A little background of myself before I teach you my secrets. I am not a Poker Pro, I've never played Poker at a real casino or anywhere other than Torn (except an occasional home game and the time I played with my grandpa for match sticks). My experience is unique and is only related to Torn Poker, do not use this guide to play poker anywhere other than Torn (doing so would void any warranty if there were one, but there isnt so this was just filler).
There are 3 steps that must be followed exactly, deviating from the steps could result in losses. I personally have not tried this strategy but I can provide plenty of evidence on its effectiveness. This strategy is not for everyone, you do need to put together a "small" bankroll to begin and when I say "small", I literally mean small, I don't know why I used Quotes around small. Another caveat is that this strategy can only be played at certain tables during certain times so you may have to be patient and resourceful to find the right time and table to implement the strategy.
Sit down at a table with Frenzy (if you dont know who that is, you probably are not reading this because if you read Poker forums you would know)
Get fed hands from RNJesus. Don't worry the algorithm is set to screw Frenzy so you'll win. This has been proven by multiple videos of normal Poker happening.
Leave table and bank it. You'll be an instant thousandaire in well an instant. My understanding is that this will likely happen as soon as you sit down.
This Forum/Strategy is for entertainment purposes only. You should gamble responsibly and only bet what you can afford to lose. Results may vary. If you inferred that there was a guarantee of success, that is on you, I am implicitly telling you there is not. If you made it through this guide, I'm sorry.
Have you read any of the new player guides yet? Which one says step 1. Own a company?
Work on getting your bank investment up to 2 bil. Get into a faction that fits your playstyle. Train your stats and do crimes. Purchase stocks that will help ie edu stock that reduces time. Work on merits. Get through the education city job, law city job, and hospital city job if you want to revive. Have goals and join companies that perks help you reach those goals.
This but so much more. As a company you have a market share (% of X amount of customers) everything the OP mentioned regarding his company is true about every company. Even if you are able to keep everything in your company the same, if another company increases its effectiveness or adjusts their pricing they potentially gain market share causing another business to lose market share. Just the introduction of a new business could take away some of your market share.
This isn't about me losing a hand and crashing out. This is about me mentioning the absurdity of a hand and people at the table telling me it's torn poker and it happens to them all the time. 1. It's just poker, it's not "torn poker" and 2. I watched you guys play and your losses just aren't the same so stop saying it (obviously I'm talking about the people that said the same thing happens to them all the time and then when they lose a pretty normal hand they use that as an example).
I'm going to breakdown 3 hands, the first 2 are my losses and the 3rd hand that someone else lost and used as an example that they lose the same way I do. The first one is pretty standard for me and I would imagine happens all the time to others as well. The second hand is just absurd but still just normal poker and could happen occasionally especially in torn where people make ridiculous plays all the time. This I would consider "torn poker" but not because how the system is built, just more because people get involved in hands that they just shouldn't be. The absurdity of this hand is a perfect storm. The 3rd hand that was used as an example is as common of a hand as you get especially when you have multiple players who don't really know what they are doing but think they do.
Hand 1: no one raised preflop and I had trash. I flop bottom 2 pair, put in a raise and get a call, likely by someone with trash also but hit top pair. Turn and river are 55 giving opponent a better 2 pair. Like I said nothing outrageous just sucks when dealer does that stuff. I likely said it must be nice to have the dealer looking out for you. Whatever, it happens and if that was the worst of it, this story doesn't get written.
