WhatTheShitLana

[2062799] Level 100 Elite Hired Gun

WTF Healers WTFH Trophy WifeTeam Leader at WTF Tactleneck SecurityMarried to DammitArcher

Observed 24 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · Torn public profile

WhatTheShitLana is a level 100 player in WTF Healers who signed up on 7 May 2017. Their standout stat is Networth: #6,537, top 0.28% of ranked players.

#6,537 for networth top 0.28% of ranked players
#7,341 for largest mug top 0.9% of ranked players
Signed up 7 May 2017 (9 years ago)
27 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 24 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; +1 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,395; #635,104 tied with 179 others top 26%
Awards: 502; #7,074 tied with 85 others top 0.61%; +6 since Jan
Networth: $33,928,552,827; #6,537 top 0.28%; +4,212,222,797 since Jan
Xanax taken: 5,085; #4,374 tied with 1 other top 1.7%; +524 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,174; #7,359 tied with 2 others top 5.9%; +11 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,065; #4,623 tied with 6 others top 1.9%; +204 since Jan
Attacks won: 7,275; #15,171 tied with 2 others top 1.4%; +54 since Jan
Defends won: 248; #31,244 tied with 130 others top 4.6%; +18 since Jan
Revives given: 2,219; #1,841 top 2.4%; +28 since Jan
People busted: 22; #68,510 tied with 950 others top 41%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 135,699; #3,110 top 0.66%; +21,398 since Jan
Races won: 335; #14,830 tied with 42 others top 11%; +31 since Jan
Times traveled: 859; #32,926 tied with 34 others top 15%; +38 since Jan
Time played (days): 80.9; #13,039 top 0.92%; +3 since Jan

What stands out 6

#6,537

Economy

Networth

$33,928,552,827 top 0.28%

#7,341

Combat

Largest mug

$46,280,396 top 0.9%

#3,110

Crime

Criminal offenses

135,699 top 0.66%

#8,866

Combat

Money mugged

$527,419,348 top 1.1%

#13,039

Activity

Time played

80.9 top 0.92%

#7,074tied with 85 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 85 others

502 top 0.61%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,508 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1tied with 2,508 others

Hospital

Revive skill

tied with 2,508 others

100 top 0.099%

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+1	99	100
Awards	+6	496	502
Networth	+4,212,222,797	$29,716,330,030	$33,928,552,827
Xanax taken	+524	4,561	5,085
Energy drinks used	+11	1,163	1,174
Energy refills	+204	1,861	2,065
Attacks won	+54	7,221	7,275
Defends won	+18	230	248
Revives given	+28	2,191	2,219
Criminal offenses	+21,398	114,301	135,699
Races won	+31	304	335
Times traveled	+38	821	859
Time played (days)	+3	77.9	80.9

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 24 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old

Xanax taken: 5,085; #4,374 tied with 1 other top 1.7%
Energy refills: 2,065; #4,623 tied with 6 others top 1.9%
Energy drinks used: 1,174; #7,359 tied with 2 others top 5.9%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 1,012; #1,565 tied with 3 others top 1.1%
Elo rating: 2,372; #8,448 tied with 29 others top 0.44%
Best damage: 7,786; #14,685 tied with 3 others top 1%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 24 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 67 · archived: 27 · threads started (archived): 2

Threads started 2 most recent

Duplicate transaction from lag Bugs & Issues · 25 Oct 2025 · 6 replies
Cannot initiate attacks Bugs & Issues · 18 Sep 2017 · 4 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Legendary Hired Gun → Elite Hired Gun between 22 Jan and 24 Aug
Reached level 100 between 22 Jan and 24 Aug

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