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sirnoobalot

[2052342] Level 68 Celebrity Tank

Married to SirEatALot

Observed 28 Sep 2026 · 2 days ago · Torn public profile

sirnoobalot is a level 68 player who signed up on 21 Mar 2017. Their standout stat is LSD taken: #948 (tied with 2 others), top 0.64% of ranked players.

#948 (tied with 2 others) for LSD taken top 0.64% of ranked players
#42,687 for networth top 1.8% of ranked players
Signed up 21 Mar 2017 (9 years ago)
34 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 28 Sep 2026 · 2 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

Level: 68; #29,277 tied with 595 others top 1.2%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,477; #624,814 tied with 160 others top 25%
Awards: 296; #39,163 tied with 240 others top 3.4%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $4,179,503,011; #42,687 top 1.8%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 777; #35,281 tied with 25 others top 13%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 14; #54,506 tied with 1,248 others top 45%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 212; #41,819 tied with 99 others top 17%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 3,364; #33,343 tied with 10 others top 3%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 468; #16,871 tied with 34 others top 2.5%; +10 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 1; #138,402 tied with 30,291 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 27,591; #35,835 tied with 1 other top 7.6%; 0 since Jan
Races won: 11; #95,110 tied with 1,329 others top 71%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 914; #31,091 tied with 29 others top 14%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 25.7; #41,506 top 2.9%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#948tied with 2 others

Drugs

LSD taken

tied with 2 others

383 top 0.64%

#42,687

Economy

Networth

$4,179,503,011 top 1.8%

#19,778tied with 4 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 4 others

4,856 top 0.97%

#33,343tied with 10 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 10 others

3,364 top 3%

#28,407tied with 1 other

Combat

Attack hits

tied with 1 other

16,861 top 1.7%

#41,506

Activity

Time played

25.7 top 2.9%

Maxed: Shoplifting skill, Burglary skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 1 stat changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Defends won	+10	458	468

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 28 Sep 2026 · 2 days ago

Xanax taken: 777; #35,281 tied with 25 others top 13%
Energy refills: 212; #41,819 tied with 99 others top 17%
Energy drinks used: 14; #54,506 tied with 1,248 others top 45%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 7; #84,523 tied with 2,483 others top 62%
Elo rating: 1,464; #47,638 tied with 83 others top 2.5%
Best damage: 3,110; #51,905 tied with 16 others top 3.6%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 28 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 46 · archived: 34 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Passed 800 days married between 24 Aug and 28 Sep

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