Hand 2. I'm dealt pocket Jack's and raise 5.5 bb. Pocket Jack's is one of those hands that are just hard to play and end up in the most bizarre hands and this one doesn't disappoint. I get one caller so start trying to figure out his range (what am I talking about, it's torn poker so his range is any 2 cards). The flop comes 99Q, so I'm already in a tight spot, opponent could have either a 9 or Q. QQ would even be reasonable. I go ahead and throw in the pot size bet and opponent calls. So now I'm in trouble, it's torn poker so he could have Q2 suited and if he did have that whatever, he shouldn't be in the hand but you wouldn't be hearing about it. Maybe its a cooler like QQ and he flopped a monster and is slow playing it, again you wouldn't be hearing about it. Maybe he has K10 and thinks he's gonna hit is straight, all he needs is a J. The turn comes and it's another 9. Ok I'm still in the same spot, any Q, any 9 or any pocket pair above Jack's beat me, but you're hearing this story so that's not what he has. I reluctantly throw in another bet, maybe I get lucky and hit a 2 outer and beat him, with Jack's over 9s vs 9s over Qs. I'm prepared to fold to any re raise but he just throws in the call. So now I start to think that maybe he just has AK, he did call a pre flop raise, maybe I win this if an A or K doesn't hit. In the moment I dismissed one card that would be devastating, but honestly it wouldn't have surprised me if he called my preflop raise with 9x suited because torn players love their suited cards no matter how bad they are. And then the river hits, the case 9 and I just know I lost. In retrospect, I probably should have raised the river and he may have folded, but he called the flop and turn so I doubt he was folding the river. I checked the river expecting him to raise but he checked behind. He had K10 off, as I said, what a perfect storm. He wasn't good enough to fold k10 off to a pre flop raise, which I don't necessarily fault him for especially considering what I see people raise with, then flopping the inside straight draw not knowing that if he hits his straight he loses, not really sure about the turn call cause now a straight probably isn't good anyways and then the dealer rivering the case 9 to put 4 of a kind on the board and counterfeiting my hand. I mention how absurd the hand was and it's one of those nights. And that's when the table tells me it's torn poker and it happens to them all the time. Just stop it, that may happen occasionally but it doesn't happen to them all the time, but I don't say anything, I just move on because I know I'm going to get my money back anyways.
Hand 3. I'm not involved in this hand but I get mentioned in afterwards when the loser says something along the lines of 'see knight it's not just you'. Dude has KK and raises 2.75 bb, just begging for calls, and he gets them. Flop comes 2 suited with 3 under cards to his KK and he puts out another small bet. Turn completes the flush for someone with suited cards and KK jams, is called and loses to flush. If this happens to you, don't compare it to what happened to me, these losses are not the same.
Bonus hand vs same guy that had KK, this is where I get my money back. I have AA and raise 10 bb and dude calls with A4 off. Side note I had some guy tell me A4 is an auto call, just stop it. Anyways I make full house and he rivers a straight and I get my money back. Later he said he lost to me with a slightly worse hand, dude was drawing dead on the flop and was also trying to compare that to my 2nd hand.
The saying is "if you sit down at a poker table and don't recognize the sucker, you're it." I've come to realize that I am the sucker. I would love to see the poker logs of my games over the last month just to see the statistical improbability of how the hands played out, because it has been unbelievable. I'm not talking about the one off bad beat, and I'm not talking about bomb pots where everyone just goes all in, I'm talking about the consistency at which I lose hands that I'm 75% or higher favorites.
Enough of that though, I'm not posting this to discuss how much of a loser I am, but I am generally interested in if there is a rng, built in the game where if your number is picked you are "the mark" and if your in a hand the odds increase that your opponent will make whatever ridiculous runout they need to make their hand. Also if that is a thing, will I forever be the "mark" or does a different number get picked everytime you enter a table?
I thought I came to my conclusions by sitting down and watching you play, but perhaps I was wrong and I was watching some dude named Frenzy25. You keep doing what you are doing brother, maybe eventually the algorithm will stop strangling you and ched will lift the hard cap from you.
So I sat down and played with Frenzy yesterday at Riverwild and here his my honest analysis.
I think he is a good poker player. I think he was hurt by the lower tables where everyone just calls and jams with any 2 cards and he lost some big hands which jaded him. In our session, I saw him refuse to raise preflop with big pocket pairs several times leading him to win the minimum possible and when I called him out on it he said I dont understand why he plays like that. He plays like that for 2 reasons, 1. He his jaded by his previous experiences and 2. He thinks he is trapping and or people will fold if he raises. What he doesnt understand is that he needs to get as many people out of the hand as possible and that there is always someone who will call, especially vs him and his mouth. You cannot be afraid to lose to some donkey because he is making bad calls, you will win more than you lose to that player isolated. You cannot allow everyone to stay in the hand because you will lose more to the group as a whole than you win. I hope you can grasp that understanding. He left so much money on the table. He needs to maximize his wins to offset his losses.
