- Quick trades--- Whether you’re selling in bulk or looking to offload a few items I won’t leave you hanging
- Safe trades---I have never mugged a trade or setup someone I'm trading with to be mugged
- I can trade in the hospital
-Heck ill buy stuff I don't even want just to have your business
-Largest purveyor of snowball type items
- I sell my bounty slots who needs em?
-Friendly advice
- Winning attitude
-Gud vibes- proper punctuation.
- Just look at my sexy bazaar Dick and Balch Trade Co.
Link to price sheet below
MY PRICES
*price sheet/calc is currently out of commission trades currently done manually
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It is said those who display the RNG merit proudly are blessed by the RNG Gods
00:51:41 - 21/08/22 You gambled $1,000,000 on the slot machine and won $2,000,000,000 with: Atomic, Atomic, Atomic (Radioactive x2000)
I have done this thread in the past and figured why not share my great fortune with the plebians of torn.
The rules are simple. Make me laugh. Make me chuckle. Make me giggle. Submit your finest jokes. Or funny interactions with other players. Don't be petty. If something makes you laugh give it a thumbs up. The bar is set high and so am I. Now dance monkeys dance.
1st prize 3 DPs You sent 3x Donator Pack to Hancke with the message: Winner winner
2nd prize 2 DPS 20:53:03 - 03/10/22 You sent 2x Donator Pack to Celis420 with the message: Greatest Joke 2nd place
3rd prize 1 DP You sent a Donator Pack to dannyrouge with the message: 3rd place Greatest joke contest
runner ups: tbd
drop a like im karma whoring
multiple entries are allowed <<>>
I AM SIFTING THROUGH THE GIGGLES, THE GAFFAWS, AND THE GRIMACES WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN MONENTARILY
HANKE: 1st Prize many of your jokes were first place worthy and you bumped the shit out of the thread no contest
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral
CELIS420 2nd Place High quality duck joke
Two buddies out drinking walk into the bathroom to pee. They see 3 urinals, with the middle occupied, as they are peeing the middle guys looks over and says 'oh I see you have WY tattooed on your penis. What is the significance of that. The guy answers 'that is my girlfriends initials, when she gets me aroused it says Wendy'. The middle guy thinks that's cool, so he looks over at the other guy and notices a WY on his penis also. He asks the other guy if he has a girl named Wendy also. He answers no, when my girl gets me aroused it says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day'
DANNYROUGE: 3rd place suck it kids
So I saw this kid on the street the other day. He was wearing a bunch of ripped clothes and looked dirty. I asked him are you a orphan? He said yes I am, what gave me away?
I said your parents
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
DEADRINGERSSCAMS
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
DANNYROUGE: 3rd place suck it kids
So I saw this kid on the street the other day. He was wearing a bunch of ripped clothes and looked dirty. I asked him are you a orphan? He said yes I am, what gave me away?
I said your parents
00:51:41 - 21/08/22 You gambled $1,000,000 on the slot machine and won $2,000,000,000 with: Atomic, Atomic, Atomic (Radioactive x2000)
I have done this thread in the past and figured why not share my great fortune with the plebians of torn.
The rules are simple. Make me laugh. Make me chuckle. Make me giggle. Submit your finest jokes. Or funny interactions with other players. Don't be petty. If something makes you laugh give it a thumbs up. The bar is set high and so am I. Now dance monkeys dance.
1st prize 3 DPs You sent 3x Donator Pack to Hancke with the message: Winner winner
2nd prize 2 DPS 20:53:03 - 03/10/22 You sent 2x Donator Pack to Celis420 with the message: Greatest Joke 2nd place
3rd prize 1 DP You sent a Donator Pack to dannyrouge with the message: 3rd place Greatest joke contest
runner ups: tbd
drop a like im karma whoring
multiple entries are allowed <<>>
I AM SIFTING THROUGH THE GIGGLES, THE GAFFAWS, AND THE GRIMACES WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN MONENTARILY
HANKE: 1st Prize many of your jokes were first place worthy and you bumped the shit out of the thread no contest
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral
CELIS420 2nd Place High quality duck joke
Two buddies out drinking walk into the bathroom to pee. They see 3 urinals, with the middle occupied, as they are peeing the middle guys looks over and says 'oh I see you have WY tattooed on your penis. What is the significance of that. The guy answers 'that is my girlfriends initials, when she gets me aroused it says Wendy'. The middle guy thinks that's cool, so he looks over at the other guy and notices a WY on his penis also. He asks the other guy if he has a girl named Wendy also. He answers no, when my girl gets me aroused it says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day'
DANNYROUGE: 3rd place suck it kids
So I saw this kid on the street the other day. He was wearing a bunch of ripped clothes and looked dirty. I asked him are you a orphan? He said yes I am, what gave me away?
I said your parents
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
DEADRINGERSSCAMS
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
DANNYROUGE: 3rd place suck it kids
So I saw this kid on the street the other day. He was wearing a bunch of ripped clothes and looked dirty. I asked him are you a orphan? He said yes I am, what gave me away?
