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carp [1991903] Level 90 Unicorn Apocalypse UNI Rainbow Reaper

Forum posts (Torn's count): 1,001 observed 27 Sep 2026
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(Hiring) 10*Pub Crimes 2.0 Company Recruitment · 25 Jun 2023 · 25 replies · 411 views
*oops please delete * Graveyard · 24 Jun 2023 · 3 replies · 148 views
Ignorance is bliss (new cap changes) Questions & Answers · 30 Apr 2023 · 1 reply · 125 views
The Black Hand vs The resolute Faction Discussion · 21 Mar 2023 · 3 replies · 177 views
[selling] 9 star ladies strip Company Recruitment · 17 Dec 2022 · 1 reply · 9 views
Please delete Company Recruitment · 16 Dec 2022 · 0 replies · 8 views
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[RW] The Black Hand vs Itsi Bitsi Bikini Faction Discussion · 4 Oct 2022 · 21 replies · 560 views
Mission target in fed Bugs & Issues · 5 Sep 2022 · 1 reply · 21 views
Extended Mags Questions & Answers · 25 Aug 2022 · 4 replies · 189 views
delete Questions & Answers · 1 Jul 2022 · 5 replies · 269 views
How inactive, is inactive Questions & Answers · 25 May 2022 · 8 replies · 473 views
8* Ladies Strip Club Hiring Company Recruitment · 6 May 2022 · 84 replies · 529 views
[RW] The Black Hand vs Xquisition Faction Discussion · 3 May 2022 · 51 replies · 952 views

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8* Ladies Strip Club Hiring · 6 May 2022 · 8 likes

8*

Perks - best defensive perks in torn along with job points to spend on happy, GET BACK INTO TRAINING MODE

Hot Flush (1)
1 job point
50 happy

Hench (3)
Passive
25% passive defense

Hormonal (5}
Passive
50% serotonin effect & duration

Boxercise (7)
Passive
10% defense gym gains

Hardbody (10)
Passive
30% melee damage mitigation

Trains- Free , every other day you will get trained once. :)

Requirements

Positions and stats requirement
Male stripper: End 80k man 25k
Security guard: 65K MAN 30K END
Manager: 70k END 35k INT

Time to become a def whore!!!

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(Hiring) 10*Pub Crimes 2.0 · 25 Jun 2023 · 6 likes

Hiring now
10 * pub to help boost your way into the new crimes 2.0 with an experienced company owner in the company for the long run

Perks

Pub Lunch: 3 Energy = 1 JP ( amazing for halloween)
Drunken Master: 10%+ Melee weapon dmg = Passive ( amazing for current war)
Liquid courage : Refil Nerve bar = 25 JP (meh, use it on E ).
Lightweight : 50% Alcohol Nerve gain = passive ( amazing for crimes 2.0)
Buzzed : 15+ Nerve bar = passive ( still to unlock) ( amazing for crimes 2.0)

Currently Needed

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Bartender : 70k END 35k Man

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Bouncer: 70k MAN 35k END

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Waiter: 70k END 35k MAN[/background]

Manager: 70k END 30k INT

Promoter: 60k INT 30k END

Training
Always free and always will be, im sorry i will not sell them it isnt fair on the rest of the workers.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · 28 May 2025 · 5 likes

Manual labor 134,878
Intelligence 85,745
Endurance 137,633
Total 358,256

I Hate Mr and Ms Torn · 2 Aug 2017 · 81 likes

Hi leslie. I apolagise for my human appearance.. im half way through a fish re assignment surgery

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Petition, Identity issues · 18 Jun 2017 · 73 likes

To all my Torn brothers and sisters..

I come to you with a real issue.. a health issue.. My Name is Carp... But there is the issue.. i am a trout.. TRAPPED in a carps body..

I appeal to you all today the good people of torn to help me become who i am meant to be and show your support on this thread to help convince staff to let me become who i was born to be!! Staff members say no, say his name must live on in death..

User Trout [999531] from the day i was spawned has haunted me.. Pretending to be me.. he is no trout... he is an inactive imposter not allowing me to become who i was born to be!!

So i ask you now brothers and sisters, will you sign this poll in support to help me become who i am meant to be, and join my 115,187 spawn siblings!!!

Sincerly A Trout..