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I will buy ALL points! · · 50 likes

DB Stacking · · 11 likes

Got anything better to do than suck off Relentless all day?

MLB Betting 2018 · · 19 likes




ALL PICKS ARE IN 2nd COMMENT

I will be posting my bets for the 2018 MLB season on here. I have been tailing a guy for 3 years now of which he has been profitable for the last 5 years. I have helped him maintain his google live doc during MLB season. Any questions, feel free to ask.

I wanted to give a few tips to how this system should be used for betting:

-As always, tail at your own risk.

-This betting strategy is NOT a get rich quick strategy. You can use the information provided to tailor to your own system or follow it strictly as is. This is meant more to manage your bankroll and see a steady increase throughout the entire MLB season. My reccomendation when tailing is to tail 100% or not at all. If you pick and choose the bets you want to play, you will find yourself disappointed and losing faith in the system, even though you arent following it.

-All bets are based on 1-3units. Take an amount you are comfortable betting with in Torn. Let's say $1,000,000 for example ($1m). Regular Play 1 unit= $1m, Double Play 2units =$2m, Triple Play 3units=$3m. Simple enough.

-I will keep track of both the betting record for my personal betting IRL in US currency AND my bets I place on TORN.

-The table below shows 2016 and 2017 IRL betting results in US dollars.

-Bets will look like the following:
REGULAR PLAY: DODGERS/ASTROS OVER 8 -120 $100 to win $83.33 PUSH!
REGULAR PLAY: ASTROS -123 $150 to win $121.95 LOSER!
-Lastly, this will be interesting to say the least. Torn doesnt exactly offer the variety of bets found on real sportsbooks such as over/unders, 1st 5 innings bets, etc. I will put in a request for these but am unsure of the results. However, for those who are degenerate gamblers IRL like myself, you will be able to tag along.

-For anyone with T-Mobile, every year T-Mobile offers free MLB TV package. I highly suggest you take advantage. MLB package is expensive and having access to all the games is awesome.
2016 MLB LEDGER2017 MLB LEDGER (APRIL - MAY 26)NEW 2017 MLB LEDGER (MAY 27 ONWARD)
1 UNIT = $100
1 UNIT = $501 UNIT = $7520-28FADE THE PUBLIC POD-$315.86
52-36FADE THE PUBLIC POD$3,155.9810-10FADE THE PUBLIC POD$157.00153-108REGULAR PLAY (1 UNIT)$2,570.45
56-52REGULAR PLAY (1 UNIT)-$141.8139-23REGULAR PLAY (1 UNIT)$1,372.2125-14DOUBLE PLAY (2 UNIT)$2,112.44
61-41DOUBLE PLAY (2 UNIT)$1,373.245-12DOUBLE PLAY (2 UNIT)-$1,314.744-4TRIPLE PLAY (3 UNIT)-$98.00
21-17TRIPLE PLAY (3 UNIT)-$415.8910-1TRIPLE PLAY (3 UNIT)$2,004.41$4,269.03
$3,971.52$2,218.88TOTAL UNITS WON42.69
TOTAL UNITS WON79.43TOTAL UNITS WON29.592017 YTD $$6,487.91

Torn City Bookie Club Investment Company · · 16 likes


My main skepticism is that you are boasting a 75% win rate. The best gamblers in the world don't have that high of a winning percentage. And since Torn mirrors the real life bets on BetFair (or w.e. the gambling site is), with a 75% win rate you should be cruising the Virgin Islands on your yacht with Ched's wife instead of slumming it on Torn with us. 

I would be curious to see your money won/lost ratio along with how much + or - EV you are for the given sport/season. 

JUSTICE4JESUS · · 51 likes

I’m not sure why he isn’t in global anyways. Almost like he is being punished for choosing to play the game on “Hard mode”. Staff should love the different styles of players. Otherwise everyone follows the cookie cutter shit and this game becomes bor-, er more boring.


Still leads to another issue I have and that is the batshit stupid rules this game creates on the fly or has had for awhile. Why people can target anyone else in the game but the moment staff feel targeted they can punish people is absolute nonsense, not that I expect any different from the staff here.


People like Jesus are the core of what brings excitement and interest to this game.

Recent archived posts

Was Torn Better When It Was the Wild West? · · 3 likes

Time to make a new Torn that isnt operating in 2004 Internet Explorer. 

Path of Exile 2 ·

I am not entirely sure. I'm leaning a ranger ballista type build but I change my mind every day. In POE 1 I was a huge fan of Flicker Strike builds and DoT builds with Witch. I wouldnt mind a Righteous Fire one either. 

Path of Exile 2 · · 1 like

The best time to get in will be early on before seasonal content starts adding to the core gameplay. But, they did make the game more accessible to understand. You are punished less for venturing the skill tree on your own. Build guides might take a bit to start coming out as we all will be figuring it out together. 

Path of Exile 2 · · 4 likes

Already bought my supporter pack. POE has been a top 3-5 game for me for a long time. Im pumped. 
What do you plan to play first?

anyone play pc games? · · 1 like

New game opens for Closed Beta tomorrow called The Bazaar. Its an auto-battler card type game. Excited for it. 

https://playthebazaar.com/signup?referral=f27d3429-68e3-411c-a108-611d6480d133

anyone play pc games? · · 1 like

PC Gaming: 
The Bazaar (comes out Oct 30th. Its a backpack battles, card building, economy/hearthstone type game)
Path of Exile 2 (November 15th)
Marvel Rivals (December)
Ashes of Creation (tbd)

These are the ones I'm pumped for recently. 

Cronus Bets American Football - 2024 Edition · · 1 like

That information is priced into the odds fwiw. 

[TBT] Torn Bookie Tipster · · 1 like

What was your ROI? That is the only thing that matters. 

Monarch Goes West · · 4 likes

boom, roasted

Monarch Goes West · · 1 like

Same goes for putting massive bounties on members just to get them off the wall.


Takes a single click of a button to get out of Hosp

Someone has placed 2 bounties on you with rewards of $1,500,000

Monarch Goes West · · 6 likes

What sort of beta type logic is this?

Monarch Goes West · · 8 likes

When does the war start?

Mr and Ms Torn - View 'All Submissions' list · · 4 likes

Sure, let's create a protected sub-class for all the players who look like trolls IRL.

This sensitivity doesn't belong in Torn.

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MR & Mrs. Torn W/Mask On · · 1 like

Bro, I’ve never thought you were funny but this shit got me.

Who is the sexiest man in Torn? · · 2 likes

Man, and I’m not even an option. *sad days*.

Stocks 3.0? · · 1 like

Im up $42/share on HRG. Seems good enough for me.

Anyone collect sports cards? · · 1 like

Haha no.

But I did pull a $750 Justin Herbert Silver Prizm yesterday!

Ive been incredibly lucky with cards recently.

Anyone collect sports cards? · · 1 like

Nice. I’ve been collecting NFL and some MLB when I can get my hands on it.

Anyone collect sports cards? · · 3 likes

Just curious if anyone else out there has been into collecting sports cards.

Banner - In loving Memory of SexySugaKong · · 5 likes

I hope he was surrounded by loved ones.

Life is cruel. People don’t have to be.


Rest In Peace SSK.