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Goodbye Torn[Winner] · · 25 likes


By the powers of darkness, evil, and fear.
I command Big_Momma to disappear!!!!!!

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YES! All the free stuff now belongs to me!!!




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On July 26th Big Momma will be leaving Torn City indefinitely. 

I had a good run, and accomplished many of the things I've set out to do.  My proudest accomplishment: creating Torn City's largest underground escort service. Pimpin' ain't easy but it was hella fun. I am glad my hoes brought so many people joy in their sad lives. For those of you "in the know" don't worry it will be business as usual (I found a good replacement to run the business). 


Let me cut to the chase, get right to it, and answer the question everyone wants to know.
Q: Can I have your stuff?
A: Yes you can!

I will be giving away everything! Two fully upgraded PIs, decent stated dual hammers, an ArmaLiite with high stated accuracy, high stated armor, stock blocks, bulk items, cash etc etc.

However, if you want some of these free goodies there is a catch. I am not just going to give my stuff away to just anyone. You will have to face what some would consider an impossible challenge.  To be eligible: for the next 17 days you will have to be nice to DUDE.

This means instead of shit talkin' his threads, you leave him a nice comment. Shower him in kindness. 

I will be lurking the forums over the next 17 days, and making notes of anyone being nice to DUDE. The more love you leave him the more likely you will get noticed by me, and the more likely you will get free shit. Any negative comments etc. will get you disqualified. At the end I will decide who gets what.

If no one can meet the challenge I will most likely just take everything to the grave with me in true ******* fashion. Anyone who messages me asking for shit will 100% get nothing. To my enemies: I hold no grudges. You have just as much chance as anyone else.

Now I know what some of y'all are thinking. "Big Momma, why all of a sudden are you jumpin' on DUDE's dick?". TBH, I just wanted to create a challenge that I know most people could not complete, at the same time anyone could have a chance. At the end of the day if I end up giving all my shit to DUDE's troll friends instead of my own friends. I really don't care. Big Momma will be gone anyways and....


PS Anyone who thinks this is a joke it is not, but if you do *shrugs* like I said I really don't care. It is up to you if you want free shit or not.

Discussion: Did Big Momma create an impossible challenge? Can anyone besides DUDE's troll friends rise to the challenge?

13 MILLION · · 129 likes

On this day

May 13, 1110 - Crusaders march into Beirut, causing a bloodbath

May 13, 1940 - Winston Churchill says "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat" in his first speech as Prime Minister to British House of Commons

May 13, 2023 - B3 creates an achievement thread announcing their 13 million respect gain, respect farming supremacy, and D3vl cries, "If not, to everyone reading this you see now you are all being used like dumb f**king sheeps."

Please help us celebrate by giving praise to our god, who gives us the power to go beyond ourselves.

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Ph34r th3 5|-|33p!

ducki-leaks · · 81 likes


Since it is clear ED is not going to meet Big Momma's demands, I will start the leaks. Big Momma had to pull some serious strings to get her hands on these ones, but luckily they messed up sharing cyber sessions for the wank bank, and Big Momma got her hands on some. Unfortunately they are so disturbing if I posted the full logs I would probably get banned. But here are some select sections.

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this isn't even scratching the surface. Stay tuned for more ducki-leaks

Name my account for 3 months(closed) · · 8 likes

5m B3_Recruiting

Should factions be allowed to go over 100 total · · 34 likes


I wish I would have thought of this troll.... good one!

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17% holy cow! I didn't even know it could get so big, and here I thought my 7% was impressive ...

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But it is not the size that matters right? ... right?

38th worst troll on torn forums · · 1 like

I mean he is not exactly wrong.... you're still doing better than my country (Canada), so don't feel too bad.

https://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing-nato-members.php

The Trump Trial · · 1 like

I mean, that was probably the best shitpost of all time. I'll give credit where credit is due. He deserves to be in the Internet Hall of Fame.