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(Ended)Donator Pack giveaway!! · · 4 likes


Birds are direct descendants of raptor dinosaurs. Comparing raptor dinosaurs to the ferocious 3m tall ancient Phorusrhocide or ‘Terror Bird’ removes any doubt of this. Sadly, nature is cruel. The genes that once served to make velociraptors, Utahraptors and deinonychrus have now been modified, mangled, repurposed and relegated into making chickens and pigeons. Scientists decided that this wasn’t acceptable. They fiddled with gene expression in chicken embryos, and managed to reactivate some of the dormant dinosaur traits still hiding in their DNA. The embryo they created had dinosaur-like curved teeth and a long tail (bird embryos do grow a dinosaur tail during development normally, but it is eliminated long before the chicks hatch). They also noted that chicken wings also share the same bone structure as therapod dinosaur forearms, but made no inferences about their shared deliciousness with hot sauce.

SA Igloo - Voracity +26 Nerve 14/15% Gym Gains · · 6 likes

I bumped uglies with Momma June and all I got was a lousy t-shirt....

Yet Another Grey Area to Rules · · 11 likes

Unless they're saying that Hitler wasn't a total **** (which they aren't), I really don't see what the big deal is.
People need to lose the bubble wrap that they hug so tight and just play the bloody game.

Staff Edit: please don't avoid the filters.

No Bra Day · · 8 likes


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Great_tit_side-on.jpg

Because everyone loves some side boob... 

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 2 likes

MELLIFLUOUS

 
adjective
  1. (of a sound) pleasingly smooth and musical to hear.
    "Her queef was rather mellifluous." 

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual labor 16,452
Intelligence 19,504
Endurance 33,717

Looking for a 9* or above music store only.
Please don't message me with anything less.

The Big Giveaway 2020 - DONE ·

Wow, that's so generous! :D
Good luck, everyone!

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

Found.

What did you get this month for your subscriber- ·

I found a Lottery Voucher and a book titled "Self Defense In The Workplace" (Effect: Increases Defense gym gains by 30% for 31 days.) on my doorstep.
Yayy!!! Another book for my library smiley

Weapon Experience ·

Ah, okay. Thanks, Ohadik & Sexxy :)

Weapon Experience ·

I'm now able to gain weapon experience and I'm wondering how much the value of a weapon with experience gained on it would be increased, if at all? I paid around 20m for my Armalite so if I was to sell it with 100% experience gained on it would I get much more than what I paid for it?

What did you get this month for your subscriber- · · 1 like

I found a Box of Medical Supplies and a Tumble Dryer on my doorstep.

It's not the worst sub gift I've ever received confused

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

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What did you get this month for your subscriber- · · 1 like

"You found a Box of Grenades and a Lawyer Business Card on your doorstep."
Not the best sub gift I've received but I can't expect to build my library every month, so I shan't complain smiley

Yet Another Grey Area to Rules · · 11 likes

Unless they're saying that Hitler wasn't a total **** (which they aren't), I really don't see what the big deal is.
People need to lose the bubble wrap that they hug so tight and just play the bloody game.

Staff Edit: please don't avoid the filters.

Just a quick shout out to you all,well almost all. · · 3 likes

Ah, yeppers, I regularly have days and occasionally weeks where I not only need to hibernate from Torn but almost everything in my life must take a back seat to the monsters for an indefinite length of time.

Hooray for being crazy af!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Found.

Marriage & Friends · · 1 like

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Who is the Torn g.o.a.t. in your eyes ·

Betty White <3

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking to join an 8* or above AN that doesn't charge DVD's or whatever to work there.

Manual labor 11,564
Intelligence 9,541
Endurance 29,008

Please PM or chat me if you have any vacancies.
(Please don't PM or chat me if your star rating is less than 8 as to not waste either of our time)

Thanks :)

GRAVE PLEASE · · 1 like

R+ Great idea.

Can we stop with "weekly" Patch Notes newspaper? · · 1 like

Shhhhh.... xo<3

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Found, thanks :D

Can we stop with "weekly" Patch Notes newspaper? · · 1 like

I personally don't care what articles make it into the newspaper, so long as I have something to read when I'm on the shitter.

The Book : Working 9 Til 5 ·

Oh nice, thanks mate :)