Tardigrade

[2010438] Level 100 Elite Jobsworth

Subversive Alliance ~SA~ Grill MasterSecretary at New Owner - HIRINGMarried to Snaggletooth

Observed 27 Sep 2026 · Torn public profile

Tardigrade is a level 100 player in Subversive Alliance who signed up on 26 Aug 2016. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #3,418, top 0.31% of ranked players.

#3,418 for attacks won top 0.31% of ranked players
#3,211 (tied with 3 others) for best damage top 0.22% of ranked players
Signed up 26 Aug 2016 (10 years ago)
79 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 27 Sep 2026 · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,683; #583,722 tied with 121 others top 23%
Awards: 511; #6,191 tied with 93 others top 0.54%; +20 since Jan
Networth: $25,281,113,694; #9,802 top 0.42%; +4,042,621,823 since Jan
Xanax taken: 5,001; #4,559 tied with 3 others top 1.7%; +385 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,167; #7,389 tied with 4 others top 5.9%; +170 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,264; #3,719 tied with 7 others top 1.5%; +186 since Jan
Attacks won: 17,068; #3,418 top 0.31%; +916 since Jan
Defends won: 196; #38,717 tied with 167 others top 5.7%; +20 since Jan
Revives given: 312; #9,884 tied with 21 others top 13%; +123 since Jan
People busted: 1,711; #6,400 tied with 1 other top 3.8%; +354 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 93,773; #8,420 top 1.8%; +20,931 since Jan
Races won: 450; #10,882 tied with 39 others top 8%; +25 since Jan
Times traveled: 3,046; #5,765 tied with 4 others top 2.7%; +58 since Jan
Time played (days): 91.7; #11,125 top 0.79%; +6.2 since Jan

What stands out 6

#3,418

Combat

Attacks won

17,068 top 0.31%

#3,211tied with 3 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 3 others

17,184 top 0.22%

#9,802

Economy

Networth

$25,281,113,694 top 0.42%

#1,319tied with 1 other

Economy

Trains received

tied with 1 other

2,912 top 0.41%

#11,125

Activity

Time played

91.7 top 0.79%

#9,951tied with 1 other

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 1 other

6,982 top 0.49%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#856

Profile

Maximum life

8,627 top 0.034%

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+20	491	511
Networth	+4,042,621,823	$21,238,491,871	$25,281,113,694
Xanax taken	+385	4,616	5,001
Energy drinks used	+170	997	1,167
Energy refills	+186	2,078	2,264
Attacks won	+916	16,152	17,068
Defends won	+20	176	196
Revives given	+123	189	312
People busted	+354	1,357	1,711
Criminal offenses	+20,931	72,842	93,773
Races won	+25	425	450
Times traveled	+58	2,988	3,046
Time played (days)	+6.2	85.5	91.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 27 Sep 2026

Xanax taken: 5,001; #4,559 tied with 3 others top 1.7%
Energy refills: 2,264; #3,719 tied with 7 others top 1.5%
Energy drinks used: 1,167; #7,389 tied with 4 others top 5.9%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,652 tied with 7,803 others top 100%
Boosters used: 234; #17,181 tied with 79 others top 12%
Elo rating: 2,590; #3,879 tied with 17 others top 0.2%
Best damage: 17,184; #3,211 tied with 3 others top 0.22%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 21 Jan 2026 and 27 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 211 · archived: 79 · threads started (archived): 2

Threads started 2 most recent

Double Jeopardy mission Bugs & Issues · 2 Nov 2016 · 3 replies
question about Double Jeopardy Missions · 2 Nov 2016 · 4 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Passed 100 hustling skill between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Passed 10,000 counterfeiting offenses between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Company AYE KEA FURNITURE → New Owner - HIRING between 21 Jan and 23 Aug

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