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Finished... Thanks for playing (please grave) · · 44 likes

How the game works...

We count in 1's. Each time we get to a square number, the person must write that number and identify it as being a square. Each time a person correctly identifies a square number they win a prize. If maths is not your thing, a square number is when a number is multiplied by itself.

e.g 1x1 = 1 (1 is a square number)
2x2 = 4 ( 4 is a square number)
3x3 = 9 (9 is a square number)

Double posting is not allowed. Prizes will vary between Cash, Xanax and other items I deem worthy. This game will run to 2500, whoever is lucky enough to write 2500 will win a happy jump pack ( 5 eDVD's, 5 Xanax, 1 ecstasy pill). Alternatively, you could choose a donator pack.

Due to Fleri and LordOf Pears working together in an attempt to claim all prizes for themselves, they are now disqualified from claiming any more prizes. Also there is now a 2 post per page limit to stop this from happening again. (Sheez!)

Prizes so far...

2x2 = 4 - You sent a can of Goose Juice to mad_ninja
3x3 = 9 - You sent some Xanax to XGCaesar
4x4 = 16 - You sent a Box of Grenades to LordOfPears
5x5 = 25 - You sent a Box of Medical Supplies to ShadowCross
6x6 = 36 - You sent some Epinephrine to MootjeNL
7x7 = 49 - You sent a Small Suitcase to fleri
8x8 = 64 - You sent a Can of Damp Valley to fleri.
You sent a Can of Damp Valley to Pils

Edited posts claiming to be the winning number will not count from this point on!...

9x9 = 81 - You sent 20x Nessie Plushie to LordOfPears
10x10 = 100 - You sent a Lottery Voucher to fleri.
11x11 = 121 - You sent 20x Ceibo Flower to LordOfPears.
12x12 = 144 - You sent $1,000,000 to fleri
13x13 = 169 - You sent an Erotic DVD to MootjeNL
14x14 = 196 - You sent 2x Xanax to EastLondongang
15x15 = 25 - You sent a Six Pack of Alcohol to ShadowCross
16x16 = 256 - You sent 2x Xanax to BeaconMC
17x17 = 289 - You sent a Can of Munster to alchimest
18x18 = 324 - You sent a Can of Rockstar Rudolph to xHotBodyx
19x19 = 361 - You sent a pair of Combat Gloves to XGCaesar
20x20 = 400 - You sent a Gift Card to ShadowCross
21x21 = 441 - You sent a Can of Red Cow to wuhuu (awarded by default due to rules not being followed)
22x22 = 484 - You sent 1000x bottles of beer to ShadowCross
23x23 = 529 - You sent a Gift Card to ShadowCross.
24x24 = 576 - You sent 20x Flash Grenade to LyleDylan
25x25 = 625 - You sent a Small Explosive Device to georgyel
26*26 = 676 - You sent 3x Xanax to Crappygoon
27x27 = 729 - You sent a Can of X-MASS to chi_x
28x28 = 784 - You sent a Horse's Head to XGCaesar
29x29 = 841 - You sent a pair of combat trousers to Hope-
30x30 = 900 - You sent a Small Explosive Device to CaptainRumbun.
31x31 = 961 - You sent a Box of Grenades to xHotBodyx.
32x32 = 1024 - You sent a Can of Munster to Hope-
33x33 = 1089 - You sent 2x Box of Medical Supplies to Mad_Ninja.
34x34 = 1156 - You sent a Six Pack of Alcohol to RubyW32.
35x35 = 1225 - You sent a Drug Pack to LordVc.
36x36 = 1296 - You sent a Gift Card to XGCaesar
37x37 = 1369 - You sent a Drug Pack to Aime
38x38 = 1444 - You have given your Villa to TheWhiteBunny!
39x39 = 1521 - You sent a Drug Pack to Thegoat514.
40x40 = 1600 - You sent a Can of X-MASS to XGCaesar.
41x41 = 1681 - You sent 100x Blood Bag : O- to RickonJaherys.
42x42 = 1764 - You sent a Can of Rockstar Rudolph to Crappygoon
42x42 = 1764 - You sent a Can of Rockstar Rudolph to illumino.

* Last winners posted at exactly the same time... Congrats *

43x43 = 1849 - You sent a Drug Pack to XGCaesar
44x44 = 1936 - You sent 50x Blood Bag O+ to Goodlebak
45x45 = 2025 - You sent 3x Erotic DVD to JackTheWolf
46x46 = 2116 - You sent 2x Neumune Tablet to BlackAdam
47x47 = 2209 - You sent a Thong to XGCaesar
48x48 = 2304 - You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to XGCaesar
49x49 = 2401 - You sent 20x Xanax to MOHAMED-RED
50x50 = 2500 - You sent 1x Donator Pack to MOHAMED-RED

Spooky Lucky Dip · · 339 likes

You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 72h 30m and losing 10 energy, 47 nerve and 4,871 happiness

Kobie's Trading · · 35 likes

Buying all your consumables and most other items. I'm offering great prices for your gear. Start a trade if you have any of the following to sell...
  • Plushies
  • Flowers
  • Alcohol
  • Candy
  • Energy Cans
  • Medical Supplies
  • Lawyers Business Cards
  • Business Class Tickets
  • eDVD's
  • Feathery Hotel Coupon
  • Plus much more
    • All trades are guaranteed to be mug free. Check out my Latest Prices here. This is an auto - updating spreadsheet, which will always give you the best deals based on current market values. 

