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MrNewOrleans Holiday Giveaways (Game is Concluded) · · 84 likes

As one of the smaller traders in Torn, I've started to build up a large inventory of stuff that is difficult to move. As you can see from my trading thread, I have an large amount of suppliers, and I complete a nice amount of large trades a day. In order to relieve myself of this excess inventory, I decided to give some of my stuff away from now until the end of Christmas Town.

All you have to do, is post a reply here. My only rule is one post per user per page. The winners are random. Please do not flood my thread.

If you want to keep this thread going, it's based on what I can afford to giveaway is based on my trading business. Most of my trades are for plushies, flowers and junk. I don't have the capital for larger items - yet.

Edit: Whatever you do, don't message me begging for free stuff because of this game. You won't like that outcome.

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MrNewOrleans March Madness Giveaway · · 46 likes

As one of the traders in Torn, I've start to build up a large inventory of stuff that is difficult to move. As you can see from my trading thread, I have an large amount of suppliers, and I complete a nice amount of large trades a day. In order to relieve myself of this excess inventory, I decided to give some of my stuff away until the end of March.

*Until yesterday I was trading intermittently for several months, most of my giveaways will be smaller items for the first couple of weeks.

All you have to do, is post a reply here. My only rule is one post per user per page. The winners are random. Please do not flood my thread.

If you want to keep this thread going, it's based on what I can afford to giveaway is based on my trading business. Most of my trades are for plushies, consumables, flowers and junk.

I also do mercenary work if you need someone attacked.

Officer in charge of Recruitment for Helvete. If you can do 2-3 Xanax a day, 25 point refills a month or have awesome stats, look us up.

Our sister faction, Relentless, is also recruiting.

There will be 3+ winners on every page. The winners are random, and the points don't matter. Please only post once per page

Edit: Whatever you do, don't message me begging for free stuff because of this game. You won't like that outcome.


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Dude Dude disliked this because the only free thing his mother gave him was slaps on the head,

List of Winners:
You sent some Xanax to Kirby.
You sent a Lottery Voucher to Kxoyl.
You sent a Bottle of Wicked Witch to Chipmunk05.
You sent some Pixie Sticks to kaika.
You sent a Bag of Tootsie Rolls to Duke_shelby.
You sent some Pixie Sticks to Auzzo.
You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to BloodQueen.
You sent a Toyota MR2 to mibby.
You sent a Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to Lady_Anna.
You sent a Bottle of Pumpkin Brew to chinggadera.
You sent some Xanax to Chenjh0210.
You sent a Bottle of Pumpkin Brew to Holylight
You sent a Lawyer Business Card to Hwa.
You sent a Lawyer Business Card to UncleTamir.
You sent a Honda Accord to CaptJenmer25.
You sent a Bag of Reindeer Droppings to Drachoth.
You sent a Bag of Candy Kisses to Alcatrazpenguin.
You sent a Smoke Grenade to 3kgt.
You sent a Smoke Grenade to Ninja.
You sent a Smoke Grenade to Chingadera.
You sent a Chevrolet Corvette Z06 to CoconutJuice17.
You sent $10,000 to Stormraider.
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You sent $100,000 to Kirby
You sent a Holden SS to SlipWings.
You sent a Honda NSX to RyneX.
You sent a Big Box of Chocolate Bars to RaSiGha.
You sent a Toyota MR2 to Chenjh0210.
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You sent a Can of Goose Juice to RomanRenagade.
You sent a Smoke Grenade to smooshmc.
You sent $10,000 to Chenjh0210.
You sent $10,000 to Eliawoo.
You sent $10,000 to qfiffle.
You sent $10,000 to Meisme123.
You sent $20,000 to buforin1.
You sent a Can of Goose Juice to sh4rinja.
You sent a Bottle of Christmas Cocktail to Meisme123.
You sent a Bottle of Christmas Cocktail to buforin1.
You sent a Bottle of Pumpkin Brew to v_ailin.
You sent a Bottle of Pumpkin Brew to RexII.
You sent a Bag of Candy Kisses to Lynx1028.
You sent a Bag of Reindeer Droppings to Chenjh0210.
You sent some Pixie Sticks to Lady_Anna.
You sent a Bag of Candy Kisses to RexII.
You sent a Bag of Candy Kisses to BillBeDamned.


You sent a Holden SS to CaptJenmer25.
You sent a Honda NSX to Holylight.
You sent a Bottle of Kandy Kane to Physcotron.
You sent a Bottle of Kandy Kane to Zerykk.
You sent a Holden SS to smooshmc.
You sent a Bag of Candy Kisses to Hiraeth.
You sent a Honda NSX to Hopslam.
You sent a Vauxhall Corsa to Lady_Anna.
You sent a Bottle of Pumpkin Brew to Mansquatch.
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You sent a Holden SS to eLdIFE.
You sent a Bottle of Pumpkin Brew to DrunkenTraveler.
You sent a Bottle of Pumpkin Brew to Larrystooge.
You sent a Toyota MR2 to Chortle.
You sent a Holden SS to Physcotron.
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You sent a Honda NSX to ABriannA.
You sent 3x Small First Aid Kit to PkGod420.
You sent a Toyota MR2 to MysteriousVybz.
You sent a Holden SS to Davio2.
You sent a Chevrolet Cavalier to kaika.
You sent a Holden SS to Daniel_Storm.
You sent a Honda Accord to Hwa.
You sent a Toyota MR2 to Colonel.
You sent a Honda Accord to Holylight
You sent 5x Snowball to Holylight.
You sent 5x Snowball to RexII.
You sent 10x Small First Aid Kit to chinggadera.
You sent a Holden SS to ssupremeuss.
You sent a Lottery Voucher to metalzsolt.
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You sent a Toyota MR2 to Fatty.
You sent 5x Small First Aid Kit to Chenjh0210.
You sent 5x First Aid Kit to kaika.

