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Edd's Confusing Attempt at Trading! · · 22 likes

Welcome!
Ladies & Gentlemen


If you're among those who've had the misfortune of reading my ads in trade, I apologise. I however hope, some of you had thoughts besides 'annoying' and more along the tune of - 'Oh look, yet another trader! Do they grow on trees?'




Well, let me introduce myself! I'm Confused, and this is my Edd-- err, I mean...
Moving on, traders don't grow on trees and I'm not even new! I used to trade as a clueless newbie before taking a long break - you may find the remnants of my old trading thread and reviews here.


BUYING

PRICE LIST

You can also find me, and my prices on...

TORN EXCHANGE
TORN TRADER

Primarily, I buy the following...

Drugs l Medical l Temporary l Energy Cans l Boosters l Supply Packs l Donator Packs l Drugs l Plushies/Flowers l Stat Enhancers l Candies l Alcohol l Sets l Love l Etc

NOT BUYING

Due to legal issues and general broke-ness, I don't buy the following...
Stocks l Properties l Mail Order Brides/Grooms

SELLING

At the moment...
400 Xanax @ 830K ea l Bulk Items in Bazaar l Items in Display Case

WHY TRADE WITH ME?

Aside from my bad jokes...
Mug Free
Quick (...usually)
Receipts (...on request)
Good Prices (...sometimes)
Cheaper bulk than the bigger traders
Willing to beat any trader's price on select items
You can just start trade, no need to PM/Mail
Plox, need monies for drugs ;_;

...and that's me. I hope that conveys my uber confusing plan to take your stuff and sell it back to you, probably for profit and get rich. Or, stay broke but never miss a xanax. Either works.

Below you'll find some relevant statistics that all the traders seem to be adding...

STATISTICS

Not exactly bragging rights, but here ya go...
450+ Trades
60+ Friends
20+ Rates
At least 4 satisfied customers, maybe

That's all, if you're convinced by those mediocre stats and have decided to trade with me, you're welcome to whenever I'm online! Stay well.



START A TRADE

















Edd's Trading Corner · · 18 likes

DEAD THREAD
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cayman muggings · · 6 likes

I don't get why top level players consider this so much of an issue. I barely have 3B NW and I get mugged as if I'm made of money. Most of you literally are made of money, so you should expect it. As is stands, there's already few ways of making money through energy, and it's not us mid tier players that need it, we don't spend E outside training. You lot do, why make it worse on yourself?

If someone had the patience and determination to sit on your page for 7 mins, refereshing every 1 - 2s, they deserve that mug. You all know the game well enough to get protected before flying, or you know, even better, not put your money somewhere with crappy interest like Cayman's. Determination and effort should yield rewards, your attacker had more so you lost out.

NEPY SPEAKS OUT A SILENCE BROKEN ABOUT SHARKEYFIVE · · 11 likes

I don't care what he did for someone or continues to do. I don't care for his heroics or good deeds. The internet isn't a safe place and people need to get that bloody bit of common sense into their heads.

Sharkey wants to feel like an entitled ****, threaten to take away someone's privacy and then expects sympathy? Piss off! You don't get to endanger others and not expect repercussions. That kind of info doesn't just hurt the intended, it puts everyone they know - friends, family and loved ones in danger.

It's not as if the internet isn't bad enough already, leave it to some pissed off man-child to make it even easier on the sycophants that frequent it over an in-game slight.

Scamdemic. · · 9 likes

Erm...where's the scam? That's pretty much how any virus/bacteria works - cause something far too damaging to recover from, they don't go around stabbing you with their little knives.

HIV patients don't technically die of HIV. HIV causes AIDS, which doesn't kill you either most of the time - it's sometimes, something as trivial as the common cold that gets you. By your interpretation, HIV in itself is harmless and all preventive measures are just to help the new world order.

If so, you should go, get it and resist all attempts at "treatment"! #WakeUpSheeple

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Edd's Confusing Attempt at Trading! · · 1 like

#Don'tDieBump

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#Don'tDieBump

Merits that require merit · · 9 likes

I want the merit for spies and stealing medical items back. It was one of the few reasons for people to slave at those jobs, and saw that particular part of the game utilised. Without them, we're back to ignoring it, and lounging about in cushy high-pay jobs. Where's the sacrifice? Merits should cost something, more than just money, or time. They should be forcing us to use all parts of the game.

