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Should the greatest lvl 1 upgrade? · · 121 likes

This upgrade button has been bugging me for years now. Now with the COVID-19 and the quarantine, the isolation has me feeling some type of way, re-assessing all my life and in-game decisions.

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(my daily quarantine setup, typically pizza & dew)


I have achieved so much as a lvl 1.


-Nearly 150m battle stats


-Dropped a DB (got those juicy honors)


-50 nerve bar


-4,300 karma with a post:karma ratio of 1:4


-Former casino mogul with 13B NW at my peak


-Member of UR (greatest faction on torn)


-CEO of dChurch, a successful operation built from scratch






After enduring years of bullying and level discrimination, everyone telling me to 'just level up noob' it has finally caught up to me and I can't take it anymore. I am seriously considering to level up.




This would make my play style so much more optimal. It makes my mouth water to think of all the extra battle stats I could be gaining alongside the extra cash flow from my plushie travels. Most importantly I would gain the much craved respect from my fellow tornians and no longer be a subject of daily ridicule.


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I am keen on potentially unleashing my full power. This would become the most noteworthy transformation in the history of torn.


Thoughts?

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1,000,000,000 stats at lvl 1 · · 135 likes



You pop the Xanax pill into your mouth and down a glass of water.




You completed 10 isometric strength training exercises on closely monitored medical equipmentYou gained 764,807.5797 strength



SSL + Xanax = OP




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Paint Img-Staff Xmas Party-Skateboard · · 10 likes

Best Gold AK Stats? · · 36 likes


It's gonna be mine, no mods whatsoever 



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Levelism in Torn #metoo · · 91 likes

So I woke this morning happy & excited, for it is another day of Torn and also the fresh release of a community event; Mr & Ms Torn




I then do my morning pre-Torn ritual of stretching and going for a peaceful jog through the SSL beach. My record is a mile in 4.03 minutes, but lets move on to the actual issue here



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I get back home, open up my 2017 macbook air 128gb 8gb ram and this is what I see


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Upon discovery I was heart broken, this is another case of serious LEVELISM that I'm no stranger to. This happened back in christmas town as well where Torn left me out of my own festive event.

I decided to take matters into my own hand and get in contact with admins and this is how that went:

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It seems that Torn staff have no regard for their fellow players and discriminate based on a players level.

I hope justice is served for those responsible and for anybody else who feels they are discriminated against to speak out and let the community know of your struggles. THE TIME IS NOW

#metoo

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amen brother, thanks for putting my name down

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get to lvl 10 asap

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I'll make it in exchange for NPC/GLOBAL chat,

deal?

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I'll take some LSD, thank you

Community facts & figures · · 11 likes

  • Level 1 is the most populated level with 75,430 players sitting there, whether it be level holders or nubs. At this moment in time, Jesus comes in at #1 for most experienced level 1!
Some juicy quarantine statistics, +++

#10 on Torn for defends · · 50 likes

This has been a long standing goal of mine. 1,339 days later;



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Very well done brother +

Breaking the lvl 1 stereotype that we arent just all brawn

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#42 on the list,

very nice evil