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SpongeRobert [2017832] Level 49

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Bring suffering to the masses at House of Pain · · 10 likes


At the House of Pain, our motto is the well known anthem to many a gym rat: No Pain, No Gain. 

And we are looking for new members to help us with the delivery of solid amounts of hurt. We might not be fit IRL, but in game we go all the way training, chaining and chatting.

What are we looking for?
Active members who are looking for a good time chaining, training and chatting. There's scheduled training times with wars and chains in between. And while we don't require a minimum amount of stats or experience, we do need you to be active and (if needed) willing to learn.

One actual requirement we do have: empty applications will not be accepted, unless there has been prior contact with our faction.

What can we offer?
Besides active faction chat, steady warring and growth as a player, we can offer personal aid to new players to help them grow. Our armory is open to all players and is filled with a decent amount of qualtiy weapons and armour, as well as boosters and meds.

Our bonuses are at the moment focused on the toleration branch to help with powertraining and chaining, but in the future include much more.

As an added bonus; by joining us, you'll automactically gain allies in the Champagne Killers and the Fallen Knights.

 

If you think you'd be a good fit for our future Hall of Fame faction, don't hesitate and either apply directly to the House of Pain, or contact SlayerJO or SpongeRobert for more info.

Farm hiring · · 2 likes


It's a new farm, so no great perks yet. I'm looking for people that would like to help grow a business from the ground up. I can pay you fair wages for your stats (5k pay for each 1k in stats), so both new players and more experienced people can make a decent bit of cash. Trains are free and on rotation.

And, of course, if we do get more stars, the perks will soon be worth it.

I know it's not a great offer, but I know that the people who respond to this will probably be like me in that we'll all get a kick of seeing this thing grow and prosper. We'll have a great time I'm sure of it.

Giving Away Some Stuff I Dont Want · · 2 likes


I didn't win game one, so why not let me win game 2?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!. (CLOSED) · · 2 likes


Not being able to provide for my family/being a failure in general.

Buying ALL (most) unwanted ITEMS · · 8 likes

It is I, SpongeRober QuadraticTrousers. I'm here today to tell you all about my new trading business.
Guaranteed fair prices, guaranteed mug-free!


What do I buy? Well, most things will be of interest to me, but in particular the following:



  • Plushies (either in sets or individual kinds)

  • Flowers (either in sets or individual kinds)

  • Small First Aid Kit

  • First Aid Kit

  • Morphine

  • Empty Blood Bag

  • Filled Blood Bag (all types)

  • Bricks

  • Energy Drinks

  • Beer

  • Xanax

  • Ecstacy

  • Drug Pack

  • Box of Meds

  • Lottery Voucher

  • Six Pack Energy Drinks

  • Donator Packs

  • Erotic DVD

  • FHC

If you'd like to start a trade, feel free to go ahead or, if there's any questions, feel free to shoot me a PM first.

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As the title suggests. All offers welcome. Looking to sell quick.

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

I have a farm. DM me for deets!

Can Slogan Competition ·

Damp Valley - Moister then an oyster
Goose Juice - Smacks you in the face as if it's Canadian
Crocozade - Proud sponsor to Florida Man

Friend or Foe 'for hire' ·

Seems like that would make for a good option though. Either way, thanks for the answer.

Friend or Foe 'for hire' ·

So I'm kinda curious as to who put me in the friends and enemies lists, but I'm not willing to change jobs for it and all. Is there such a thing as offering that reveal as a service?

Mug Protection ·

Solid.

Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 ·


76

Christmas Poem '18 competition · · 5 likes


Short and sweet, is Christmas in Torn.
Where Reindeer will bleed, and Christ was stillborn.

Farm hiring ·


Sure!

Farm hiring ·


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Farm hiring · · 2 likes


It's a new farm, so no great perks yet. I'm looking for people that would like to help grow a business from the ground up. I can pay you fair wages for your stats (5k pay for each 1k in stats), so both new players and more experienced people can make a decent bit of cash. Trains are free and on rotation.

And, of course, if we do get more stars, the perks will soon be worth it.

I know it's not a great offer, but I know that the people who respond to this will probably be like me in that we'll all get a kick of seeing this thing grow and prosper. We'll have a great time I'm sure of it.

BB Cost ·


Thanks mate!

BB Cost ·


Is there some place (here or on TornStats or somewhere else), where I can easily view the costs of a full Benefit Block for a given stock?

iribuya Trading. Great prices! Big+small trades · · 1 like


Quality trader. Honest prices, fast work.

Flowers/Cans/eDVD/FHC/Xans/& More · · 1 like


Works fast, honest prices. Very good doing business with Serpentine!

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