Why did little Timmy fall off the swing?.
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Coz he had no arms.......(y'all are sick for laughing at this BTW)
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Knock, knock?
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.Not TIMMY
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Why did little Timmy fall off the swing?.
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Coz he had no arms.......(y'all are sick for laughing at this BTW)
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Knock, knock?
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Well done - it is Damon Galgut. Your turn good sir ( maybe less Daenarys Targaryens today pls....for my sanity!!!)
Would also like to report same issue. Staff member with addiction at -17.....rehabbed to zero at 9.27am this morning. No changes to the addiction level reported in the Company Employee portal......I'd regard this as critical.....i have to chase people to rehab regularly and have fired some who said they did rehab but no apparent change at the daily 6pm cutover....would very much like someone to look into this please. Its not working like it's supposed to.
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Auld Mister Brennan, Sally O'Brien and the way she might lookatcha. Stori 'n' all in anyways, ya durty bollox. Gowantafukwillya!!
New Work day - addiction number for this member of staff remains the same as the last 2 days at -17
Employee effectiveness is now showing as zero. Something is very off here.
Employee effectiveness is now showing as zero. Something is very off here.
Employee [2583411] rehabbed yesterday @ 9.16am
Addiction was at -17 from previous day. FULL REHAB to 0
"09:16:40 - 27/06/21 You rehabilitated 5 times for a fee of $1,250,000 gaining 72 happiness and reducing your drug addiction by 100.00%"
CUTOVER at 6pm yesterday showed no drop in level of addiction.
In your post above you say " I rehabbed yesterday and my addiction level is shown zero, this is because I didn't take any drugs between my rehab yesterday and the company report at 6 pm." - This is NOT how it has worked up to now, is it implied in the above post that COMPANY staff now have to rehab and not take any additional drugs before the 6pm cutover?? Need this confirmed as will be a game changer for my staff.
Addiction was at -17 from previous day. FULL REHAB to 0
"09:16:40 - 27/06/21 You rehabilitated 5 times for a fee of $1,250,000 gaining 72 happiness and reducing your drug addiction by 100.00%"
CUTOVER at 6pm yesterday showed no drop in level of addiction.
In your post above you say " I rehabbed yesterday and my addiction level is shown zero, this is because I didn't take any drugs between my rehab yesterday and the company report at 6 pm." - This is NOT how it has worked up to now, is it implied in the above post that COMPANY staff now have to rehab and not take any additional drugs before the 6pm cutover?? Need this confirmed as will be a game changer for my staff.
Would also like to report same issue. Staff member with addiction at -17.....rehabbed to zero at 9.27am this morning. No changes to the addiction level reported in the Company Employee portal......I'd regard this as critical.....i have to chase people to rehab regularly and have fired some who said they did rehab but no apparent change at the daily 6pm cutover....would very much like someone to look into this please. Its not working like it's supposed to.
Easter Sunday arrived and the old farmer gathered up his bucket and headed down to the hen run next to his swampy pond to collect the eggs for the day. As he passed by the hedge that served as the boundary to pond he heard giggling, splashing and general shenanigans. Distracted from his task he made his way around the hedge and over to the pond - as he approached the pond he noticed 3 girls skinny dipping in the pond - he made his presence known and they all screamed and went over to a deeper part of the pond - one of them shouted at him -
"We're not coming out until you leave - you creep."
The farmer replied - "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimming around naked uninvited in my pond or force you to get out of the pond naked"
Then he held up his bucket and said "I'm just here to feed the alligator"
And still there's a perception that old people can't think fast on their feet.......
HAPPY EASTER to all the TORN peeps.
"We're not coming out until you leave - you creep."
The farmer replied - "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimming around naked uninvited in my pond or force you to get out of the pond naked"
Then he held up his bucket and said "I'm just here to feed the alligator"
And still there's a perception that old people can't think fast on their feet.......
HAPPY EASTER to all the TORN peeps.
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Goose Juice - DRINK IT......OR DON'T., WE WON'T GIVE A DUCK!!....WE KNOW YOU'LL LIKE IT THO....YOU'LL BE SAYING
"OH MEH-GOOSE-TA.....OH-MEH JUICE-TA" Si Senor....
Damp Valley- Cos no-one wants to drink something called MOIST CREVICE.....
( well okay...., some people do, but it's a really small demographic....)
Crocozade - "A bit like Lucozade, but wiv Crocodile bits in it, drink it, or you're a muppet".....- Jason Statham -
"OH MEH-GOOSE-TA.....OH-MEH JUICE-TA" Si Senor....
Damp Valley- Cos no-one wants to drink something called MOIST CREVICE.....
( well okay...., some people do, but it's a really small demographic....)
Crocozade - "A bit like Lucozade, but wiv Crocodile bits in it, drink it, or you're a muppet".....- Jason Statham -
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Name: Weedoneed Nostinking Batches
ID: 182382
Owner: 2000947
Stakes: $50000
Players: 2/8
Spectators: 1
Bet limit: OFF
Minimum money: $1000000
Maximum money: $9999999999
Password: OFF
Minimum level: 1
Tournament mode: OFF
Lost a hand earlier with a pair of Kings. Winner "won the hand with a pair of nines. No idea what happened - didn't imagine it.
The amount was around $300K I think - money isn't the issue - never seen any bug like this before and would like to get someone to look into it if possible.
Thanks -
Why did little Timmy fall off the swing?.
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Coz he had no arms.......(y'all are sick for laughing at this BTW)
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Knock, knock?
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Who's there?
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Bingo Bango, lets watch Django
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Same issue here - trying not to panic - others seem to be in the same boat so hopefully someone is looking at this right now.
Am in the same boat here -
cannot change bet, or withdraw any of the money that is currently included - if the odds have changed will it get cancelled and refunded?
You were sent $500,000 from trousermouse with the message: grats winner in party 2017/03/0612:32:54 AM
yay - Thanks TrouserMouse - come on down to #Party Town -
I'd buy that for a dollar!!
Great idea......."Make It So"
You were sent $1,000,000 from trousermouse with the message: grats winner in party 2017/02/0712:32:16 AM
YAY!!!!!!
Thank you Trousermouse - #party ROX
You were sent $250,000 from trousermouse with the message: grats winner in party 2017/01/231:42:05 AM
Ledgendary......thanks a lot TrouserMouse...........#party rox