm empire · · 1 like

When an entire group of people farm a game mechanic this heavily, I can't help but suspect fowl play. It's reminding me of the south Americans who would gold farm in runescape to sell for real money. Maybe something similar here? I doubt that would go unnoticed by admin though.

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Banning of third party casinos ·

Wouldn't the new wording allow for a bookie site that lets you place bets on in-torn events? Such as elim or URT winners? Would probably be a neat idea, but still off site gambling.

Nub Army Recruiting - Competent Chaos Wanted · · 1 like

💯

PSA: Staff, committee and elimination deals ·

Make sure you two start some form drama over it too. Need to get the full elim experience. 

Its OnLy FiVe DoLlArS · · 10 likes

"1,000 USD/year isn't that bad for a text based browser game!" - a madman

 

Thanks for keeping the lights on bro

I'm back after severe illness! ·

Return of the mould king

New Armor Models · · 2 likes

You are all being played for fools. Ched knows that GD loves nothing more than complaining. He's giving us exactly what we want, we just don't realize it. 

This is just a game?! Right?! ·

Stop trying to be AUTISTIC_DRAGON.

You will NEVER be AUTISTIC_DRAGON.

Why are you robbing me? · · 6 likes

What a shit offer. I usually pay one vicodin per loss. 

Why doesnt the duke teach you the game? ·

does your faction give you any information at all? tips, tricks? answer questions in chat? this sounds like something that could be solved if you move to a faction that's more than just a cache farm.

PARDON ME WHILE I RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (NSFW) · · 4 likes

take notes greenleafs. THIS is how you post on gd!

June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! ·

good luck to all involved

A Blessing from the Devil · · 1 like

Posting in case it's not a scam

Forums Admin Abuse Causing Confusion · · 4 likes

for the uninitiated, P&L is what we would call a "containment board"

It's all garbage, we all know it's all garbage, but if it weren't allowed in the one board, it'd be spread around every forum on torn.

it's a necessary evil, and without it, the forums would be unusable due to the sheer volume of drivel these people can churn out in the cold depths of their mother's basements.

 

In short:

P&L is a terrible place and nobody should ever go there.

I'm quitting. Win 6b! ·

Will she give the 6b away before she gets fedded? Only time will tell

My Experience with Bigotry in Torn · · 4 likes

You gave me a great idea. To replace elimination, we could have a yearly holy war in torn. A Muslim/Jew/Christian 3 way battle royale. Maybe like a global tert war for a month? Would be pretty cool IMO. 

50b total stat ACHIEVED and thread dividends ·

WELL DONE MR NOVA

TOP 100 battle numbers: FREDIVDENS ·

I like stat enhancers. they look very nice in my display case.

I'm quitting (For now)! You can have my stuff! ·

hope it's a happy quit not a sad quit.

IM PREGNANT! · · 1 like

Nice to meet you pregnant, I'm stagi.

I Was Scammed by a Reporter/HoF Leader · · 2 likes

It seems like "I was quitting" is the torn equivalent of "I was just holding it for a friend." I don't think I've seen a single person say that and actually quit.