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beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 168 likes

09:09:32
04/08/21 GhostWizard deposited $7,000,000,000

11:37:24
04/08/21 Hermaeus-Mora adjusted GhostWizard's recorded money balance from $7,000,000,000 to $0

11:39:39
04/08/21 GhostWizard was kicked out of the faction by Hermaeus-Mora

Apologies for the lack of official response, i have been limited to mobile for the past day and
it's been hard to write whilst nursing a massive rock hard e-peen. Anyway, let's get started!


Enjoy the terrible formatting, I wrote this on notepad hahahahahah


I talk to myself frequently so I will write this as an interview.


Who is Hermaeus-Mora?

That's a great question! Hermaeus Mora is a Daedric prince who rules over apocrypha, a realm of oblivion. However, I'm not really a daedric prince! I'm just some bloke who got really into skyrim again during lockdown!
I have been known by two names before this - Father_Jack & Teflon_Swan.
I started playing Torn 1400+ days ago, yes I know my current age is 1158 and no i'm not a multi!
I had to self fed and restart after a terrible incident with some unsavoury characters from a faction whose name I will not mention!

Why did you do it Herma?

Simple, the guy was an easy target. He barely logged in and I knew from the moment he messaged me that those funds had to be liberated.
Also, I was massively skint. This is also a CRIME game and I WILL rob you if you give me a chance, unless we're cool.

Surely as a faction leader you should be a bastion of trust and morality?

Look, let's be realistic here. The faction is/was barely a faction and I was never a leader just an owner.
The majority of my members came from the lower end of the torn gene pool and most were just about smart enough
to read the wiki/tutorials & guides! They were simply a tool for passively farming respect.

Are you going to quit?

Contrary to popular belief, absolutely not. Well, certainly not this year. I have quit before and I was honestly thinking about quitting again a while back,
but now I have won the slots jackpot I have good reason to stay.


You can't possibly expect to play this game again with so many high profile players on your heels?

For many this would be game over. I am still actively training and gaining, now with a decent wad of cash! I bought my faction as home to do this!
I'm here to watch my numbers go up, including enemies haha. If chat wasn't possible when in hosp then yeah, i'd be gone for sure. Traders spend most of their days looking
at a white screen to avoid mugs and they don't even have this level of entertainment to keep them going!

What about your spouse Thamous?

Thamous is a decent dude and had nothing to do with it. He's ma boi and f**k your money! Pahahaha. I held maybe 6-700mil of his money and returned every penny, shocking!

Do you think you deserved this response from the community?

Absolutely. Although, sadly this level of witch hunting and general 'white knighting' is indicative of an increasingly bored player base.

You must have had some players chat some serious STINK to you, how was that experience?

Brilliant. It has ranged from bored HOF players looking for the scoop to some seriously cringe inducing noobs who will get a beating
once the initial madness has subsided. Also some embarassing hypocrites and people who genuinely can't say a word about my wrong doings.

Here are some examples.

This is my favorite.

Paul: Wanna play some poker heads up?
Hermaeus-Mora: Nope
Paul: For sure
Paul: maybe later. I’m at work anyways
Hermaeus-Mora: Ok!
Hermaeus-Mora: why aren't you staff anymore?
Hermaeus-Mora: lol
Hermaeus-Mora: that's gonna be funny


Should probably stay away from the poker tables buddy after your recent embarassment hahahaha.


CornHub: Hey. We chain next week. We'll be making sure you guys never leave the hospital
Hermaeus-Mora: Sure
Hermaeus-Mora: Well, you wont lol
Hermaeus-Mora: Someone else yeah sure

This was a pretty common threat.

-69: loser
Hermaeus-Mora: Bit rude

Very rude.


D3vl: You dont have any moral guidelines?
Hermaeus-Mora: You should never trust anyone
D3vl: Haha?
Hermaeus-Mora: Yes Haha
Hermaeus-Mora: Or lolol
D3vl: Clearly, when there are idiots in the world who scams weaker less active players
Hermaeus-Mora: 7b is 7b
Hermaeus-Mora: And you're one to talk
D3vl: You proud of scamming someone this way?
Hermaeus-Mora: Aren't you a notorious torn retard?
D3vl: 7b is nothing, specially not something you wanna ruin your own gameplay over
Hermaeus-Mora: Why is it ruined?
D3vl: Ill show you what I am Notorious by
Hermaeus-Mora: That doesn't make sense
D3vl: You will not see much more then the white page from now on
D3vl: No matter what faction you run to either
Hermaeus-Mora: Oh thats original
D3vl: And people will remember you as the retard who steals your members money
Hermaeus-Mora: Better than being remembered for being actually retarded like you
D3vl: You prob piss poor in real life, a dishonest person. Stuff like that reflects your ingame choices.
Hermaeus-Mora: Probably
D3vl: I have, and many other top stat sucessful players have ZERO respect for the kind of players like you
Hermaeus-Mora: I dont care
Hermaeus-Mora: Go away
D3vl: Only retard here us you, who has to scam his own members. You must be the definition of a retard. Spineless litt shit.
D3vl: is you*
D3vl: Oh I assure you I will never go away
D3vl: You are officially my bitch now
Hermaeus-Mora: Mate, you're a f**king spanner
D3vl: You have no idea what you have just done. I am not the only insane active person in this game with high stats and immense Networth.
Last message: 21:41:23 - 04/08/21 TCT


