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carp [1991903] Level 90 Unicorn Apocalypse UNI Rainbow Reaper

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8* Ladies Strip Club Hiring · · 8 likes

8*

Perks - best defensive perks in torn along with job points to spend on happy, GET BACK INTO TRAINING MODE

Hot Flush (1)
1 job point
50 happy

Hench (3)
Passive
25% passive defense

Hormonal (5}
Passive
50% serotonin effect & duration

Boxercise (7)
Passive
10% defense gym gains

Hardbody (10)
Passive
30% melee damage mitigation







Trains- Free , every other day you will get trained once. :)

Requirements

Positions and stats requirement

Male stripper: End 80k man 25k
Security guard: 65K MAN 30K END
Manager: 70k END 35k INT


Time to become a def whore!!!

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(Hiring) 10*Pub Crimes 2.0 · · 6 likes

Hiring now
10 * pub to help boost your way into the new crimes 2.0 with an experienced company owner in the company for the long run

Perks


Pub Lunch: 3 Energy = 1 JP ( amazing for halloween)
Drunken Master: 10%+ Melee weapon dmg = Passive ( amazing for current war)
Liquid courage : Refil Nerve bar = 25 JP (meh, use it on E ).
Lightweight : 50% Alcohol Nerve gain = passive ( amazing for crimes 2.0)
Buzzed : 15+ Nerve bar = passive ( still to unlock) ( amazing for crimes 2.0)

Currently Needed
  • [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Bartender : 70k END 35k Man

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  • Bouncer: 70k MAN 35k END
  • [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Waiter: 70k END 35k MAN[/background]
  • Manager: 70k END 30k INT
  • Promoter: 60k INT 30k END
Training
Always free and always will be, im sorry i will not sell them it isnt fair on the rest of the workers.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 5 likes

  • Manual labor 134,878
  • Intelligence 85,745
  • Endurance 137,633
  • Total 358,256

I Hate Mr and Ms Torn · · 81 likes


Hi leslie. I apolagise for my human appearance.. im half way through a fish re assignment surgery



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Petition, Identity issues · · 73 likes


To all my Torn brothers and sisters..

I come to you with a real issue.. a health issue.. My Name is Carp... But there is the issue.. i am a trout.. TRAPPED in a carps body..

I appeal to you all today the good people of torn to help me become who i am meant to be and show your support on this thread to help convince staff to let me become who i was born to be!! Staff members say no, say his name must live on in death..

User Trout [999531] from the day i was spawned has haunted me.. Pretending to be me.. he is no trout... he is an inactive imposter not allowing me to become who i was born to be!!

So i ask you now brothers and sisters, will you sign this poll in support to help me become who i am meant to be, and join my 115,187 spawn siblings!!!

Sincerly A Trout..

Recent archived posts

TornLumina Market - Buy everything · · 1 like

amazing seller of a very high value transaction

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 5 likes

Found 

MKBBGL's Trading Spot · · 1 like

found my new regular 

RACCOON BUYING MOST ITEMS! · · 1 like

found me a new regular

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 5 likes

Looking for a faction to help me as I become active again.

 Completely self sufficient

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 5 likes

  • Manual labor 134,878
  • Intelligence 85,745
  • Endurance 137,633
  • Total 358,256

Chat Bug ·

I can't get faction chat on a faction I just joined 

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

Experienced war player trying to become active again .

 Don't want to go in too hard to begin with .

 I am COMPLETELY self sustaining, don't need Xanax beer etc .

 I can occasionally war and have taken part in chains with a very noble faction.

 Stats don't match my age but it's not the size that matters 

 Hit me up 

Torn city is RUINING my life ·

I play while walking ......so what's the point in a pop up ....

Independence Day Dollar Dash Discussion Thread · · 4 likes

Now I start preparing for black Friday 

Independence Day Dollar Dash Discussion Thread · · 8 likes

Live and selling out fast 

deleted · · 1 like

Really good trader . Might use him more often 

Grave redirect to new thread ·

Done and joined . For some reason I love this event so much 

Independence Day Dollar Dash Discussion Thread · · 2 likes

Can I have 13:30 please 

[RW] TBH VS JFK 2.1 · · 3 likes

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JFK trying to catch me before flying out 

[RW] TBH VS JFK 2.1 · · 8 likes

The ranked war between The Black Hand and JFK 2.1 will begin in 105 hours at 21:00:00 - 22/06/24

 

Please insert memes and predictions here !

You all suck · · 1 like

Has this guy been sniffing glue mixed with cocaine 

[250 R+] (QoL) OCs 2.0 - automated payouts · · 1 like

massive upvote

(Grave this pls) · · 2 likes

your not popular enough to shit post... go away

Pawn shop closes its doors! ·

Click the like button if your a poor soul like me that kept points as currency.... FML