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I'm not swapping to 2.0 until they force me · · 216 likes

ok bro. step away from the keyboard.

Go outside. touch some grass.

Breathe

Umami's little shop of delights [BAZAAR] · · 17 likes

RED - S TIER RIFLE

43% Specialist / 33% Penetrate - 12B

Absolute S Tier Rifle. This unit has 103.16 base damage with the specialist perk and then will tear your opponents armor to shreds with the additional 33% Penetrate. Paired with PI rounds you will slice through their armor like butter. 

 

Extended mags and Maths edu will bring your ROF down to 2-4 ensuring this weapon is as usable as it is good looking. 

 

 

 

Fury/Plunder Macana - 8B

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No explanation needed.

 

 

. it ended no need for barbaric acts · · 69 likes

I think you should be banned because lions are not nuclear and it is frankly offensive to suggest that they are.

10* candle recruiting · · 5 likes

Following Halloween I have a few spots free

 

send me a message if you're looking for a spot.

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 14 likes

Terrible logic. 

 

The buyer would still have that asset at the end of your imagined mugs. 

 

If they never sold it or it became account bound, maybe your logic works.

 

Edit: Satan disliked your post

 

Lol

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Any Kiwis Play Torn? ·

yes. Many of us.

hovering over the rainbow flag is crazy · · 7 likes

Nothing offensive about the rainbow. But I'd be triggered at the red white and blue ngl.

FULL E/N ARE NOW BLUE · · 1 like

Cringe change

So are we just gonna ignore the headline? · · 1 like

Circus

Feeling like a black sheep with my family and friends because of Torn · · 3 likes

While this is clearly a parody. Anyone who takes the time to write up such drivel clearly has mental deficiencies, I for one and proud of your loved ones for standing by you for all this time. 

 

Be strong.

Ched & Team - Can we please talk about the Item Market? · · 2 likes

I dont have anything to add (nor have I read this whole post.) but the market changes have largely led me to 90% quit the game.

Devs, Are You Watching? Here's What Players Want: ·

The game needs a lot to reclaim my interest

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Found

Fedded Archives · · 13 likes

I'm very aware of this. However it is a deciding factor in my continued participation and personal investment in the game. 

 

Plain and simple I am able to voice my opinions in the forums just like everyone else. And unlike many, I'm not attacking staff directly. I think the majority agreee - f**k cheaters. Thats all.

Fedded Archives · · 51 likes

Just to add yet another voice to the rabble. 

 

The handling of this situation. The inconsistency, seemingly excessive leniency, and frankly - lack of other feddings in what is absolutely a widespread issue has really hit my confidence in the integrity of the systems in place to ensure there's a level playing field for the citizens of Torn. 

 

I am not alone. 

 

 

Fedded Archives · · 4 likes

Pathetic approach to punishments. 

 

For shame

[HIRING] 7* PSF ·

Hiring

Attacking fallen members and some background ·

Ok

Glad to be back! Thanks for all the kind messages. ·

I always liked how much money you donated to the church. A real member of the community.

Fedded Archives · · 9 likes

All I'm seeing is admins not going far enough to clean up the streets.

 

Watching.

Waiting.

Kelfi: Rest In Peace ·

Rest in peace. Sorry for your loss

Goodbye Torn · · 25 likes

Can I have your stuff?

Warcrypt: Rest in Peace · · 5 likes

This one sucks. RIP my buddy. 

 

Thanks for all the chats Warcrypt, you always had a good perspective on things.

 

You were a great faction mate and I appreciate having known you.

Will Dirty Bombs stop inflation?! Or start a war? · · 6 likes

Careful, he'll try trade items at over inflated prices in lieu of cash like he normally does. Worst trader out 

Will Dirty Bombs stop inflation?! Or start a war? · · 3 likes

Is this thread now about drop bears dropping bombs?