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The crime queen hiatus ended~ · · 170 likes

As an Army vet, and as a MEDIC, I call shenanigans.

You do not get kicked for going to sick call. There’s far more to the story that you’re leaving out.

Sorry, Ana. You know I’m a fan, but I call bullshito.

DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!! · · 18 likes


How all of us see you when posting stuff like this:

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This never works out like you think it will.

Quite critical [100 and done] · · 129 likes

How is the groin not considered a critical hit? It's pretty critical. Hell, as small of a penis as I have, that's a nat 20 called shot.

I mean, for some people that's a more difficult hit than others. (coughcough)

...besides, two arteries converge in the groinal region.


TL:DR - I would like to suggest that the groin be made a critical hit area.

EDIT: I am not suggesting this be gender specific. A shot to the groin is a crit no matter what the gender.


Thank you for your consideration.

60 NNB & 1st PA · · 185 likes

Here's a double feature...

The first PA I've ever been in was a success. Of course, Rey could carry a green leaf, but still!

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That PA immediately put me over the top to 60 NNB

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I wasn't the fastest but I have been working toward 60 NNB. I don't brag in the achievements forum often, but this is one I want to pat myself on the back about. 60 NNB is a big deal to me.

This has been my progression. No idea on dates.

45 - approx @ 4300 arsons
50 - @ 5,882 arsons
55 - @ 9,069 arsons
60 - @ 12,980 arsons + 1 PA

BodyBagger: The Man, the Myth, the Legend Speaks! · · 219 likes

There are moments in Torn history, words or names that hold power, that all will remember:

Pink Power
Insurrection
Tornpocalypse
Furry DB

and…

BodyBagger!

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(famous aggressive Chucks and the one that rules them all)

He has been and always will be. He’s powerful, friendly, for hire, but quiet. How cool would it be if he opened up to the world?

Well, wish granted!

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Huge breaking news! This is going to be awesome! Watch for the biggest interview of 2023 on Torn Undergroud! Being baked hot and fresh as we speak!!!

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Edit:

Validation!

BodyBagger liked your thread



BodyBagger: The Man, the Myth, the Legend Speaks!

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STAND AGAINST THE WOOGS · · 1 like

I agree!

 

Join the cult church of the beanmelon instead.

 

 

We have cookies.

Max Nerve from the Community (Highest: Foesz w. 135NNB!) ·

What crimes have you been doing? I finally jumped to 105. Took forever to jump from 100.

Whoever you are, i hate you · · 9 likes

Settle down, you’re hormonal. You’re acting like your mother.

Unpopular opinion: A real Drake fan's honest review on the boy's looks, persona, and aura · · 1 like

Aura? Didn't Kendrick write a song about Drake?

 

Just sayin'.

Lindsay Clancy · · 8 likes

OUT OF PURE MORBID CURIOSITY, I came to P&L to see what a Clancy thread looks like in Torn.

 

And I'll be damned if it didn't restore my faith in humanity a little.

 

I am glad to see so many typically opposed sides agree on a topic.

 

I ran out of R+

 

 

Clancy is a vile excuse for a human being, and second are the "people" that support her.

 

At the end of day 4, I think the best we can hope for is a hung jury and a re-trial, but at this point how do you get 12 jurors that do not contain a tik tok wine mom that "gets" where Clancy is coming from. As it stands, there's at least two on this jury that do... wearing pink in support and smiling to each other when they handed the note to the judge saying they were deadlocked, only to look big mad when the judge told them to do their gotdamn job.

 

Maybe...MAYBE... the deadlock is what charges to convict her of, not just "not guilty," but I think this will be the "feminist OJ trial," where interviews after will say they couldn't convict her because vagina. 

[ELIMINATION HYPE THREAD] ·

(yawn) This will be the year I say I won't join elims and actually follow through.

Insane People of Torn: HotterThanHer // Chaz_the_Spaz · · 2 likes

I needed more Halloween targets. 

SCARED LITTLE RAT · · 5 likes

Oh, look, a faction of similarly aged greenleafs.

 

 

Smells of multis.

Torn is dead, and you are all to blame. · · 1 like

(as we wait on a new crime for over a year)

Got Arrested For Playing Torn At The Airport · · 10 likes

I was on the news once for playing Torn.

 

Torn is dead, and you are all to blame. · · 1 like

Travel 2.0 is the new Crimes 2.0

 

History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme. Things in Torn never change.

Torn is dead, and you are all to blame. · · 7 likes

This would have made a far better article than the pile he was begging to help get published.

A forum I was told to make. · · 4 likes

Collete always comes through with the reciepts.

[RW] The Rifle Company vs Monarch Mutation · · 10 likes

Rifle Co., seriously, a lot of respect for the effort and tactics. Lessons were learned on our side.

 

You have an extremely coordinated group. There were several times I stated in faction chat:

 

"I wish we had the coordination these fucks have." -SporkMonkey, 2026

 

That's been the most fun RW we've had in a while. Y'all have the makings of a faction that's going to be hard to deal with.

Who does these girls think they are? · · 2 likes

 

 

There's no females in Torn's personals. It's just male multis looking for free stuff.

 

Don't let them steal your goo, king.

Whiny neckbeards xD · · 1 like

Cry more, retard.

 

Torn has never been "accepting," unless you tow the bogie narrative. 

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy · · 5 likes

I think it added more fallout on SHAT.

 

what does dp mean to you · · 2 likes

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(Approves in Texan)

what does dp mean to you ·

 

Now it’s truly a double.

 

Atta boy.

Why is grape without the G censored? ·

No one dies in Torn. They just go to the hospital.

 

In theory, best medical care in the world.