Drakes_Jester: forum

*jester noises*

When I first joined Torn, I had no idea what I was doing and basically just meandered around doing jack squat. My gameplay continued this way for about two years, until I got frustrated with how poorly I was doing and quit.
About 3 years later my interest in the game once again piqued. I started playing again at level 24, with the stats of a level 14 player. I was trying to fix my stats, but I had no idea what I was doing. Around three weeks into my return I was ready to quit again, but my IRL brother recommended I reach out to Wardogs HQ. So I did, I got accepted into the faction, joined the discord, and finally got some direction and advice on how to get my stats to where they needed to be.
I've been in this messed up funky fun family for a couple months now and my love for the game has been re-awakened, my stats are much better (for the most part), and I've got support and guidance whenever I need it.

All in all I'm not saying that you have to join us, but I am saying that we might be that little something that you've been looking for.

I think he thinks he can get underneath people's skin when in reality this ish just funny af to literally everyone but him

The only payment a wardog needs is the blood of his enemy

It's a bet, I'll send $1m if he's gone on or before Friday

I'm fairly certain the extention torntools has an option to circle items on the map

Mobile or pc?

I might be a jester, however you sir are a true fool.

Generally the sound of the little bells on my hat and me dropping things cause I can't juggle

*jester noises*

I feel like this thread has gotten off track so *jester noises*

Torn crashed when I tried to read Tim's post someone better get one of these handsome men out of here

Yeah, I know it's a cult? You don't have to tell me, I'm fully aware, I have the name of the faction tattooed on my body IRL, we do some culty ass shit

We're like helldivers but in the other direction

That sounds about right, your point?

Just wait till you hear about the blood god

You think we're cultish? That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about us <3

I'm fully aware of my place among the clowns. As my name would suggest clearly it is you who needs a rapid re-evaluation of their career path, and I was just trying to help cause you said you like to use your voice ;)

You give my f**king noises back you hoodlum

Have you considered a career in music?

I'm sure this thread could handle two very handsome men, but if Tim shows up it might be too much to handle

No, but I hear there's some very handsome men hanging around

Do you only war or raid for money?

The only payment a wardog needs is the blood of his enemy

I belive the fool is the fool who believes the fool isn't aware he's a fool