This notorious retard.




Many many messages of congratulations but I will not name them as this is my beef.

"Hermaeus-Mora is a serious player and I am very jealous of his recent slots jackpot win! He also has a good level personal hygiene
and is a major force to be reckoned with in Torn City! Brakier is a massive vagina with a serious case of white knight syndrome and
a poor level of personal hygiene!".


This was a quote from an admirer, definitely not written by me.

"Hermaeus-Mora hasn't broken the rules, he has just broken our hearts"

Deep.




Good night and f**k you all!

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Casino token refil script. Abuse? · · 16 likes

Not a bug but definitely an issue.


This is not acceptable use of the api, surely?

Before I start, I've never been stung for much(<2m total), so this is not a salty suggestion lol!

I started noticing that I was getting mugged almost immediately after refilling my casino tokens. It's mostly just to spam on cheap lotto to stop me losing my minuscule net worth by drink gambling.

How in the funk is this allowed??? If it was a job special or some sort of game perk it would make sense, but this is clearly script abuse, legal or not.

Age 1000 in 1000 days. · · 114 likes

Just hit age 1000 in only 1000 days. It was a struggle and I had some time off along the way. Working on hitting 2k days in another 1000 days time, wish me luck!

5K for returning my dog tag Valid Nov 17th only · · 27 likes

Everyone stop what you're doing! 5k on offer here.

Hired! · · 5 likes

Taxing dvds and selling trains. What a scumbag lol

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beware 100% No PIRATES faction ·

I have been a casual player for well over a year now. This has been explained to you all lol but you keep patting each other on the back for things that clearly aren't affecting me XD

You're an 'OG lifer'. If this was RL i would have asked you if you wanted to just get it over with and f**k by now!

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 2 likes

Thanks for letting us know.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 5 likes

You don't understand the importance of this thread for the 'lifers'. Without it, they have nothing.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 1 like

Definitely a mufflover.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 1 like

What is there to do outside of the hosp anyway? Lol

Still training, gaining and crusade slaying. What you saying?

beware 100% No PIRATES faction ·

No real content? Haha 125 pages of hot air and you think that little spaz is much worse than the rest of you?

beware 100% No PIRATES faction ·

Lolol no one in the crusade even likes you. Why are you still here?

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 2 likes

Sweet f**k all babyyyyyy.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 2 likes

People need to stop being such pansies. If that's all it would take to push him over the edge then he didn't have a chance anyway.

Actually read what i quoted lol trash trash trash

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 2 likes

Anyone who is sick of seeing that little twat post nonsense.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 1 like

Oh, have a day off.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 3 likes

Staff edit

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 1 like

You're just setting me up lol

I'll tell you who else likes to 'go-low'....

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 1 like

Wat eVen R dooieeeng, ahhhh don geddit.

Shocking.

Thank you for visiting, we always appreciate a visit from torns favourite Barbie doll troll.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 1 like

17:37:28 - 03/12/21 You sent 1x Box of Tissues to Devastate with the message: Keep those tissues, I usually just wipe my cock on your curtains after I've f**ked you lol

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 3 likes

Staff edit: Obscene Content

Doing well, crusaders? Meanwhile, HM: +400m stats, still got fac and foooooking loves watching his fans piss their panties when he gets hired.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 1 like

We're all stars in our own way.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 2 likes

Listen up, captain aspergers. You are 135 days old and have sunk 55 days of your life into this game so far. You NEED some MILK.

beware 100% No PIRATES faction ·

You can't just join in on page 115. People have sunk serious time into this.

This is all my fan club have in their lives and i will not stand by and let a slimy vulture like you take it away from them!

beware 100% No PIRATES faction ·

Go away. You're not part of this crusade.