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Random Act of Kindness · · 18 likes


I want to give a donator pack to someone who is consitently nice to new people. So if someone was nice to you, and you are under 30 days, put their name AND ID number (as names change) here. Please post what they did. It must be more than something silly like they gave you a brick. It must be something that truly helped you get started and strong!

If you see their name already listed, give them a karma up point, and again - post why. in 3 days, I'll pick one that I feel has been the nicest most consistently, and give them a donator pack.

Who's the Daddy? · · 10 likes


One night, you invited me to a private pajama party. We had a vigorous pillow fight in our lingerie, chasing each other with our balloons bouncing as we used the pillows to hammer each other in the head. Then, we collapsed together, laughing and snuggling on the couch inhaling that fine Canadian cannabis, and downing numerous Santa Shooters. I used my cell phone to show you pictures of some hottie firemen cuddling with adorable kittens.

You, my little gingerbread, began purring at their fluffiness, and the tiny kitten meows, and the wiggling paws. The pinkness of their paws made me think of deliciously pink parts in other places, After divesting you of your clothes, I just had to do a two-fingered tickle to see if your tulip was moist. You were. I couldn't help but let myself taste your sweet chest berries, gentle nips and suction before heading downward to coat my carrot with your salad dressing


As my eyes looked up into yours, encouraging your sweet release, I whispered, "Leave Sanford, rise above all this chaos..." It was then you curled your hands in my long hair, dug your high heels into my shoulder blades as I hacked your world, mixing our genes to make a little Torn warrior.

Who's the Daddy? · · 6 likes


I remember that sultry summer night where you and I got wildly drunk in Discord... and clothes were flying, and much touching was going on it.  That baby will have your ginger temper and my sweet ass ... smile 

 

HIGH HEELS CLUB · · 5 likes

one day.. i shall own a handbag.. and a pink mac 10... and a golden broomstick...

Who's the Daddy? · · 5 likes


I used chest cherries instead of nipples :(  

Recent archived posts

Does Torn need an Ombudsman? ·

I think there have been many improvements to the game. But to your point, it's kind of sad that what used to be rare, high value items are now commonly found in crimes. Some of the things that were evil but the stuff of the basic fabric of torn are gone (example: Vicodin Xanax swap for the unwary).   Those things emphasized the crime based nature of torn - even while the unwary bitched. 

 

Omudsman? Please. This is torn

Adam ragequit Torn and freed the slaves from B3 · · 1 like

Amp is good. Amp is wise

You're welcome here. AI is not. ·

I would like to point out that Grammarly rewrites are accomplished with the use of AI..... 

I'm a noob and got scammed ·

Uhhh.  Crime based game .........'nuff said 

The Collete Show: A Lesson in Pettiness ·

If he can afford it ...and you annoyed him ....  Don't be annoying. And don't whine on a crime based game 😂

For anyone who knew Nameless ·

That is so sad.  My thoughts and love to his family and close friends

How do you like the Awards page rebuild? ·

They latest at the bottom would be a good place as that is where we are used to seeing it

This game SUCKS BALLS, QUIT WHILE YOU CAN · · 2 likes

Did Duke touch you in the naughty zone? 

Welp.... ·

Torn app display issue · · 1 like

MarkStark is also having the issue and may be able to provide more insight 

Torn app display issue · · 1 like

I uninstalled and reinstalled the app twice, and tried clearing cache. I don't know why or how it opens in full screen but when I open a new tab, it is not in full screen. 

Torn app display issue ·

It might be Device specific as another player with a pixel has contacted me with same issue. Also, the issue does NOT occur if I use a second tab, if that helps.  I know it helps me lol

Torn app display issue ·

I did adjust it.  It didn't make a difference to the issue, just to the screen size

Torn app display issue · · 2 likes

Device: Google Pixel 6a Android: 15 App version: 2.2.13

 

I cannot get the app out of full screen mode making top row unuseable.

 

I put screen shots in this post under q&a thread, and someone else on pixel phone is having same issue.

 

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=3&t=16443931&b=0&a=0&to=25556580

 

Mobile app issue ·

I fixed the desktop but still can't fix the full screen even when I turn it sideway.[image: profileimages.torn.com]   

Mobile app issue · · 1 like

Help?  My mobile app is full screen up to the very top of cell phone where the phone icons are, keeping me from using the top items.   I have uninstalled and reinstalled twice, set the height to 68% and now can't figure out how to get out of desktop mode, which was another thing I tried.  

 

Any suggestions?

Christmas Karaoke Contest · · 10 likes

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

How e does Santa deliver gifts in Torn?

 

He disguises himself as a trader because anyone walking around with gifts is mugged.

 

 

What do you call a torn player who hasn't been hospitalized or mugged in the last 24 hours? A hacker

 

Why do torn players write love letters?  Because all notes begin with _pay up or else"

 

Ehat do you call someone who buys mug protection and gets mugged anyways? A mug+nificent target 

 

Why does Bogie wear sunglasses in torn? To hide the glare from all the permabans

 

How does Bogie surprise players on Tornmas eve?  Clmbing down their PI chimneys to check for multi accounts

 

Why don't torn players rely on chat? Because it's slower than growing a newbies stats

 

Why is torn chat like Santas sleigh? It only works once a year

 

 

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

How e does Santa deliver gifts in Torn?

 

He disguises himself as a trader because anyone walking around with gifts is mugged.

 

 

What do you call a torn player who hasn't been hospitalized or mugged in the last 24 hours? A hacker

 

Why do torn players wwrite love letters?  Because all notes begin with _pay up or else"

 

Ehat do you call someone who buys mug protection and gets mugged anyways? A mug+nificent target 

 

Why does Bogie wear sunglasses in torn? To hide the flare from all the permabans

 

How does Bogie surprise players on Tornmas eve?  Clmbing down their PI chimneys to check for multi accounts

 

Why don't torn players rely on chat? Because it's slower than growing a newbies stats

 

Why is torn chat like Santas sleigh? It only works once a year

 

 

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 1 like

How e does Santa deliver gifts in Torn?

 

He disguises himself as a trader because anyone walking around with gifts is mugged.

 

 

What do you call a torn player who hasn't been hospitalized or mugged in the last 24 hours? A hacker

 

Why do torn players write love letters?  Because all notes begin with _pay up or else"

 

Ehat do you call someone who buys mug protection and gets mugged anyways? A mug+nificent target 

 

Why does Bogie wear sunglasses in torn? To hide the flare from all the permabans

 

How does Bogie surprise players on Tornmas eve?  Clmbing down their PI chimneys to check for multi accounts

 

Why don't torn players rely on chat? Because it's slower than growing a newbies stats

 

Why is torn chat like Santas sleigh? It only works once a year

 

How do players communicate when chat is down?  The old fashioned way - mugging