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Ripped club 10B · · 36 likes

 

Just reached the 10B club...this marks the 2208th player to truly be ripped.

 

 

Coincidentally, this is exactly 1 year and 3 months after reaching the 2/3 mark to 10B, which puts my monthly stat gain per month at a satisfying 222,222,222.2 . Old thread: Shot By 6,666,666,666 | Achievements | TORN

 

 

 

Joke contest, win some poop! · · 5 likes


Three friends who are walking through the forest are suddenly caught in a hunter's net and are stuck all night.

The next morning, the awake to find a crazy hermit staring at them, who offers them a choice: play his game or be left to starve.

The game is simple: each must venture through the forest and collect 10 of a single type of fruit, and return to the net. (trying to escape results in getting sniped)

The first friend returns with 10 apples, and the hermit says if he can slip all 10 into his rectum without wincing or showing any emotion, he is free. He gets to 2 but begins crying on the third and is shot.

The second friend returns with 10 cherries, and is given the same challenge. She successfully gets to 9, but on the 10th she begins laughing and is shot.

The ghosts of the friends meet and the first friend says, "What happened? You were so close."

The second friend replies, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."

The World Population Day Situation is Crazy · · 64 likes

The fuck did I just read

Big Box of Chocolate Bars Giveaway · · 4 likes


Three friends who are walking through the forest are suddenly caught in a hunter's net and are stuck all night.

The next morning, the awake to find a crazy hermit staring at them, who offers them a choice: play his game or be left to starve.

The game is simple: each must venture through the forest and collect 10 of a single type of fruit, and return to the net. (trying to escape results in getting sniped)

The first friend returns with 10 apples, and the hermit says if he can slip all 10 into his rectum without wincing or showing any emotion, he is free. He gets to 2 but begins crying on the third and is shot.

The second friend returns with 10 cherries, and is given the same challenge. She successfully gets to 9, but on the 10th she begins laughing and is shot.

The ghosts of the friends meet and the first friend says, "What happened? You were so close."

The second friend replies, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."

Beware of the Monster - Game over · · 3 likes


Ok, so we have Denmon as the stalker.

vote Denmon

We have Tempest confirmed green as the remaining lover.

We have Malay most likely Trump's hate target, and a citizen.

We have Delph as a veteran.

We have Hellcat as the detective.

And then there's Lolc, either citizen or red leader. I'm assuming all citizens and the leader give this result, so it's a tossup. Something to keep in mind, but not yet incriminating.




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Question about Hanks ratio ·

I raised Dex to 1B for the merit...I'll probably never touch Dex again.

 

Im not sure what your values are, but unless your already in the multiple billions, just keep training those 3.

 

High end gear would be Maurader (cheapest), then Sentinel (Def build), them EOD (only red armor in the game and best overall--but it is expensive)

What's the downside of selling losses? ·

  1. Primarily, the energy spent attacking is wasted when it could be used training or completing missions. Since gains are exponential, the more energy you dedicate to selling losses, the further behind you will be.
  2. Comfort and opportunity loss gaining other income...if you just sell losses and never pursue stable income its all for nothing
  3. Your hits might be more profitable in other instances i.e. RW cache farms
  4. You might be branded as a loser if your high ranked statistic is attack losses--this has no gameplay ramifications but may be a personal or in some instances a social burden

 

I slutted for a few weeks many years ago to get an initial deposit for investing...its not a bad idea but keep the above in mind and make sure to use the money you gain wisely.

Old crime system · · 4 likes

The main argument for remaining was the original experience system allowing for PA carries...but every competitive faction is on OC's 2.0 now, so there really is no reason to remain.

How do I raise my Loan shark loan? ·

I was in the same boat. The way I did it was take out the largest loan I can and pay off the interest every week. If he let me borrow more, I then took more out, which raised the cost the next week in a snowball effect.

 

I've heard that maxing out your loan is optional, and is definitely more costly with the interest you'll pay over time...but I felt it was faster an avoided period where you felt like you're not making any progress.

How to get Graveyard Key item w/o buying? ·

It is a unique find in the search crime. If you have already found it an got rid of it, it is impossible to obtain again and you have to buy it.

OD rate for XANAX ·

Empirical evidence is about 2% in a faction with the tolerance tree maxxed out.

Spaced Out - The grind of grinds ·

Amazing life advice.

Federal jail ·

Yes, you can continue the status quo indefinitely.

Love the new design update! · · 1 like

They made chat 3.0 the default today...you likely switched over since you're banned it doesn't matter which version ypu were on anyway and never bothered/couldn't opt in 

4 years of Torn! [DIVIDENDS TO THE MAKS] ·

gratz

Just wow · · 3 likes

Nobody....in the UNIVERSE.....

 

Gives a rat's ass or a bat to fuck.

What is your best streak on xanax ( without overdosing ) ·

Probably about a month, followed by 3 ODs in a week.

1000 energy goodbye! · · 3 likes

In federal jail...he overdosed so hard he caught federal charge.

Ripped club 10B · · 36 likes

 

Just reached the 10B club...this marks the 2208th player to truly be ripped.

 

 

Coincidentally, this is exactly 1 year and 3 months after reaching the 2/3 mark to 10B, which puts my monthly stat gain per month at a satisfying 222,222,222.2 . Old thread: Shot By 6,666,666,666 | Achievements | TORN

 

 

 

The World Population Day Situation is Crazy · · 64 likes

The fuck did I just read

Acid is restocked in Japan every 7 days?! · · 1 like

It restocks in half the time it takes to sell out (rounded up to the nearest quarter hour, which here is largely insignificant).

Whats the best b grade car for car race · · 2 likes

Colina Tanprice

 

It remains the best on mudpit even compared to class A, so your points aren't wasted.

Attack Log 2.0 · · 3 likes

The ability to sort participants is a vast improvement.

 

I can see how with many people the colors might be overwhelming, but not excessively so.

New Attack Log Looks Like Shit · · 1 like

So noobs can post about it and the site can farm engagement at the expense of their karma.

DOUBLE VAGINA? ·

When they said to try double penetratuon, thisbis n9t what they meant.