Graveyard please · · 6 likes

Piss off with your talk of morality. That argument is like I'm scummy, but not scummy enough to steal from blind kids.

At the end of the day, it's a game and all you're doing is being a snowflake. Your whole shtick is extorting isn't as bad as scamming - newsflash, it is, there are no consequences to not falling for a scam but not going ahead with an extortionist's demands very clearly does. Scum is scum, honest or not. Not to mention, it wasn't really a scam, just your inability to form coherent terms.

Stop being ignorant, not one person in this entire thread has spoken in support of you. Not even your faction mates. You have no reputation to defend whatsoever, or a name to protect. Most didn't even know you, till you out yourself as snowflake who goes from bully to victim at the drop of a hat.

Edd's Confusing Attempt at Trading! ·

#Don'tDieBump

How did you come across Torn? · · 4 likes

I went on Google to search 'Porn', one typo later and here we are.

Largest Plushie to point exchange in Torn history · · 1 like

Depends, if you can turn them into points and have the patience to sell them in small amounts as to not be worth mugging, then points is a better bet even if they aren't trade-able. If not, selling to traders is better.

Selling blessings ·

Why wouldn't you just take that easy win?

High Stakes Double [GAME OVER] ·

12,800

Peasants | Poor Performance · · 3 likes

Karma farmers out here farming karma every time they pick someone new to beat on. This is how you beat espionage, with public transparency...take notes!

Edd's Confusing Attempt at Trading! ·

#Update Bump - Back to mostly flying once again! I'll do trades whenever I land, so just start them if you see me on or, you could trade with my friends in the meanwhile...Be back soon! :)

Bankers | Payback with interest · · 1 like

You know, instead of betting on what team wins elims, we should start betting on who'll try to rig elims every year! Only someone would probably rig that too...

Rigged poker: Torncity dont follow its own rules · · 1 like

This. Stop whining over a picture, the devs never said, "Look, here's a picture that shows all the possible hands, and they apply in all cases, even over other rules of Poker or ya know...common sense."

You don't get paid in full for a bet you can't cover in full. Go learn the rules, and stop blaming devs for your ignorance. They don't get paid to deal with stupid.

Ah yes, me again · · 1 like

What the...just when I thought I had it all figured out. ;_;

Make the Ignore function actually mean Ignore ·

R+. Pretty please with whipped cream on top, Ched?

Ah yes, me again ·

Whoa, and here I was happy with my 50M profit on an SE. Congrats, but now I know the game's rigged by NS!

cayman muggings · · 6 likes

I don't get why top level players consider this so much of an issue. I barely have 3B NW and I get mugged as if I'm made of money. Most of you literally are made of money, so you should expect it. As is stands, there's already few ways of making money through energy, and it's not us mid tier players that need it, we don't spend E outside training. You lot do, why make it worse on yourself?

If someone had the patience and determination to sit on your page for 7 mins, refereshing every 1 - 2s, they deserve that mug. You all know the game well enough to get protected before flying, or you know, even better, not put your money somewhere with crappy interest like Cayman's. Determination and effort should yield rewards, your attacker had more so you lost out.

Lost 488mil in property networth · · 1 like

Oh there were changes all right, just none on your end. It's a good idea to check recent announcements for changes you can't explain.

Bullying has gone too far... ·

Why waste $100M on one bounty? You could hire a merc (I recommend mug) and pay to keep hosping them over a good bit of time. How much fun would it be to watch your nemesis have to hold off on defend merits for a few months because at any moment, they might be taking a trip to the hospital? No bounties, so they won't even expect it, maybe even forget before...boom, hosp! No chance of expiry, so all the more fun and you can drag it so much longer.

I only have $10M fun money or I'd do something like that myself...only to friends. :P

Overseas Nerve Spending: Virus and Hacking · · 2 likes

See, that's what he was trying to tell you, Chedburn has no intention of making travelling better. It's designed the way it is so that people lose out on essential gameplay mechanics to off-set the profitability, in his words.