The other thing he does is folds a bad hand, then watches it hit either 2p or a straight and gets frustrated with that which leads him to play trash hands.
He also slow plays way too many hands, thinking he is trapping someone but in reality he just isnt building the pot and again not maximizing his wins.
My advice would be to have a short memory, forget about the big hands you've lost and the weak hands you folded that hit. Judge your play on the information you have at the time of your decision. And be more aggressive with your winning hands.
Additionally if I were him I wouldn't focus so much on poker or scale it back a little until I built up my bank investment to 2 bill and then just used the weekly interest to play with and start building a bankroll. His NW was 50 mil playing at a 200 mil buyin table. I would also play comatose cove over RW for the same buyin if I was him.
Take the advice or not I dont care. I fully expect you to tell me that I dont understand, but one of us is a successful profit poker player and the other one is you. Good day sir.
A little background of myself before I teach you my secrets. I am not a Poker Pro, I've never played Poker at a real casino or anywhere other than Torn (except an occasional home game and the time I played with my grandpa for match sticks). My experience is unique and is only related to Torn Poker, do not use this guide to play poker anywhere other than Torn (doing so would void any warranty if there were one, but there isnt so this was just filler).
There are 3 steps that must be followed exactly, deviating from the steps could result in losses. I personally have not tried this strategy but I can provide plenty of evidence on its effectiveness. This strategy is not for everyone, you do need to put together a "small" bankroll to begin and when I say "small", I literally mean small, I don't know why I used Quotes around small. Another caveat is that this strategy can only be played at certain tables during certain times so you may have to be patient and resourceful to find the right time and table to implement the strategy.
Sit down at a table with Frenzy (if you dont know who that is, you probably are not reading this because if you read Poker forums you would know)
Get fed hands from RNJesus. Don't worry the algorithm is set to screw Frenzy so you'll win. This has been proven by multiple videos of normal Poker happening.
Leave table and bank it. You'll be an instant thousandaire in well an instant. My understanding is that this will likely happen as soon as you sit down.
This Forum/Strategy is for entertainment purposes only. You should gamble responsibly and only bet what you can afford to lose. Results may vary. If you inferred that there was a guarantee of success, that is on you, I am implicitly telling you there is not. If you made it through this guide, I'm sorry.
In addition to what Lady White said, everytime you fail, you set yourself back because you lose crime experience. I would suggest taking a day and reading some guides, torn is a marathon not a sprint.
I think it would be nice to have a bazaar backroom where you can put goods for sale just for your friends and faction mates. This will allow easier sales at discounted rates to friends and faction mates.
I am thinking about changing up my stacking routine for chaining and want to know if I'm missing something in my consideration.
I currently drain E and then take 4 xanax to get to 1k E right before chain starts.
I'm thinking about not draining my E, taking 3 xanax to get to 900 E then taking LSD right before chain starts to get to 950 E. I can also take cans to get the other 50 E to get to 1K.
This method will increase my bs rather than decrease it, but I dont know much about LSD. Is the bs stat boost consistent with each dose? Does LSD have a higher OD rate than xanax? Any other info people can provide would be helpful.
I'm not concerned about $ so the cost of using cans doesnt bother me to supplement the additional 50 E but I could understand why that would be an issue long term for some people.
This isn't about me losing a hand and crashing out. This is about me mentioning the absurdity of a hand and people at the table telling me it's torn poker and it happens to them all the time. 1. It's just poker, it's not "torn poker" and 2. I watched you guys play and your losses just aren't the same so stop saying it (obviously I'm talking about the people that said the same thing happens to them all the time and then when they lose a pretty normal hand they use that as an example).
