Cake_Commander

[2055059] Level 55 Outstanding Punchbag

Mergers and Acquisitions MAA MemberTransport Coordinator at Unity Logistics 2Married to Pancakegh

Observed 28 Sep 2026 · Torn public profile

Cake_Commander is a level 55 player in Mergers and Acquisitions who signed up on 3 Apr 2017. Their standout stat is Times hospitalized: #6,505, top 0.32% of ranked players.

#6,505 for times hospitalized top 0.32% of ranked players
#5,260 (tied with 3 others) for defends lost top 0.26% of ranked players
Signed up 3 Apr 2017 (9 years ago)
17 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 28 Sep 2026 · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 55; #40,377 tied with 1,402 others top 1.6%; +2 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,464; #627,467 tied with 237 others top 25%
Awards: 308; #37,271 tied with 197 others top 3.2%; +29 since Jan
Networth: $2,612,949,936; #53,708 top 2.3%; +617,602,796 since Jan
Xanax taken: 304; #51,845 tied with 71 others top 20%; +17 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 16; #52,293 tied with 1,026 others top 43%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 188; #44,673 tied with 131 others top 18%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 1,814; #50,883 tied with 18 others top 4.7%; +38 since Jan
Defends won: 411; #19,138 tied with 38 others top 2.8%; +23 since Jan
Revives given: 66; #20,260 tied with 115 others top 26%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 22,607; #40,520 tied with 1 other top 8.7%; +7,653 since Jan
Races won: 159; #25,856 tied with 116 others top 19%; +9 since Jan
Times traveled: 227; #75,946 tied with 141 others top 35%; +1 since Jan
Time played (days): 13.2; #68,092 top 4.8%; +0.9 since Jan

What stands out 6

#6,505

Hospital

Times hospitalized

8,680 top 0.32%

#5,260tied with 3 others

Combat

Defends lost

tied with 3 others

7,576 top 0.26%

#53,708

Economy

Networth

$2,612,949,936 top 2.3%

#15,610tied with 1 other

Missions

Mission credits earned

tied with 1 other

16,044 top 1.5%

#44,629tied with 14 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 14 others

3,645 top 3.1%

#37,271tied with 197 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 197 others

308 top 3.2%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Pickpocketing skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 10 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+2	53	55
Awards	+29	279	308
Networth	+617,602,796	$1,995,347,140	$2,612,949,936
Xanax taken	+17	287	304
Attacks won	+38	1,776	1,814
Defends won	+23	388	411
Criminal offenses	+7,653	14,954	22,607
Races won	+9	150	159
Times traveled	+1	226	227
Time played (days)	+0.9	12.3	13.2

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 28 Sep 2026

Xanax taken: 304; #51,845 tied with 71 others top 20%
Energy refills: 188; #44,673 tied with 131 others top 18%
Energy drinks used: 16; #52,293 tied with 1,026 others top 43%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 3; #101,595 tied with 6,105 others top 76%
Elo rating: 1,501; #43,691 tied with 64 others top 2.3%
Best damage: 3,645; #44,629 tied with 14 others top 3.1%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 28 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 19 · archived: 17 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Negative Faction Reputation Bugs & Issues · 12 Nov 2018 · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Passed 100 search for cash skill between 24 Aug and 28 Sep
Passed 10,000 theft offenses between 24 Aug and 28 Sep
Rank title Master Punchbag → Outstanding Punchbag between 22 Jan and 24 Aug

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