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CocaineJesus [2129012] Level 40

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Fiddle Me Flowers 9* Flower Shop Now Hiring! · · 4 likes

9*Flower shop hiring! I'm the director, and my goals for this company are brutally simple, I want to create a fun, and efficient work space. I'm looking for some lively players to come aboard. Company chats should be lively, and coworkers should be close.

What are the perks?
-Free rotational trains
-3 job point for a random flower, 1 job point for some addiction reduction
-+5 travel capacity
-Performance based pay

What are the requirements?
-Be active daily, Notify me if you can’t
-Low Addiction, Notify me if you can’t (i.e. chainning/warring)
-Preferred ~2k Manual Labor
-Preferred ~2k Intelligence
-Preferred ~2k Endurance
-Have fun with it! :D

Now what?
-Interested? Mail me! I would love to hear what you can bring to thetable, and what we can do to help you!
-Unsure?Checkout the company at: Fiddle Me Flower I’ll see you there B)

PLEASE REMOVE · · 3 likes

10* Cyber Cafe now hiring! I'm the director, and my goals for this company are brutally simple, I want to create a fun, and efficient work space. I'm looking for some lively players to come aboard. Company chats should be lively, and coworkers should be close.


What are the perks?
- Rotational trains
- 10 Job points a day
- 50% Virus Coding Reduction
- Free Random Viruses
- Cancel someone else's virus coding :o
- Anonymous Bounty reveals (worth 5m a piece!)
- See someone's financial investments, copy the big money makers!


What are the requirements?
-Be active daily, Notify me if you can’t
-Low Addiction, Notify me if you can’t (i.e. chainning/warring)
-Have fun with it! :D

Work Stat Requirements
Cashier:
~ 10-20k Endurance
~ 5-10k Intelligence
Manager:
~ 20-40k Endurance
~ 10-20k Intelligence
Receptionist:
~ 15-30k Endurance
~ 7-15k Intelligence
Marketer:
~ 20-40k Intelligence
~ 10-20k Endurance
Administrator:
~ 20-40k Intelligence
~ 10-20k Endurance
Technician:
~ 17-35k Intelligence
~ 8-16k Manual Labor
Teacher:
~ 15-30k Intelligence
~ 15-30k Endurance
TLDR:
~10-40k each stat

Interested?
- Mail me! I would love to hear what you can bring to the table, and what we can do to help you!
- Checkout the company at: Friendly Fox Cafe
I’ll see you there B)

Remove post please :) · · 2 likes

Delere

10* LS - Hiring over 200k INT 200k END · · 1 like

Bump bump like lines of coke

10* LS - Hiring over 200k INT 200k END · · 1 like

Updoot from a fellow director

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Bump, perks are amazing and the team is great

New Trader -) Travelers Focus ·

Fast, fun, and reliable :)

[Spreadsheet] THT - Torn Helper & Tracker · · 1 like

its great so far, but I don't feel like I have enough experience with it for a proper review. I'll be back ;)

CocaineJesus's Buys Your Crap ·

After 15 minutes of struggling, I've found no easy way to generate word art for my title, sad face. Good news, I wanna buy your junk! I'm online randomly throughout the day, message me or set up a trade for a quick estimate!

Buying most items - RW Armor/Weapons too · · 1 like

Fast trade v nice

10* LS - Hiring over 200k INT 200k END · · 1 like

Bump bump like lines of coke

The Freevive Clinic (2k+ freevives) · · 1 like

He a bro, bro

Praying for eggs thread 2.022 - THE REAL ·

To the bro Jesus of Eggs
From your bro of cocaine
I dont want an arm or leg
Just cocaine, beautiful cocaine.

Lanc69 shop/ buying when online · · 1 like

Great trader, quick and convenient :)

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual labor: 32,963
Intelligence: 53,375
Endurance: 50,052

Active Daily, stay on top of addiction. Looking for that all mighty dollar

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·

Selling 10* Cyber Cafe. 375m obo, Mail me

SOLD ·

Bump

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SOLD ·

Active and loyal staff, just got too much irl. PM with offers or for details, any reasonable offers considered.

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16:26:32 - 04/12/21 Sunnykuk sent 1x Xanax to you with the message: Congrats at TCP Lurkers Loot

Lost My Best Friend Tonight..Sleep Well Ms. Maize · · 1 like

Losing a family member is always a time of grief and reverence; we're all here to help you get through it, and I'm sure you have a support system to hold you up as well. I wish you the best, and I hope you take comfort in the fact that she's doing well now, even though misses you lots ?

Bounty Reveal Service [CLOSED] · · 1 like

This man cured my Bounty cancer using ancient black magic. 10/10 would recommend, will use again

Finally bit the bullet - lvl100 & 500 honours club · · 1 like

This is my dream lmao, I would've stayed at 15 if it weren't for bad choices early in xD

Halloween Lucky Dip ·

f**k bro I hate the official torn app. f**king Period. It sucks, there's no script f**king support, and literally any f**kin browser works better. Like f**k bro, I gotta job. I gotta work my dude, I can't carry my laptop everywhere, f**k that. Why does some f**kin dude have a better app for Torn than f**king Torn? Also GG TPDA staff, your app is A-f**kin-mazing.