I'm going to breakdown 3 hands, the first 2 are my losses and the 3rd hand that someone else lost and used as an example that they lose the same way I do. The first one is pretty standard for me and I would imagine happens all the time to others as well. The second hand is just absurd but still just normal poker and could happen occasionally especially in torn where people make ridiculous plays all the time. This I would consider "torn poker" but not because how the system is built, just more because people get involved in hands that they just shouldn't be. The absurdity of this hand is a perfect storm. The 3rd hand that was used as an example is as common of a hand as you get especially when you have multiple players who don't really know what they are doing but think they do.
Hand 1: no one raised preflop and I had trash. I flop bottom 2 pair, put in a raise and get a call, likely by someone with trash also but hit top pair. Turn and river are 55 giving opponent a better 2 pair. Like I said nothing outrageous just sucks when dealer does that stuff. I likely said it must be nice to have the dealer looking out for you. Whatever, it happens and if that was the worst of it, this story doesn't get written.
Hand 2. I'm dealt pocket Jack's and raise 5.5 bb. Pocket Jack's is one of those hands that are just hard to play and end up in the most bizarre hands and this one doesn't disappoint. I get one caller so start trying to figure out his range (what am I talking about, it's torn poker so his range is any 2 cards). The flop comes 99Q, so I'm already in a tight spot, opponent could have either a 9 or Q. QQ would even be reasonable. I go ahead and throw in the pot size bet and opponent calls. So now I'm in trouble, it's torn poker so he could have Q2 suited and if he did have that whatever, he shouldn't be in the hand but you wouldn't be hearing about it. Maybe its a cooler like QQ and he flopped a monster and is slow playing it, again you wouldn't be hearing about it. Maybe he has K10 and thinks he's gonna hit is straight, all he needs is a J. The turn comes and it's another 9. Ok I'm still in the same spot, any Q, any 9 or any pocket pair above Jack's beat me, but you're hearing this story so that's not what he has. I reluctantly throw in another bet, maybe I get lucky and hit a 2 outer and beat him, with Jack's over 9s vs 9s over Qs. I'm prepared to fold to any re raise but he just throws in the call. So now I start to think that maybe he just has AK, he did call a pre flop raise, maybe I win this if an A or K doesn't hit. In the moment I dismissed one card that would be devastating, but honestly it wouldn't have surprised me if he called my preflop raise with 9x suited because torn players love their suited cards no matter how bad they are. And then the river hits, the case 9 and I just know I lost. In retrospect, I probably should have raised the river and he may have folded, but he called the flop and turn so I doubt he was folding the river. I checked the river expecting him to raise but he checked behind. He had K10 off, as I said, what a perfect storm. He wasn't good enough to fold k10 off to a pre flop raise, which I don't necessarily fault him for especially considering what I see people raise with, then flopping the inside straight draw not knowing that if he hits his straight he loses, not really sure about the turn call cause now a straight probably isn't good anyways and then the dealer rivering the case 9 to put 4 of a kind on the board and counterfeiting my hand. I mention how absurd the hand was and it's one of those nights. And that's when the table tells me it's torn poker and it happens to them all the time. Just stop it, that may happen occasionally but it doesn't happen to them all the time, but I don't say anything, I just move on because I know I'm going to get my money back anyways.
Hand 3. I'm not involved in this hand but I get mentioned in afterwards when the loser says something along the lines of 'see knight it's not just you'. Dude has KK and raises 2.75 bb, just begging for calls, and he gets them. Flop comes 2 suited with 3 under cards to his KK and he puts out another small bet. Turn completes the flush for someone with suited cards and KK jams, is called and loses to flush. If this happens to you, don't compare it to what happened to me, these losses are not the same.
Bonus hand vs same guy that had KK, this is where I get my money back. I have AA and raise 10 bb and dude calls with A4 off. Side note I had some guy tell me A4 is an auto call, just stop it. Anyways I make full house and he rivers a straight and I get my money back. Later he said he lost to me with a slightly worse hand, dude was drawing dead on the flop and was also trying to compare that to my 2nd hand.
The fact that you wrote "am not a scammer" meant as you were reading what you wrote you thought this sounds like a scam. Putting you are not a scammer at the end doesn't make it sound less scammy.
I hope you're just trolling me, it's kinda funny if you are. Wouldn't "previous chamber" by definition be fired so how do you factor in the odds of them not being fired?