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So, I received a mission (via message from anonymous) to attack a player. However the player it is asking me to attack (Kyllei) is a new player still (had this mission for three days). How am I supposed to actually complete this?
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Torns last xmas.
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all throughout torn,
No a creature dare run, not even an ass,
For chaos reigned until dawn,
Santa flew by, upon his sleigh,
Carried by the eight famous reindeer,
Shouting "move, get out my way!"
For he knew that danger was near.
One little man, grumpy and old,
Sat by his fire, caressing his gun,
Eyes burning hot, his heart too cold,
Awaiting santas midnight run,
A jingle in the distance, could it be?
The man started, then arose,
To the window he wobbled, high on lsd,
On his roof, a murder of crows.
On the roof he landed, cold and alone,
Down the chimney he slid, wishing for bed,
Landing he glanced, the man old as bone,
Until with a bang, he was filled with lead.
This is the tale, of torns last Christmas,
The final time joy would be kept,
In this town of no class,
And infinite debt.
What is Santa's favourite meat?
Veal.
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2018-09-14 - 10:43:49 PM
Hello Kyru,
Just the other day someone rang my doorbell, but when I opened it no one was there. However, there was a fire on my front porch!!! I quickly stomped it out, but then my new loafers became covered in dog poop! I was furious. I had my guards survey my private island, and they saw Kyllei driving off in power boat laughing maniacally.
I need you to take care of her, but do it quietly. Perhaps with a kitchen knife. Send it to the city dump when you are done, and message me back. You will be rewarded handsomely.
Best,
A
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2018-09-14 - 10:43:49 PM
Hello Kyru,
Just the other day someone rang my doorbell, but when I opened it no one was there. However, there was a fire on my front porch!!! I quickly stomped it out, but then my new loafers became covered in dog poop! I was furious. I had my guards survey my private island, and they saw Kyllei driving off in power boat laughing maniacally.
I need you to take care of her, but do it quietly. Perhaps with a kitchen knife. Send it to the city dump when you are done, and message me back. You will be rewarded handsomely.
Best,
A
This was the message from Anonymous (
So, I received a mission (via message from anonymous) to attack a player. However the player it is asking me to attack (Kyllei) is a new player still (had this mission for three days). How am I supposed to actually complete this?