I said your parents
------------taking break-==================================================================================================================================================================== Whelp I'm bored and bountied
Let's play a game
The once peaceful plushies in my inventory are in rebellion. Or something.
-Post in NUMERICAL ORDER from 2 to 12. (2 dice rolls)
-At 11 players, I will roll 2 dice.
-The number that comes up is the winner.
-I will roll the dice again to see what the prize is.
-Obviously one post per round
Prize Roll-
2. Jaguar Plushie
3. Nessie plushie
4. Red Fox Plushie
5. Chamois Plushie
6. Monkey Plushie
7. Dong: Effy
8. Lion Plushie
9. Panda Plushie
10. Camel Plushie
11. Kitten Plushie
12. Dong: Jeremy
GOOD LUCK!!! Give the thread some good lovin donations very welcome but not expected
Let's play a game
The once peaceful plushies in my inventory are in rebellion. Or something.
-Post in NUMERICAL ORDER from 2 to 12. (2 dice rolls)
-At 11 players, I will roll 2 dice.
-The number that comes up is the winner.
-I will roll the dice again to see what the prize is.
-Obviously one post per round
Prize Roll-
2. Jaguar Plushie
3. Nessie plushie
4. Red Fox Plushie
5. Chamois Plushie
6. Monkey Plushie
7. Dong: Effy
8. Lion Plushie
9. Panda Plushie
10. Camel Plushie
11. Kitten Plushie
12. Dong: Jeremy
GOOD LUCK!!! Give the thread some good lovin donations very welcome but not expected
With the implementation of Big Al’s Bunker, I am happy to announce that DICK AND BALCH TRADE CO tm is buying all your crappy RW gear!
Current Exchange Rate: approximately 7,350,000m per Big Al Buck (BAB tm) for reference: price of Small Arms Cache divided by 20 (BABS) *plus my 3 % cut which has already been taken into account
Yellow Quality
crappy SMG/pistols- 28.5m each (4 Big Al Bucks)
crappy melee- 42.7m each (6 Big Al Bucks)
crappy shotgun/rifle- 71.2 m each (10 Big Al Bucks)
crappy armor- 85.5m each (12 Big Al bucks)
Heavy machine gun/artillery- 99.8m each (14 Big Al Bucks)
Orange Quality: Single Bonus
crappy SMG/pistols- 85.5m each (12 Big Al Bucks)
crappy Melee- 128.3m each (18 Big Al Bucks)
crappy Shotgun/ Rifle- 213.8m each (30 Big Al Bucks)
crappy armor- 256.6m each (36 Big Al Bucks)
Heavy machine gun/artillery- 299.4m each (42 Big Al Bucks)
Orange Quality: Double Bonus
SMG/Pistols- 128.3m each (18 Big Al Bucks)
Melee- 192.4m each (27 Big Al Bucks)
Shotgun/rifle- 320.8m each (45 Big Al Bucks)
Heavy Machine Gun/Artillery- 449.1m each (63 Big Al Bucks)
Red Quality: Single Bonus
SMG/Pistol- 256.6m each (36 Big Al Bucks)
Melee- 383.9m each (54 Big Al Bucks)
Shotgun/Rifle- 641.6m each (90 Big Al Bucks)
Armor- 769.9m each (108 Big Al Bucks)
Heavy Machine Gun/Artillery- 898.3m (126 Big Al bucks)
Trade your crap for gold!
For all other trade matters peep my trade thread Trade Thread
Poorly managed and the director is kind of a jerk. I rate it 0/10 stars.
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Don’t let them bully you. Bounty them until they submit to your will.
Joe Mama
Well let me first start by saying, that I don’t give one singular ion of a measly f* k. I certainly wouldn’t find the annoyance of others amusing. Or reply on the thread over and over and over and over so that it’s the first thing people see. Nope I don’t give a f**k about that. We could all come together and stop bumping these nonsense shit posts. But honestly though I don’t give a f**k.
You’re only a noob once. Pop off.
Thanks for drawing my attention to this. The price has been raised. How about my chocolate eggs? I’m willing to lower the price a bit if you let me know where I stand.
Appreciate you man!
What about a 300k respect faction? I’m balling on a budget trying to dip my toes in the water if you get me.
What’s the going rate for a faction these days?
Youre doing the lords work. Hail Santa.
It costs nothing to be nice.
This honestly triggered my acid reflux.
I think the fact that I’ve never been given a raise or bonus is the biggest scam of all. Send 3b
I don’t know who you are but you seem like a nuisance. I respect that.
No problem r+•
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[image: y.yarn.co]Halloween is best event for ragebaiting. I’ve fallen for the trap too.
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Said the outcast. I wouldn’t trust a word this guy says.
If you want to get back at them you must first get strong. I’d recommend using a couple of vanity mirrors to gain battle stats. They’re a lot cheaper than dumbbells and other SEs because the gains are lower but perfect for a guy on a budget. Hope this helps.
Hate this. Increasing circ and causing deflation never makes anyone happy. Good luck to the current cache sellers hope some idiot throws you a few billion.
Me too! I always thought it was a racist multiplayer game.