04/08/21 GhostWizard deposited $7,000,000,000
11:37:24
04/08/21 Hermaeus-Mora adjusted GhostWizard's recorded money balance from $7,000,000,000 to $0
11:39:39
04/08/21 GhostWizard was kicked out of the faction by Hermaeus-Mora
Apologies for the lack of official response, i have been limited to mobile for the past day and
it's been hard to write whilst nursing a massive rock hard e-peen. Anyway, let's get started!
Enjoy the terrible formatting, I wrote this on notepad hahahahahah
I talk to myself frequently so I will write this as an interview.
Who is Hermaeus-Mora?
That's a great question! Hermaeus Mora is a Daedric prince who rules over apocrypha, a realm of oblivion. However, I'm not really a daedric prince! I'm just some bloke who got really into skyrim again during lockdown!
I have been known by two names before this - Father_Jack & Teflon_Swan.
I started playing Torn 1400+ days ago, yes I know my current age is 1158 and no i'm not a multi!
I had to self fed and restart after a terrible incident with some unsavoury characters from a faction whose name I will not mention!
Why did you do it Herma?
Simple, the guy was an easy target. He barely logged in and I knew from the moment he messaged me that those funds had to be liberated.
Also, I was massively skint. This is also a CRIME game and I WILL rob you if you give me a chance, unless we're cool.
Surely as a faction leader you should be a bastion of trust and morality?
Look, let's be realistic here. The faction is/was barely a faction and I was never a leader just an owner.
The majority of my members came from the lower end of the torn gene pool and most were just about smart enough
to read the wiki/tutorials & guides! They were simply a tool for passively farming respect.
Are you going to quit?
Contrary to popular belief, absolutely not. Well, certainly not this year. I have quit before and I was honestly thinking about quitting again a while back,
but now I have won the slots jackpot I have good reason to stay.
You can't possibly expect to play this game again with so many high profile players on your heels?
For many this would be game over. I am still actively training and gaining, now with a decent wad of cash! I bought my faction as home to do this!
I'm here to watch my numbers go up, including enemies haha. If chat wasn't possible when in hosp then yeah, i'd be gone for sure. Traders spend most of their days looking
at a white screen to avoid mugs and they don't even have this level of entertainment to keep them going!
What about your spouse Thamous?
Thamous is a decent dude and had nothing to do with it. He's ma boi and f**k your money! Pahahaha. I held maybe 6-700mil of his money and returned every penny, shocking!
Do you think you deserved this response from the community?
Absolutely. Although, sadly this level of witch hunting and general 'white knighting' is indicative of an increasingly bored player base.
You must have had some players chat some serious STINK to you, how was that experience?
Brilliant. It has ranged from bored HOF players looking for the scoop to some seriously cringe inducing noobs who will get a beating
once the initial madness has subsided. Also some embarassing hypocrites and people who genuinely can't say a word about my wrong doings.
Here are some examples.
This is my favorite.
Paul: Wanna play some poker heads up?
Hermaeus-Mora: Nope
Paul: For sure
Paul: maybe later. I’m at work anyways
Hermaeus-Mora: Ok!
Hermaeus-Mora: why aren't you staff anymore?
Hermaeus-Mora: lol
Hermaeus-Mora: that's gonna be funny
Should probably stay away from the poker tables buddy after your recent embarassment hahahaha.
CornHub: Hey. We chain next week. We'll be making sure you guys never leave the hospital
Hermaeus-Mora: Sure
Hermaeus-Mora: Well, you wont lol
Hermaeus-Mora: Someone else yeah sure
This was a pretty common threat.
-69: loser
Hermaeus-Mora: Bit rude
Very rude.
D3vl: You dont have any moral guidelines?
Hermaeus-Mora: You should never trust anyone
D3vl: Haha?
Hermaeus-Mora: Yes Haha
Hermaeus-Mora: Or lolol
D3vl: Clearly, when there are idiots in the world who scams weaker less active players
Hermaeus-Mora: 7b is 7b
Hermaeus-Mora: And you're one to talk
D3vl: You proud of scamming someone this way?
Hermaeus-Mora: Aren't you a notorious torn retard?
D3vl: 7b is nothing, specially not something you wanna ruin your own gameplay over
Hermaeus-Mora: Why is it ruined?
D3vl: Ill show you what I am Notorious by
Hermaeus-Mora: That doesn't make sense
D3vl: You will not see much more then the white page from now on
D3vl: No matter what faction you run to either
Hermaeus-Mora: Oh thats original
D3vl: And people will remember you as the retard who steals your members money
Hermaeus-Mora: Better than being remembered for being actually retarded like you
D3vl: You prob piss poor in real life, a dishonest person. Stuff like that reflects your ingame choices.
Hermaeus-Mora: Probably
D3vl: I have, and many other top stat sucessful players have ZERO respect for the kind of players like you
Hermaeus-Mora: I dont care
Hermaeus-Mora: Go away
D3vl: Only retard here us you, who has to scam his own members. You must be the definition of a retard. Spineless litt shit.
D3vl: is you*
D3vl: Oh I assure you I will never go away
D3vl: You are officially my bitch now
Hermaeus-Mora: Mate, you're a f**king spanner
D3vl: You have no idea what you have just done. I am not the only insane active person in this game with high stats and immense Networth.
Last message: 21:41:23 - 04/08/21 TCT
This notorious retard.
Many many messages of congratulations but I will not name them as this is my beef.
"Hermaeus-Mora is a serious player and I am very jealous of his recent slots jackpot win! He also has a good level personal hygiene
and is a major force to be reckoned with in Torn City! Brakier is a massive vagina with a serious case of white knight syndrome and
a poor level of personal hygiene!".
This was a quote from an admirer, definitely not written by me.
"Hermaeus-Mora hasn't broken the rules, he has just broken our hearts"
Deep.
Good night and f**k you all!
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