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9* GROCERS HIRING! · · 7 likes

We're due to star up on Sunday, until we do I'm paying 100k a day, and a $5m starring up bonus on Sunday - and employees are getting free trains on rotation.

After 10*, the perks are worth 5 free cans every 6 days - better than sweet shop - booster cooldowns are reduced by 10%, and cans give 10% more energy - great for training! - I don't charge for the job at 10* either - most 10* grocers are charging at least a can a week, and I keep the training costs reasonable at 30 trains for 11.5m.

I need 6k MAN, 3k END minimum stats. Pls PM me for a chat before applying.

10* Adult Novelty hiring · · 6 likes

10* AN HIRING


Hi,  I need an employee with AT LEAST 30k int and 15k end for my Adult Novelty.

In return you get a free daily train, plus all the perks of a 10* AN - an eDVD from points every 2 days, DOUBLE EFFECT on eDVD's, plus that rather nice passive speed bonus in combat everyone forgets about.       You'll need to login at least once a day before 6pm TCT, and rehab every 2 days.

PM me with your work stats for a chat :)

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why look for a job in a 10* AN? - BUY MINE! · · 4 likes

Selling my 10* Adult Novelty company - consistently in the top 10 of 10* AN's - usually #6 or #7 - full crew with good stats, any info/screenshots will be provided happily. $1.1bn.

The company has 20 trains in the bank, I'll leave 14m in company funds to more than cover the advertising costs for a week, stock is being meticulously maintained so you don't walk into a nightmare - and I'll do a custom company banner for the buyer as well.

Director gets +50 to all work stats daily, plus all the perks.

10* AN Hiring! · · 4 likes


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I've got a couple of employees who are done with happy jumping and will be moving on - so I'll have 2, maybe 3 vacancies coming up.  You'll need to be at least 150% effective (check your stats on tornstats.com for this).   Ideally I'll be looking for a sales assistant and a sexport.   

I ask that employees login daily before 6pm, and rehab every 2 days.

If you've got what it takes, and want the perks that come with a 10* AN plus a FREE daily train, PM me.



Be more strict on disallowing sexual images · · 21 likes

If they're under 14 they shouldn't be playing anyway. If they're over 14, stronger images than the one you first took exception to are available over the counter in a daily newspaper.

Incidentally, could you compile a list please?

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tornstats · · 1 like

It's great when it works.

When's it going to work?

For something that got hyped in the newspaper as being the best think since Sliced Duke, the current level of reliability is, ffrankly, not acceptable. I don't think it can be called a tool any more, because a tool is something that's reliable and performs a useful function.

What would we have to do to get DocTorn back again?

Pharmacy company proposal · · 1 like

The other option would be a 10* active ability - like inflicting an OD on someone for 50 job points?

"You walk past xxxxxxx, stealthily inserting a syringe into his buttock. He doesn't even feel it as he slumps to the floor, senseless.

xxxxxxx has suffered an overdose and will be hospitalised for xxxxx"

Rocko's reviving thread · · 1 like

Rocko ROCKS - thanks for the freevive :D

Did company starring-up get nerfed? ·

I was hoping for 2*!

Did company starring-up get nerfed? · · 1 like

I'm currently in a 1* company (AN), it's performing above the level of a lot of 4* companies, but hasn't starred up. I know that CE is an issue, but I don't remember it affecting low star companies like this.

Has starring-up been chedded?

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 117,183
  • Intelligence 77,687
  • Endurance 108,893
I'm looking for a 10* Grocers job.

Dear Santa Ched ·

Ched exists! His name is Joe Chedburn, and he's got a parrot. How much realler can you get?

bookie ·

Same exact issue here, I know Psimeth is facing the same problem.

Trading with Gucci ·

he's got cheesy socks but he's an ok guy ;)

BUYING PRODUCTIVITY BOOST - $25m waiting · · 1 like

Hi,

pls PM me - I want to buy a productivity boost - thank you

Productivity Boost (1 remaining) · · 1 like

PM Sent

Old thread ·

I'm screwed by the lack of travel items table too.

Logistics report 0 available - 25m each ·

Great service, trusted, rated.

Buying Productivity Boost $25m ·

Hi, I need to buy a productivity boost for my company - $25m waiting. Pls PM me to arrange/confirm.

sold ·

Yes, I'd like to buy one, pls PM me.

$2m+ a day - 5* TV company hiring ·

Looking to hire someone with 100k END, 50k MAN - free trains on rotation. If you're active, and rehab when needed, then I'm looking for you :) Please PM to apply

Halloween Meme Competition · · 1 like

Make the Ignore function actually mean Ignore ·

Good idea by the OP.

The Big Giveaway 2020 - DONE · · 1 like

The Big Giveaway 2020 - DONE · · 1 like

Hey, I deserve this!

You remember Deadpool comparing something with "2 hobo's f*cking in a shoefull of piss?" I thought that sounded like a step up to me.

Pleeeease Lord, Influence this poor sinner to send that money to the needy, not the greedy (That's me, by the way :P)