Somehomelessmen

[1997029] Level 58 Celebrity Jobsworth

Church of Night CON MortalSecretary at Dark Oil CoMarried to Squith

Observed 27 Sep 2026 · Torn public profile

Somehomelessmen is a level 58 player in Church of Night who signed up on 27 May 2016. Their standout stat is Trains received: #1,474 (tied with 2 others), top 0.46% of ranked players.

#1,474 (tied with 2 others) for trains received top 0.46% of ranked players
#8,362 (tied with 1 other) for mission credits earned top 0.79% of ranked players
Signed up 27 May 2016 (10 years ago)
1 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 27 Sep 2026 · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 58; #39,481 tied with 875 others top 1.6%; +10 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,774; #570,466 tied with 186 others top 23%
Awards: 285; #43,867 tied with 233 others top 3.8%; +69 since Jan
Networth: $2,707,833,684; #53,078 top 2.3%; +1,059,513,407 since Jan
Xanax taken: 20; #129,321 tied with 1,809 others top 50%; +2 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 42; #38,698 tied with 342 others top 31%; +11 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 69; #76,945 tied with 489 others top 31%; +4 since Jan
Attacks won: 2,102; #47,782 tied with 15 others top 4.4%; +641 since Jan
Defends won: 55; #117,211 tied with 1,884 others top 18%; +4 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 33,794; #32,470 top 7%; +17,413 since Jan
Races won: 5; #110,833 tied with 5,539 others top 86%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 54; #121,580 tied with 555 others top 56%; +18 since Jan
Time played (days): 10.3; #80,716 top 5.7%; +2.1 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,474tied with 2 others

Economy

Trains received

tied with 2 others

2,840 top 0.46%

#8,362tied with 1 other

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 1 other

30,712 top 0.79%

#53,078

Economy

Networth

$2,707,833,684 top 2.3%

#31,003tied with 12 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 12 others

3,693 top 1.5%

#28,551

Combat

Money mugged

$88,263,207 top 3.4%

#17,452tied with 22 others

Activity

Best activity streak

tied with 22 others

731 top 2.1%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 11 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+10	48	58
Awards	+69	216	285
Networth	+1,059,513,407	$1,648,320,277	$2,707,833,684
Xanax taken	+2	18	20
Energy drinks used	+11	31	42
Energy refills	+4	65	69
Attacks won	+641	1,461	2,102
Defends won	+4	51	55
Criminal offenses	+17,413	16,381	33,794
Times traveled	+18	36	54
Time played (days)	+2.1	8.2	10.3

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 27 Sep 2026

Xanax taken: 20; #129,321 tied with 1,809 others top 50%
Energy refills: 69; #76,945 tied with 489 others top 31%
Energy drinks used: 42; #38,698 tied with 342 others top 31%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 11; #76,206 tied with 1,613 others top 55%
Elo rating: 1,582; #43,997 tied with 67 others top 2.3%
Best damage: 3,475; #46,715 tied with 8 others top 3.3%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 21 Jan 2026 and 27 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 1 · archived: 1 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Passed 100 organised crimes between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Passed 750 fraud offenses between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Passed 500 fraud offenses between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Passed 300 fraud offenses between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Passed 200 fraud offenses between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Passed 4,000 vandalism offenses between 23 Aug and 27 Sep

Earlier changes 3

Rank title Professional Jobsworth → Celebrity Jobsworth between 21 Jan and 23 Aug
Joined Church of Night [CON] (from Kentucky Fried Criminals [KFC]) between 21 Jan and 23 Aug
Left Kentucky Fried Criminals [KFC] (moved to Church of Night [CON]) between 21 Jan and 23 Aug

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