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NOT trading for time being · · 10 likes

Watch Krekeler the poor person attempt and fail to buy plushies, flowers, and drugs!!!! All of Krekeler's prices are negotiable! So pm me now, bitch! If I'm idle mail me, I'm likely in another tab or something like that.

flowers:


Dahlia: 3k

Crocus:9k

Banana Orchid: 10k

Orchid: 26k

Edelweiss: 40k

Ceibo Flower: 45k

Heather: 46k

Cherry Blossom: 66k

African Violet: 73k

Peony: 67k

Tribulus Omanense: 76k

most other flowers: 200

 

Plushies:


teddy/sheep/kitty: 400

wolverine: 9k

stingray: 9k

jaguar: 18k

red fox: 49k

nessie: 45k

monkey: 51k

chamois: 45k

lion: 68k

panda: 72k

camel: 90k

 

Drugs!


Cannabis: 10k

ketamine: 26k

LSD: 64k

opium: 81k

speed: 160k

Xanax: 830k

Gun control! · · 8 likes


The democrats want gun control they do. I view them as idiots for wanting gun control. gun control will accomplish almost nothing, but I'd like to see what others have to say regarding this. please watch this before saying anything

PONZI SCHOOL GAME 5 · · 2 likes


Your farther's name is Oliver. My name is Oliver. I am your farther. If you disagree you simply don't understand my genius.

Abortion · · 4 likes


I'm pro-life and a man. I'm looking to have some sortta debate in this thread about abortion. I'm willing to have my mind changed if you present valid arguments, and I'd prefer that you'd be open minded as well. If you'd like to have a debate about abortion we can start with you posting at what point/if abortion becomes wrong such as when the fetus develops consciousness. there will also be a poll so I can see if Torn is full of leftists hippies or not.

Sellout Slayer finished without selling gun. · · 1 like


So the mission "sellout slayer" was assigned to me. I bought the gun, attacked the people, but did not sell the gun. Today when I went to missions it said it was complete. I clicked it, but when I went in my inventory I still had the shotgun equipped. I do not believe I sold any weapons in my bazaar or on the item market between when I bought the shotgun and completed the mission. on the shotgun I had the mods "small light" and "custom grip." I have unequipped the shotgun and applied the mods to a different weapon, but have not sold the shotgun. I did not complete the mission knowing that I have not sold the gun. I shall keep possession of the gun for now if for whatever reason that matters. I apologize if this is known and/or intended.

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Motto Helmet for sale ·

Another one

Motto Helmet for sale ·

I'll bump

Motto Helmet for sale ·

Hey there! I should have a 33.84 (76.88%) motto helmet in my display case. I heard it was valuable, and was given a few offers, but that was about 3 months ago. I'm assuming it's still valuable, but I'm not sure where the market is right now. Let me know if you have an offer. I just came back from inactivity, and I'm not confident I'll stay active. They keep wanting an asking price. Fine. Asking is 700m. Or best offer.

BARON'S WHATEVER ITEMS PRIVATE MARKET · · 1 like

33.84 motorcycle helmet (76.88%). I've no idea how much it's worth, so I don't know if I'll sell it or not. It should be in my display cabinet.

Edit: I have an idea of the price. I still want to hear your offers first, and I probably won't sell to you immediately.

Edit number 3: edit number two was a little unclear, so I deleted it. 800m. or best offer.

Imminent Apocalypse Healers~ 25e Revives ·

The Hamilton Polka

Imminent Apocalypse Healers~ 25e Revives ·

2 da top

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Alfred Yankovic has found a job.

DUKES GIVEAWAY DAY TWELVE ·

MikePence is a great Vice President. We should totally kill Trump to get him in office.

Honey Badgers Medical is Recruiting · · 1 like

The Church of Yankovic decrees that all Weird Al wants for Christmas is for you to join the honey badgers family, who are not weasels.

[Buying] Most items. Love StockItems+SE's. · · 1 like

The Church of Yankovic approves of all who associate with the honey badgers, for they are not weasels, no matter what science says.

Honey Badgers Medical is Recruiting · · 1 like

The Church of Yankovic knows not why this is so far down.

Honey Badgers Medical is Recruiting · · 1 like

The Church of Yankovic approves of the Honey Badgers, for they are not weasels, and shall not be stomped on.
Edit: Do not fact check statements from the Church of Yankovic.

iribuya Trading. Great prices! Big+small trades · · 1 like

Approved by the Church of Yankovic.

MrNewOrleans is Buying and Selling! · · 1 like

Honest man. Respect.

