Squatch

[2137607] Level 100 Elite Hired Gun

The Cake Crusaders CAKE Initiate of CakeSales Executive at Ninja's OilMarried to TayTayy

Observed 25 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · Torn public profile

Squatch is a level 100 player in The Cake Crusaders who signed up on 6 Jun 2018. Their standout stat is Networth: #5,453, top 0.23% of ranked players.

#5,453 for networth top 0.23% of ranked players
#826 for city items bought top 0.073% of ranked players
Signed up 6 Jun 2018 (8 years ago)
85 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 25 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,001; #708,524 tied with 375 others top 28%
Awards: 566; #2,206 tied with 50 others top 0.19%; +9 since Jan
Networth: $38,345,110,453; #5,453 top 0.23%; +6,181,158,064 since Jan
Xanax taken: 756; #35,713 tied with 15 others top 14%; +116 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 950; #8,561 tied with 11 others top 6.9%; +44 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 849; #16,477 tied with 23 others top 6.7%; +102 since Jan
Attacks won: 10,032; #9,697 tied with 2 others top 0.89%; +665 since Jan
Defends won: 314; #24,888 tied with 78 others top 3.7%; +1 since Jan
Revives given: 517; #7,616 tied with 6 others top 9.7%; +4 since Jan
People busted: 4,152; #2,526 top 1.5%; +420 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 119,382; #4,618 top 0.99%; +10,101 since Jan
Races won: 543; #8,645 tied with 24 others top 6.4%; +2 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,368; #20,114 tied with 12 others top 9.3%; +55 since Jan
Time played (days): 135.1; #6,347 top 0.45%; +5.3 since Jan

What stands out 6

#5,453

Economy

Networth

$38,345,110,453 top 0.23%

#826

Economy

City items bought

171,989 top 0.073%

#3,606

Combat

Best damage

16,201 top 0.25%

#2,206tied with 50 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 50 others

566 top 0.19%

#6,347

Activity

Time played

135.1 top 0.45%

#415

Drugs

LSD taken

1,147 top 0.28%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+9	557	566
Networth	+6,181,158,064	$32,163,952,389	$38,345,110,453
Xanax taken	+116	640	756
Energy drinks used	+44	906	950
Energy refills	+102	747	849
Attacks won	+665	9,367	10,032
Defends won	+1	313	314
Revives given	+4	513	517
People busted	+420	3,732	4,152
Criminal offenses	+10,101	109,281	119,382
Races won	+2	541	543
Times traveled	+55	1,313	1,368
Time played (days)	+5.3	129.9	135.1

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 25 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old

Xanax taken: 756; #35,713 tied with 15 others top 14%
Energy refills: 849; #16,477 tied with 23 others top 6.7%
Energy drinks used: 950; #8,561 tied with 11 others top 6.9%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,652 tied with 7,803 others top 100%
Boosters used: 146; #26,964 tied with 129 others top 19%
Elo rating: 2,599; #3,720 tied with 16 others top 0.19%
Best damage: 16,201; #3,606 top 0.25%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 25 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 94 · archived: 85 · threads started (archived): 12

Threads started 5 most recent

Museum Day tip Tutorials & Guides · 5 May · 0 replies
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Tell Group Plc. not just for companies anymore. Suggestions · 11 Jul 2023 · 0 replies
Tournament Bug Bugs & Issues · 23 May 2023 · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Elite Tycoon → Elite Hired Gun between 22 Jan and 25 Aug

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