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Valentines-Congrats to Otter, 2sox and ProphetJo! · · 5 likes


*Starts packing up stuff in rucksack*
*layers up with thermals, wool coat and hat, a balaclava and insulated gloves*
*heads out of his room*
*looks back one last time with a worried face*
*sighs*
I guess this is it, then.
*stands by the door*

Chat problems · · 5 likes


All chatrooms and PMs are working very spotty for me.  It won't let me send a message unless I go to another page.

My recent/friends/etc lists aren't even loading.  I've logged out, cleared cache and temp and it still isn't working.

Valentines-Congrats to Otter, 2sox and ProphetJo! · · 3 likes


T-t-t-t-thanks m-m-m-m-mate
*shakily lights up a joint and cracks open one last cold one*
b-b-b-b-bye g-guys....

Valentines-Congrats to Otter, 2sox and ProphetJo! · · 3 likes


Yo who wants eggs and bacon?

Valentines-Congrats to Otter, 2sox and ProphetJo! · · 3 likes


*wakes up sweating, due to falling asleep wearing a coat and scarf*

Well.  Looks like I didn't get voted off the island after all.  Gonna go back to my quarters, pop a lude and watch Across The Universe.  Everyone is invited, if anyone wants to join. Got enough ludes for everyone :D

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Cya bikini babes :( l8 nurds · · 2 likes

So long, pardner. May the wind carry you far and you find it comfortin’. You taught me much in the short time that I knew ye and I will not let your teachin’s be for naught. So long, maxx1628.

F IN CAHT · · 2 likes

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual labor 9,023
Intelligence 15,605
Endurance 19,438

Looking for 7* candle shop or 10* game shop. You don’t have to pay me.

Trash ·

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daggum it!

Trash ·

Thank ya kindly. Yee-Yee!

Trash ·

Bump

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Mhm

FIRST ANSWER TO THIS POST GETS MONEY ·

I lost the game! :(

Piss me off WINNERS ANNOUNCED ·

I may be a bad player but I still know more about this game than you do.

Last post wins xX 10 MIL Xx ·

If you post below this then you f your dad

Scorch's FREE GIFT GIVEAWAYS! ·

I would love a gift!

Calling all noobs! I can give you free advice · · 3 likes

You really should take a moment and read through the advice that I’ve been giving. It’s really good stuff!

Calling all noobs! I can give you free advice ·

I play for fun. I have not told many people about my way around the city but I do start my day off with a 5k jog around the dump!

I honestly know some androids who have made the same mistakes that humans have made. It’s okay, androids are the product of mankind. Anything made by man is not without faults.


The best ingredients are dog hair, cow urine, kombucha, and elderberry tonic.

Calling all noobs! I can give you free advice ·

NEXT!

Calling all noobs! I can give you free advice · · 2 likes

Stinky feet? Epsom salt and water bath for thirty minutes daily. Don’t forget to put 90% hydrochloric acid in the mix. Should clear up in thirty minutes!

Calling all noobs! I can give you free advice · · 1 like

For 50m I can give you the deluxe premium package. This will include all you want to know about everything. From how to xyz to how to abc!!! However, experiences may vary with this package so I cannot offer a 200% money-back guarantee. However, I CAN offer a box of tissues!

Calling all noobs! I can give you free advice · · 1 like

My advice is backed by a 200% money-back guarantee!

Unique's Trading Corner! Best of the Bunch! · · 1 like

Very fast!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Found employment.

100% verified Graphics hub ·

Really good work!!