    Private Island Raffle! · · 8 likes

    Lol. It's not a scam... That is generally how raffles work. He's making a profit, but so what? You have a 1 in 100 chance of winning a PI for $6m. Those are pretty good odds... Better than your chance of winning one on the casino wheels, that's for certain.

    Over 1 billion in prizes...(Very Hard) · · 2 likes

    Something about Nanna the moon god? Out of time... Where does it go? When the moon disappears at day time? Something like that... That's my best guess. 

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    Over 1 billion in prizes...(Very Hard) ·

    Okay... One more guess... My brain has been frying most of the afternoon. Nanna the moon god = Lunar or Luna... Oh dear, I appear to be out of time, where does time even go? Possible letter extraction from the sentence? Dear = D. . . "time even" . . . taking the 2nd and 4th letters or the even letters gives I and E. And "go" to finish? Luna Diego. . . Or. . . 

     

    Diego Luna. . . That's my answer.  A footballer or another guy with the same name , an actor?

     

    I'm right. . . . Tell me I'm right dammit. . . I got to know. 

     

    Over 1 billion in prizes...(Very Hard) · · 1 like

    So the symbols reference Nanna... A shortening for grandmother (at least where I come from). The last bit references time... Is it as simple as a grandmother clock? Or possibly grandfather clock? 

    Over 1 billion in prizes...(Very Hard) · · 2 likes

    Something about Nanna the moon god? Out of time... Where does it go? When the moon disappears at day time? Something like that... That's my best guess. 

    DA vs ODB · · 5 likes

    That really was a battle of attrition. One hell of a long war that could have gone either way. It genuinely was a lot of fun but man... Am I glad it's finally over. Amazing activity levels from all of ODB (as we pretty much expected). You really kept us on our toes throughout this entire war, threatening to force us to turtle at any point we were in control. And like fighting against a tidal wave when we were trying to take control back. But congrats to all of my fellow
    DA members also. Our activity levels are generally quite low (mine included) but It was great to see everyone turn up for this one. It was long overdue off the back of a few shaky performances lately. Proud to be a part of this faction and it feels great to show what we are capable of when we pull together.

     

    DA vs ODB · · 1 like

    Actually... More like this...

    DA vs ODB · · 9 likes

    Something like this it seems...

     

    DA vs ODB · · 1 like

    I'll take that bet

    Fedded Misson target ·

    The mission was "Withdrawal" and as mentioned, the target has changed now that I've gone back into the missions page. Thanks. 

    Fedded Misson target ·

    I just took a mission and the target was Phatboyy [1981152] . They have been permanently fedded so I'm unable to carry out the mission.

    [B/S] Phenix Co. Losses Escapes Stalemates Bounties Happy Jumps · · 1 like

    500 losses paid for to help bump my finishing hits for the merit. Phenix Co smashed them out in no time. Quick, easy, fairly priced and hassle free. I will definitely be using the service again in the near future... Highly recommended.

    Weapons Mastery · · 2 likes

    I was about to upgrade my rifle weapons mastery and only just noticed the wording of the description...

     

    "Are you sure you want to spend 10 merits on your Rifle Mastery upgrade? This upgrade will improve your proficiency with these weapons, increasing damage by 1% and accuracy by +0.2. Rifle weapons include: AK-47, Enfield SA-80, and ArmaLite M-15A4".

     

    My question is do these upgrades apply exclusively to the mentioned weapons or are they just used as an example of what falls into the rifle category? The same logic applies for all the other weapon merit upgrades as well by the way. 

    June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! ·

    Count me in. 

    The Summoning · · 1 like

    Yeah, you've got to equip them. Check your items again. 

    Spooky Lucky Dip · · 339 likes

    You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 72h 30m and losing 10 energy, 47 nerve and 4,871 happiness

    [RW] ODB vs DA · · 4 likes

    What an awesome war! You guys smashed it and had us worried a few times. Great activity levels and tactics employed meant it was closer at times than was comfortable. I look forward to the rematch. 

    [RW] ODB vs DA · · 3 likes

    Should be a good war... I'll take that bet. 

    TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

    Sign me up please. 

    Flight delay ·

    Hmmm, Okay... I stand corrected. Thanks for clarifying.

    Flight delay ·

    He was flying back from Mexico by 00:04. That's just 45 mins after I delayed him for 1:50 mins. How could that be said to have worked?

    Edit: I caught him in the way out to Mexico not on his return

    Flight delay ·

    I was asked to delay a players flight... I did so and received the following message.

    23:20:45 - 14/03/24 You used 50 / 423 job points on Watchlist increasing D4RKTHI3F's flight time by 1h 50m.

    45 minutes later, the player that made the flight delay request accused me of lying about doing the flight delay as the targeted player was already returning from abroad.

    As you can see from my event, that shouldn't have been possible as he s meant to be delayed by 1hr 50m.

    Is it possible to check the logs to see what has happened here. Or is there another explanation?



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