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$1 BILLION PRIZEPOOL! Lateral thinking puzzles. · · 43 likes

100mil+ given away so far.

Prizes for each question changes depending on difficulty/my wallet

NEW RULE: To prevent people from stealing ideas from others' guesses, you also have the option to message guesses to me (Or post them here if you'd like). You cannot dm me questions, those need to be posted here.

NEW RULE 2: The prize money will be split between the people who first figured out a part of the answer.

 

 

Current question:

SOLVED. be back soon..

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=1540&to=27583043

 

Title: 

Difficulty: Medium

Bounty: tbd

 

A father and his son were traveling 20 miles in a straight line. When spotted by others, they shot the dad and raised the son as their own.

 

Why?

 

 

 

 

 

What Is a Lateral Thinking Puzzle?
A lateral thinking puzzle starts with strange scenario and a question. Something about it doesn't add up. Your job is to figure out the full story behind it!

A quick example:

Q: A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says "thank you" and leaves. Why?

A: The man had hiccups. He wanted the water to get rid of them, but the bartender chose to scare him with the gun, which got rid of his hiccups. So the man thanks him.

How to Play
You guys try to find the answer asking yes-or-no questions. I will answer with yes, no, or irrelevant (when a question won't affect the outcome either way.)

I will add hints as i see more questions stack up to the current problem 
When you feel that you have the answer, you answer with the full picture. 

Rules:
The prize money will be split between the people who first figured out a part of the answer.
You cannot ask another question/guess until I have replied to your previous one. (But you can still ask questions even if other people's questions are unanswered. Each person can have 1 pending question at a time.)

P.S.
I recommend subscribing to the thread if you're playing the game, so you know when i post new questions!
I also recommend reading some solved questions below to get a feel for how to play.



Solved questions:

VERY EASY:

Weather Report

A man walks up to a child playing at the base of an apartment tower and says, "It's dangerous here, you should play somewhere else." The child ignores him, and the man walks off. Ten minutes later, both of them are found dead. What happened?
Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27551548


EASY:

Quick Time Event

A girl is about to press a button.

“BOOM”

In the end, the girl doesn’t press the button.

Had she pressed it, she wouldn’t have ended up sick like this.

What happened?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=400&to=27555636

 

Hamza & Gretel

Because she kept eating the snacks I gave her, I had no choice but to stop taunting her. Why?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=620&to=27560070

 

A Clear Experience

"This place has become a tourist destination thanks to the advances of technology," the guide said.
I looked around and couldn't find a single sign that people had ever been here. 
And yet I understood what he meant.

Why?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=1140&to=27565817

 

D-day? At least I didn't get an F.

From the boundless chasm of space to the most microscopic workings of the world,
the reptile has always been with me. 
Why?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=1400&to=27571193

 

 

MEDIUM:

The Catfish

A man had expected to see a pretty woman, but what he actually saw was a pot-bellied man. Upon seeing him, the man became very happy. Why?
Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=220&to=27552072

 

The Ritual

I had been answering wrong over and over, and I was on my last chance.

With the sacrifice of an entity, I became certain that my “wrong” answer was actually right, and shortly after, answered correctly.

What happened?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=520&to=27557163

 

Live!

When the sound of water was heard, they were taken aback.
When the sound of water wasn't heard again, they fell into a solemn silence. Why?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=680&to=27560432

 

 

HARD:

Logical Juan

'Juan is tall and is an elementary school teacher. 
He's married, and his hobby is playing guitar.
Therefore, he must not have a son.’
Why on earth would a woman think this?
Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=80&to=27551818

 

Dorian Gray

A sometimes comes to our house. I really love him!
When A isn't around, everything is boring.. but when A comes, every single day is fun!
The thing is, people won't let him stay with me for long. They keep taking him away.
When I ask why, they always say the same thing: "It's so that A can play with you for a long time."
I really wish A would come home soon.


What is happening?

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=940&to=27561866

 


VERY HARD:

Daniel

For six months, the agency had a standing kill order on a certain man, and for six months, nobody was allowed to touch him.

He lived alone, unarmed and unguarded. He slept with his window open. 