The Return of MrNewOrleans Holiday Giveway! · · 44 likes

Running for a second year!

As one of the smaller traders in Torn, I've started to build up a large inventory of stuff that is difficult to move. As you can see from my trading thread, I have an large amount of suppliers, and I complete a nice amount of large trades a day. In order to relieve myself of this excess inventory, I decided to give some of my stuff away from now until the end of Christmas Town.

All you have to do, is post a reply here. My only rule is one post per user per page. The winners are random. Please do not flood my thread.

If you want to keep this thread going, it's based on what I can afford to giveaway is based on my trading business. Most of my trades are for plushies, consumables, flowers and junk.

I also do mercenary work if you need someone attacked.

On the leadership council of Helvete. If you can do 2-3 Xanax a day, 25 point refills a month or have awesome stats, look us up.

There will be 3+ winners on every page. The winners are random, and the points don't matter.

Edit: Whatever you do, don't message me begging for free stuff because of this game. You won't like that outcome.

You sent a Lawyer Business Card to HALYANG007.
You sent some Xanax to QuinnCarr.
You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to JAquinto23.
You sent 5x Tribulus Omanense to jeff9999.
You sent 3x Stick Grenade to Jenga187.
You sent 2x Molotov Cocktail to Emldoug03.
You sent 5x Tear Gas to Bravotitan.
You sent a Paper Crown : Red to Gilgafer.
You sent a Paper Crown : Yellow to VOTE.
You sent some Xanax to lemingfish.
You sent some Xanax to Vantice.
You sent 5x Tribulus Omanense to Bravotitan.
You sent 5x Chamois Plushie to Montfort.
You sent 5x Nessie Plushie to Rudy_Helsing.
You sent 5x Stingray Plushie to Crash18.
You sent 5x Nessie Plushie to KaitzhuBoy.
You sent 5x Chamois Plushie to YaziLoLOnline.
You sent 5x Red Fox Plushie to Vantice.
You sent 5x Lion Plushie to Lafat.
You sent 5x Chamois Plushie to ChadDavidson.
You sent 10x Stingray Plushie to nomekop65.
You sent 5x Chamois Plushie to MOHAMED-RED.
You sent 8x Stingray Plushie to JohnK.
You sent 5x Wolverine Plushie to J444aco.
You sent 5x Tribulus Omanense to yeah_man.
You sent a Bag of Bloody Eyeballs to Jabajaba.
You sent a Can of Goose Juice to nomekop65.

You sent a Bag of Bloody Eyeballs to Amarnath_Reddy.
You sent 5x Tribulus Omanense to SquareRoof.
You sent 10x Crocus to yeah_man.
You sent 8x Orchid to J444aco.


You sent 10x Crocus to nomekop65.
You sent 8x Crocus to SinBoverB.
You sent some Xanax to cindy1986.
You sent a BT MP9 to Emldoug03.
You sent a Can of Goose Juice to J444aco.


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[250+] Looting During Dirty Bomb Panic · · 329 likes

From a roleplaying stand point, we all play characters that would capitalize on the chaos of a dirty bomb panic. The lot of us would use that situation to our advantage to enrich ourselves. We all play opportunistic characters that wouldn't think twice about stealing from a closed store, reaching into a vehicle to take something, etc. if the moment was right.

My suggestion is that anyone active during a dirty bomb panic would have an X chance to loot something random. It would show up as an event with a mini-story attached to it. Brainstorming these events quickly I can think of a few examples:

"As you rush home during the dirty bomb warning, you see someone has smashed the window to Sally's Sweet Shop! Reaching into the broken window, you snatch x2 candy bars from a broken display".

"As you run down a side street, you see paramedics helping victims of the dirty bomb. They left the ambulance doors wide open! Using the opportunity you quickly run in and take x4 morphine".

"A police officer is helping quarantine the area. He left his cruiser unlocked! You take his shotgun and run home".

"A man tries to unlock his car door to evacuate. He is shaking so hard he drops his key! You grab the key from the ground and push him over. You drive his Honda Civic home",

"In the chaos of the panic, you see a man trying to mug a young lady with a knife. Taking matters into your own hands, you draw your weapon. The pistol speaks once. The man falls dead. "Thank you" the lady whispers in a quivering voice before she makes her escape. Looting the mugger's corpse, you find 400 dollars, a pen knife and two wallets".

From a roleplaying standpoint this would add a layer of fun to dirty bombs and it would also add a layer of realism.

There is another idea from BoDuke here along the lines.


Edit: The only edits involved grammar in the stories. And link to a other idea.

Second edit:
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MrNewOrleans Easter Giveaway · · 37 likes

ALL ENTRIES AFTER 4/17 are disqualified as passed due date

As one of the traders in Torn, I've started to build up a large inventory of stuff that is difficult to move. As you can see from my trading thread, I have an large amount of suppliers, and I complete a nice amount of large trades a day. In order to relieve myself of this excess inventory, I decided to give some of my stuff away from now until a day after Easter.

All you have to do, is post a reply here. My only rule is one post per user per page. The winners are random. Please do not flood my thread.

If you want to keep this thread going, it's based on what I can afford to giveaway is based on my trading business. Most of my trades are for plushies, flowers and junk. I do however deal in some larger items.

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