Honey Badgers Medical is Recruiting · · 1 like

8 hours since the last reply? This is unacceptable!

Honey Badgers Medical is Recruiting · · 1 like

oh this better be at the top

Dear Duke, (demands of Duke and micro giveaway) ·

I have recently sent Duke my penthouse


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I also sent him this

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the message says "This will end up in the forums as well

Dear Duke,

I have just sent you my penthouse. I have also sent you a trailer. I did not do this out of the kindness of my heart, I did this so that I could get a loan from you. A loan of ten dollars ($10) to ten billion dollars ($10,000,000,000). If you do not do this I will do absolutely nothing! I hope you understand how much this choice will affect you.

Krekeler"

I ask of you to do one thing.I ask you to message Duke as I did, asking him to give me a loan of ten dollars ($10) to ten billion dollars ($10,000,000,000), and then posting a screenshot or whatever of that here. I can revive in 5 days. That means that in 10 days I will have made more than ten million dollars ($10,000,000). I will send ten million dollars to whoever I believe sends the best message to Duke in the next 15 days. (to account for me not forgetting to login some days, since my plan for the past few months was to check in every now and then until I could revive). If I do not send anyone ten million dollars within 16 days (December 11th) then I demand everyone who reads this to down vote it and do your worst to me! That is all.

Edit to clarify some things: The giveaway will happen regardless of whether Duke sends gives me the loan or not. I also forgot to mention to you and Duke that I will pay the standard interest rate (2.5% per week) on the loan. Finally I forgot to say that I will "invest" the money into the casino (slots and/or poker). I will not "invest" any money until I do the giveaway however. After I pay back Duke (or quit the game) I will never gamble again, honest!

Poker Entrpreneurs National Investment Syndicate · · 1 like

I have invested with Lucifarean and shall now give him a review. The bad shall be first, and than the good. He said that it would be given to me within 24 hours, but because I have the messages we sent back and forth I know it took 2 days. 10% in 2 days isn't too bad, but if it was daily it would be equivalent to a double return. I would suggest to Lucifarean that he begin saying that he aims for 24 hours or less, but that it may take as long as x days. I don't think he ever said he "guaranteed" it would be in 24 hours or less, but it still is does not paint a good picture if you say "my time frame is within 24 hours" and deliver after about double that amount of time. He also sent it to me offline despite me asking him to either send it to me at 5:30 pm or when he could catch me online. I would recommend putting it in cayman or something and then agreeing on a time to send it to the customer if I was him. And lastly he plopped down at a table with my entire investment, but only had twenty big blinds. Twenty big blinds is rather hard to play with, especially if you are scared of losing it all. I didn't see any of his hands, but from what I know of how he played (I watched him for a maybe ten minutes) I have no complaints, but I would recommend that he either make a cap on the maximum investment, or find/make tables in which he has more big blinds. Now for then good. He said he'd pay 10% on the investment, and he did, after two days, so if you choose to invest with him I would just not use any money that you would need soon. He is also friendly enough, and is patient whas patient when talking with me. Lastly, this is not a scam, or at least isn't until he gets an investment of one billion, kinda joking, kinda not.

Poker Entrepreneurs National Investment Syndicate · · 1 like

I have invested with Lucifarean and shall now give him a review. The bad shall be first, and than the good. He said that it would be given to me within 24 hours, but because I have the messages we sent back and forth I know it took 2 days. 10% in 2 days isn't too bad, but if it was daily it would be equivalent to a double return. I would suggest to Lucifarean that he begin saying that he aims for 24 hours or less, but that it may take as long as x days. I don't think he ever said he "guaranteed" it would be in 24 hours or less, but it still is does not paint a good picture if you say "my time frame is within 24 hours" and deliver after about double that amount of time. He also sent it to me offline despite me asking him to either send it to me at 5:30 pm or when he could catch me online. I would recommend putting it in cayman or something and then agreeing on a time to send it to the customer if I was him. And lastly he plopped down at a table with my entire investment, but only had twenty big blinds.  Twenty big blinds is rather hard to play with, especially if you are scared of losing it all. I didn't see any of his hands, but from what I know of how he played (I watched him for a maybe ten minutes) I have no complaints, but I would recommend that he either make a cap on the maximum investment, or find/make tables in which he has more big blinds. Now for then good. He said he'd pay 10% on the investment, and he did, after two days, so if you choose to invest with him I would just not use any money that you would need soon.  He is also friendly enough, and is patient whas patient when talking with me. Lastly, this is not a scam, or at least isn't until he gets an investment of one billion, kinda joking, kinda not.

GIFT GIVEAWAY ? ·

I like sabaton.