The agency was waiting for a word from the man. The moment he said it, the operation was a success.

What happened?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=1340&to=27566832

 

Emergency!

Because it was raining so much outside,

Student A had to ask their parents to come to the school.


“When?”
“Tomorrow.”


Why?

Answer: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=13&t=16578638&b=0&a=0&start=360&to=27554251

 



Donations!

20:08:52 - 01/07/26 MG7 sent $20,000,000 to you with the message: Donation for the lateral thinking game.. Thanks so much for hosting it!

Is winning 2b on poker a scam? · · 325 likes

Paul went all in, I won and left right after, now hes saying hes lost all respect for me, and got ppl to bounty label me as a "poker scammer". I can take the bounties, but dont want to be labeled as a scammer, what should I do lol

Chat history:

everything got resolved, Paul got rid of all the bounties

How to Make $10b by breaking Torn Rules · · 341 likes

Aquagloop[3745687] name changed to Kingfisher[3745687]. They are the same person.

https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=3745687

 

PROOF/SCREENSHOTS IN REPLY BELOW

TL;DR at bottom

 

Aquagloop/Kingfisher sold an illegal mugbot to TNL. Mr. Disaster, who was using said mugbot, got fedded. This proves that staff believe TNL’s mugbot, which Mr. Disaster was using, is illegal, leading to fact 1:
Fact 1: Aquagloop created the websocket mugbot for TNL, which staff deems illegal.

 

On December 30, 2025, staff member IceBlueFire warned Aquagloop that his mugbot is illegal. After this conversation, Aquagloop continues to abuse his mugbot, even after staff specifically warns him that the mugbot is illegal. This leads to fact 2:

Fact 2: At some point, Aquagloop had full knowledge that his mugbot was illegal, and with malicious intent, kept on using it.

 

We do not know if Mr. Disaster used the mugbot, knowing that it was illegal to do so. Whether we know it or not, he was fedded. This was a direct result of Aquagloop distributing his illegal mugbot to TNL, for $10b compensation + maintenance fees). 

Fact 3: Aquagloop is responsible for creating and distributing an illegal script (for profit), resulting in one or more feds from people who used his services.

 

Fact 4: Aquagloop got a 30-day fed for this, which is unacceptable as Mr. Disaster got a perma-fed just for the use of the bot. We just want consistent punishment.

 

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Now for the snitching part..

 

Aquagloop/KingFisher is now rumored to be working with staff to avoid punishment by ratting out everyone in TNL who used the service he provided. Staff even trying to entertain this would be ridiculous, as what he's done (used, distributed, profited, gets a direct and private warning from staff, which is a privilege in itself.. proceeds to ignore that warning, and continues to use) deserves nothing less than a triple fed.

 

It is standard in many systems of justice that those who manufacture and distribute illegal tools bear a heavier burden of responsibility than the end-users. While cooperation with staff can be a reasonable way for players to reduce their sentences or aid in removing widespread exploits, it crosses a line when it allows the mastermind of the whole operation walk away scot-free.

 

The argument for leniency usually relies on ignorance or immediate compliance once warned…Aquagloop displayed neither.


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TIMELINE

 

  • Aquagloop creates an illegal mugbot and distributes it to TNL for a $10 billion compensation plus ongoing maintenance fees.

 

  • IceBlueFire (staff) warns Aquagloop privately that the mugbot is illegal and that abusing it would lead to trouble.

 

  • Despite this direct warning, Aquagloop continues using his mugbot.

 

  • A day before the feds hit, Velthir (staff) privately tips off Aquagloop and warns him of this fact. The same day, the “aquagloop mug bot” is kicked from the Discord server.

     

     

  • The feds hit, and Mr. Disaster, who was using Aquagloop's mug bot, gets perma fedded. Aquagloop receives no punishment.

     

  • Aquagloop is now rumored to be working with staff to avoid punishment by exposing everyone in TNL who used the service he provided.

 

If staff allows the creator of an illegal $10 billion script to trade his client list for immunity, it sends a message that you can break the rules for profit, ignore warnings, and still survive if you betray enough people. 

