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DB & Hospital Time · · 18 likes

All started with the resurrection of Winston Churchill, he then proceeded to give us the talk, 'we will fight them on the beaches' and all that jazz, anyway i dont know where im going with this.

GIT GUD NERD

SCRIBBLE alliance vs Danimal Farm Big ass war · · 61 likes

Calm down RGiskard wannabe, nothing a couple tear gas can't sort out you big stiff idiot.

NS v SA It's finally HAPPENING! · · 54 likes

The mighty Subversive Alliance, 'Born to Wall, Trained to Stall'

JFK vs R · · 14 likes

Jesus, how can you still be so pissed off that Z_junior declined your application to join JFK all those years ago. Damn.

Butterfly Effect · · 39 likes

Monarch’s biggest egos cannot take losing of any sort, heads are literally falling clean off and rolling around the gaff. Mad.

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

No longer looking

[RW] ESC Ratz v Monarch Research · · 27 likes

Abit harsh that I’m not allowed to participate. The fk is going on here. 

Happy Pride 2025! · · 2 likes

Shout out to the LGBTQ+ PS5 HDMI

Whats your job? · · 1 like

Plumbing & Heating Engineer, UK

Closed · · 1 like

Sorted for now

7000 days old · · 8 likes

Only took me 604,800,000 seconds

 

 

Proposal for Alliance: FATKID SOCIETY · · 1 like

Prestige Worldwide Vibes 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

No longer looking 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie ·

Alright pal, calm down, we get that MI5 declined your application RL so this was the next best thing for you. Bet Russia would give you a job though 

Extortion demand · · 1 like

No use trying to not look stupid here mate, we all know you meant the booster books. 

[RW] TNL vs MR · · 6 likes

Well f**k me you’ve got your head stuck up your own arse haven’t you. Listen I’ll be the first to admit I am absolutely terrible at this game, shockingly shit. I’ll probs never crack top 1k battle stats let alone 100 or even afford to take 10 SE’s but I’m happy with that, being a small passive player.

 

Nobody said you didn’t fight well when you did fight. You should be proud of fighting but you should be unhappy with quitting. People will remember when you fought hard against MR but they’ll also remember that you quit. 

you can go on and on and compare it to this and that, end of the day you quit on your stools, you’re in a ranked war, locked roster, limited time, go hell for leather and go out swinging.

 

P.S I’ve got 8b stats actually

[RW] TNL vs MR · · 5 likes

So everytime you start losing a fight you just surrender to save money? Then what, just keep saving and saving? FIGHT

 

The reason we train our battle stats for years and years are these fights, to test what we’ve built.

 

You think Monarch attacked the island with their alliance and cared how much it cost, they did it to try and become the number one, to see which alliance was the strongest in town. 

 

Be proud of how you’ve performed and what you’ve built and finish fighting the ranked war until the end. 

 

[RW] TNL vs MR · · 2 likes

This was a great war for everyone to spectate from the outside, but it was bad to see TNL quitting on their stools whichever way the pendulum was swinging. 

Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD ·

Gimp you mate

Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD · · 4 likes

SHM8 Rifle

NS AND MON ALLIANCE HAS GON TOO FAR · · 10 likes

With the roster they are going to have, I’m sure they’ll be able to do all the sleeping they want, and so will crypto except you’ll be in the hospital and they wont

Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD · · 6 likes

This shows PT actually doing something mate which is incorrect

Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD · · 6 likes

He probably would though

Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD · · 7 likes

You’re right it is hard for him, hard being part of the better/winning team in the war

GIT GUD NERD

Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD · · 5 likes

Well that was fking weird, what the fk was that