THIS IS AN OUTDATED THREAD. NO LONGER DOING TRADES SORRY FOR INCONVENIENCE. HAVE A GOOD DAY :) Hello everybody! I am glad you found this post. I will buy things that are not on this list, but these are common things that I buy. Many of them can be bought abroad or in bits and bobs. I will continue to add things to the list as well as update prices. pm me if you have things to sell.
Why trade with me?
If you trade with me, you do not have to waste money listing items on the item market, and you will not have to take the risk of getting mugged! I give great prices to my customers, and I am willing to negotiate if you are not satisfied with prices listed below. Some of them may be outdated, so feel free to ask for a different price. I am online often and will trade whenever, as long as I am not traveling. I will NEVER scam, take advantage of, or mug my customers. I do friendly trades and am willing to give tips to new players. Happy trading!
TRADING LIST
PLUSHIES
Sheep/Teddy/Kitten - $600
Wolverine- $9400
Stingray- $9700
Jaguar- $15,500
Nessie- $48,500
Red Fox- $52,800
Monkey- $53,000
Chamois- $55,000
Lion- $78,000
Panda- 79,500
Camal- $100,500
OTHER
Any Junk Item- $100-$350
Soap on a Rope- $400
Bricks- $550
Box of Chocolate Bars- $600
Empty Box- $600
Lollipops- $650
Beer- $800
Single Red Rose- $810
Big Box of Chocolate Bars- $3,600
Morphine- $40,000
Flash grenades- $67,000
Xanax- $835,000
lottory vouchers- $900,000
Energy cans- $2,100,000-$4,000,000 (prices vary for different cans)
Erotic DVDs- $3,800,000 (currently not buying)
Drug packs- $4,500,000
Other Things - (we can negotiate prices) Flowers from abroad, candy, alcohol, enhancers, other meds, other drugs
Cheaper parcels: Parcels for 53.5k will contain either a banana orchid or an Ecstasy. It is a 50% of getting Ecstasy and a 50% chance of getting a banana orchid.
(every time I restock I will add 1 ecstasy to every 1 banana orchid to keep things a 50/50 chance) GOOD LUCK!
More expensive parcels: Parcels for 295k will contain either a banana orchid or a XANAX. Its a 25% of getting Xanax and a 75% of getting a banana orchid.
(every time I restock I will add 1 Xanax to every 3 banana orchids to keep things a 25% chance) GOOD LUCK!
How to buy?
1. Go to item market. (parcels are unable to be sold on bazaars. sorry for the inconvenience)
2. Search "parcel"
3. find the parcels listed by me and purchase. more expensive parcels are on the higher pages.
If u click the eye icon it will say the value of the box as around 19k. This is not the real price. all parcels will say this, no matter what is in it
The title says it. There are some rules, however. please do not be racist, sexist, or excessively rude. This is all just for fun, so do not get offended and place tons of bounties on someone.
Is there someone who organizes Duke attacks? I accepted a mission where I have to defeat him which is pretty much impossible for me. I have heard of people organizing Duke attacks, can someone point me in a direction?
I had been searching intently for hours to find useful junk on the floor. After eating 6 cheeseburgers, I decided to walk up north. Many, many minutes later, I stumbled across a bottle of Minty Mayhem.
"nice" i muttered.
But it was not good enough. I wanted to stricke it rich, I wanted to get make a fortune in just minutes. After a few more times of slipping on ice, there just ahead, laid a beautiful energy drink, worth millions in the store. I ran as fast as a could. Then it happened. I slipped right past it and landed headfirst into a brazier. Unfortunate. I woke up in a first aid tent, and my memory slowly came back to me. And luckily, i remebered where that glorius can was, and retraced my steps. I easily spotted it again, and in excitement, i fell headfirst into a holly bush.
How is this even posible, i do not know. But I never got the energy can or visited christmas town again.
TRADING LIST