 

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TL;DR

Aquagloop/Kingfisher makes an illegal bot and sells it to TNL for $10b, staff warns Aquagloop that the bot is illegal and to stop using the bot, Aquagloop ignores staff and continues using the bot, feds hit, Mr. Disaster is perma-fedded for using Aquagloop’s bot, Aquagloop only gets 30-day fed

 

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Evidence in post below.

 

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RESPONSE TO bogie'S PINNED POST #1

 

"Brizo was the bot developer who created the custom illegal script that was being used by the SHAT team members who were jailed, FWIW."

 

Aquagloop/Kingfisher was the bot developer who created the custom illegal script that was being used by the TNL team members who were jailed. Also, I am pointing out the double standards applied to Aquagloop and Mr. Disaster in this thread.

 

There seems to be some confusion in the replies. Brizo made the script that SHAT used. He got perma-fed. Aquagloop made the script that TNL used. He wasn't perma-fed.

 

"We are investigating and working with others who were also involved, particularly those who were requesting the script from aquagloop despite knowing of the illegal possibilities so they could personally continue using it despite them stating to members it was a violation. (They refused)"

 

I am not saying to not investigate anyone else. What I am saying in this thread is that Aquagloop also knew of the illegal possibilities of his own script, and despite that, continued to use it despite staff stating to him that it was a violation (He ignored the warnings and continued to use it himself)

 

"The actions taken to this point reflect the usage of said script even after knowing it was illegal and continuing to do so and/or creating technically legal scripts but then utilizing them in an illegal fashion (i.e. - as splent said - monitoring a single active websocket on a page you're viewing, but then taking it further to use that same concept to monitor dozens you are not actively viewing, going from legal to illegal)."

 

The actions taken by Aquagloop reflect the usage of said script even after knowing it was illegal after straight up being told by staff that it was.

 

"We do not want to discourage players coming forward when it comes to reports, nor do we want to potentially demonize creators who's programs were used in an illegal manner."

 

“potentially demonize creators who's programs were used in an illegal manner”

Are you actually trying to defend him? HE USED HIS OWN PROGRAM IN AN ILLEGAL MANNER, AFTER BEING TOLD BY STAFF THAT IT WAS ILLEGAL.

 

To be absolutely clear, Aquagloop used his own program in an illegal matter, while having full knowledge that it was illegal. (How many times do I have to say this?) AQUAGLOOP IS THE DEVELOPER, DISTRIBUTOR, AND USER OF THE SCRIPT. 

 

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RESPONSE TO bogie'S PINNED POST #2 (bogie unpinned this post LOL)

 

Following the review I feel it is appropriate, due to cooperation and limited gains via direct illegal activity, to penalize them for the very limited scripting activity with a temporary time in jail rather than outright deletion.

 

As I said before, he did not have "limited gains", he made $10+ billion from illegally selling the bot, and also used the bot himself to mug other players, AFTER staff told him that the bot was illegal. His "limited scripting activity" (dozens of mugs within the short period in which his bot was active), was only because Aquagloop has 3M total battle stats, even considering that, his total money mugged went up by 2000% after he started utilizing the bot.

 

Most of the time, he just showed up as an assist, being beaten by stronger players with his own scripts.

[image: i.postimg.cc]

 

Possessing low battle stats does not justify exemption from punishment. The intent to break the rules warrants the same consequences faced by high-stat players. (Like Skjold here, who was perma-fedded)

 

Factors being considered are A. Were they knowingly aware it was something illegal B. Extent to which they benefited C. Attempt to continue illegal activity after being informed. 

 

A. Aquagloop was knowingly aware that his script was illegal, and continued to use his own script.

B. He was the biggest benefittor of this entire situation. He was given 10b by TNL, maintaince fees, and also used his own bot himself to make mugs all on his own.

C. He continued his illegal activity (mugging with his own script) after he was clearly informed by IBF that the script was illegal.

 

for figures less than what is being claimed in the OP I shall state...)

 

Then what was the figure amount? Since you clearly know better than me.. as you are "working" with Aquagloop. I was going off of Omanpx's words, who was there to see the entire exchange between Aquagloop and TNL, and appropriate screenshots are there to support that. Your comment just seems like an attempt to discredit me and my argument, without actually trying to prove what I said wrong.

 

^But at the end of the day, the figure amount received by Aquagloop doesn't matter. For the last time, Aquagloop used his illegal mug script HIMSELF, to mug illegally, AFTER staff let him know that his script was illegal. I do not understand why this is so hard to comprehend.

 

That being said, we have completed the review of skjold and determined the extent they were abusing this, plus the fact that their behaviour  abruptly changed within the last 24 hours, was on a level comparable with the existing deletions and been updated to that accordingly.

 

[image: i.postimg.cc]

 

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RESPONSE TO bogie'S PINNED POST #3

 

Aquagloop remains in jail for 30 days under abetting. The script they were providing could be operated entirely legally, however Mr_Disaster was using it in completely illegal means to provide mug data for TNL. After AQ was aware of this he still, admittedly under duress, kept it active.

 

"Admittedly under duress"? LOL. Every word of your choosing is so carefully engineered to make Aquagloop seem like an innocent victim.

 

This guy literally sold an illegal bot to TNL, KNOWING THAT IT WAS ILLEGAL. And when TNL eventually found out of course they asked for a refund. I still haven't seen ANY screenshots proving he was actually "threatened", despite everything Monarch and bogie claims. (nothing new.. I back my claims up with screenshots, bogie backs up his with his big red name.


If Aquagloop was truly being forced to keep this active against his will, he would have NOT USED THE BOT HIMSELF ALONGSIDE TNL

 

He was the worst of them all, a willing participant who knew what he was doing was 100% illegal.

 

bogie states Aquagloop is jailed for "abetting." This implies he just stood by and let it happen. This is straight up just a lie.
Aquagloop didn't just maintain the bot, but he used the illegal data stream to snipe mugs for his own personal gain while having full knowledge that what he was doing was illegal. (The illegal data stream that he banned Mr. Disaster for).

 

The script... could be operated entirely legally

 

This is irrelevant. It wasn't operated legally. Aquagloop sold it to a faction and told them it was okay to run it with websockets. He then personally used that illegal data to execute mugs.

 

Receipts: 

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^ Mr. D tries to do his due dilligence about Aqua's scripts. Wants a final confirmation that the WEBSOCKET VERSION OF THE SCRIPT is okay.

Aqua tells Mr. D that he will confirm with splent. 

 

Aqua then gives the go to Mr. D, telling him to "run it within Splents rules"

Aqua never says the websocket script is illegal.

 

Mr. D, still with a shadow of a doubt, asks Aqua whhy staff is implementing tracking websockets, when websockets arent against the rules?

Mr. D brings up an alternative theory that staff is going for "those who are not using tabs to track stuff", and not websockets in general.

 

Aqua thumbs up this theory, confirming to Mr. D that this is true.

 

Not really sure what more Mr. D could have done here to check the legality of his script. He literally asked two more times if it was fine, where Aqua confirmed both times that it was safe.

 

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If I sell a gun that "could be used for target practice," but I sell it to a bank robber and then join him in the robbery to grab a handful of cash myself, I am not "abetting under duress." I am an accomplice and an active participant.

 

Mr. Disaster used the bot and got a Perma-Fed.
Aquagloop built the bot, sold the bot, ignored warnings, and ACTIVELY USED the bot (But he was "under duress" and wanted no part with the bot anymore right? right?), but gets 30 days because he sells out Mr. Disaster after misleading him. 

Is winning 2b on poker a scam? · · 146 likes

Threatening to bounty me forever unless i give the money back is poor etiquette but ok

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Hi, I'm back.

 

I was bored so thought I'd take one or two requests (maybe more)

This is my old thread: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#p=threads&f=23&t=16519370&b=0&a=0

 

Some examples (More on old thread ^)

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Yes I use AI, cry about it

Still, people were lining up to pay for it, I'll do it for free for this one though.

 

Mail me your request and ill respond if I want to work on yours, or I'll put you in queue.

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