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10* AN no longer hiring! · · 3 likes

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10* AN hiring, free daily trains with no EDVD tax!
We at Rabbit Style, are looking to hire one more for our Adult Novelty Shop.

Apply here!

We are looking for around 35k+ Endurance, but more importantly, PLEASE BE ACTIVE!

You can trade the points in for an EDVD approximately once every 2 days, selling them for around 3.8 million each.. which works out to an average of 1.8 million per day with no Erotic DVD tax!

There normally tends to not be a lot of turn around, however one of my peeps has passive benefits to earn!

There will also be free daily rotated training. I do not sell trains under any condition, so every employee will get their fair share of trains without having to worry about me putting my profit over your progression.

Message me for details or just find Rabbit Style and apply!




StarsNameCost (Job Points)Effect
1Blackmail1Money
3Voyeur20Erotic DVD
5Party Supplies500Pack of Trojans
7BondagePassive25% enemy speed reduction
10IndecentPassive100% bonus to Erotic DVDs

10* AN, 2.1M per/day w/points, free train & no tax · · 2 likes

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We at Rabbit Style, are looking to hire one more for our Adult Novelty Shop.

We need high int, and you get no pay.. But it may still be the easiest/best job you will find!

We are looking for around 75k+ Intellect, but more importantly, PLEASE BE ACTIVE! 

You can trade the points in for an EDVD approximately once every 2 days, selling them for around 4.2 million each.. which works out to an average of 2.1 million per day with no Erotic DVD tax!

There normally tends to not be a lot of turn around, however its been a weird couple months. Most of my peeps have been with me 10 months or more. Some for years now!

There will also be free daily rotated training. I do not sell trains under any condition, so every employee will get their fair share of trains without having to worry about me putting my profit over your progression. 

Message me for details or just find Rabbit Style and apply!



Stars Name Cost (Job Points) Effect
1 Blackmail 1 Money
3 Voyeur 20 Erotic DVD
5 Party Supplies 500 Pack of Trojans
7 Bondage Passive 25% enemy speed reduction
10 Indecent Passive 100% bonus to Erotic DVDs

Free Villa for one lucky noob! · · 3 likes

I won a free villa in the casino and I have decided to give it away. Its a standard villa with no addons. All you have to do is be an account that is between 0 and 100 days old, not have a villa or better already and be the first to respond to this post!

(Additional info: Someone else donated another villa to me to give out, so now its the first two. Also I have changed it so anyone with up to 100 days on their account can get one!)

Full up! · · 1 like



10* AN shop looking for one more! No edvd tax!

 

We at Rabbit Style, are looking to hire one more for our Adult Novelty Shop.

We are hoping for around 35k+ Endurance, but more importantly, PLEASE BE ACTIVE! 

You can trade the points in for an EDVD approximately once every 2 days, selling them for around 4.2 million each.. which works out to an average of 2.1 million per day with no Erotic DVD tax!

There normally tends to not be a lot of turn around, but one of ours is looking to move on. 

There will also be free daily rotated training. I do not sell trains under any condition, so every employee will get their fair share of trains without having to worry about me putting my profit over your progression. 

 

We also give out bonuses for goals met. For each new 100k topped, we tend to give out additional EDVDs or sometimes even FHC (which is the planned reward when we hit a 3 million sales day!).

Message me for details or just find Rabbit Style and apply!



Stars Name Cost (Job Points) Effect
1 Blackmail 1 Money
3 Voyeur 20 Erotic DVD
5 Party Supplies 500 Pack of Trojans
7 Bondage Passive 25% enemy speed reduction
10 Indecent Passive 100% bonus to Erotic DVDs

10* AN no longer hiring! · · 1 like

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10* AN shop looking for one more! No edvd tax!

 

We at Rabbit Style, are looking to hire one more for our Adult Novelty Shop.

We are hoping for around 35k+ Endurance, but more importantly, PLEASE BE ACTIVE! 

You can trade the points in for an EDVD approximately once every 2 days, selling them for around 4.2 million each.. which works out to an average of 2.1 million per day with no Erotic DVD tax!

There normally tends to not be a lot of turn around, but one of ours is looking to move on. 

There will also be free daily rotated training. I do not sell trains under any condition, so every employee will get their fair share of trains without having to worry about me putting my profit over your progression. 

 

We also give out bonuses for goals met. For each new 100k topped, we tend to give out additional EDVDs or sometimes even FHC (which is the planned reward when we hit a 3 million sales day!).

Message me for details or just find Rabbit Style and apply!



Stars Name Cost (Job Points) Effect
1 Blackmail 1 Money
3 Voyeur 20 Erotic DVD
5 Party Supplies 500 Pack of Trojans
7 Bondage Passive 25% enemy speed reduction
10 Indecent Passive 100% bonus to Erotic DVDs

Serious question about Adult Novelty monetization ·

I've been running a 10 star AN for a couple years now, and I have been doing it clean. No EDVD tax, everyone gets trains. I try and keep everyone happy. As such, before my own EDVD's and trains, I lose a little bit of money today, typically 100-200k. 
I understand that some AN owners charge an EDVD tax for the trains, and that's cool.. 
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But what I don't get is selling trains.
HOW?!!?
How do you keep a 10 star AN shop while selling trains? I drop to 9 stars anytime my average sales go below 2.2 mill. Which would happen every time if I had someone with 4 digit stats. 
Am I missing something?
I want it noted that I don't plan to sell trains, I am just genuinely curious.

10* AN, 2M per/day w/points, free train & no tax ·

Looking for one more!

10* AN, 2M per/day w/points, free train & no tax ·

So again, free trains, no edvd tax and bonuses!

10* AN, 2M per/day w/points, free train & no tax ·

Still looking!

10* AN, 2M per/day w/points, free train & no tax ·

C'mon down! Applications are now open!

10* AN, 2M per/day w/points, free train & no tax ·

 

We at Rabbit Style, are looking to hire one more for our Adult Novelty Shop.

We are looking for around 35k+ Endurance, but more importantly, PLEASE BE ACTIVE! 

You can trade the points in for an EDVD approximately once every 2 days, selling them for around 4.1 million each.. which works out to an average of 2.05 million per day with no Erotic DVD tax!

There normally tends to not be a lot of turn around, but one of ours is looking to move on. 

There will also be free daily rotated training. I do not sell trains under any condition, so every employee will get their fair share of trains without having to worry about me putting my profit over your progression. 

 

We also give out bonuses for goals met. For each new 100k topped, we tend to give out additional EDVDs or sometimes even FHC (which is the planned reward when we hit a 3 million sales day!).

Message me for details or just find Rabbit Style and apply!



Stars Name Cost (Job Points) Effect
1 Blackmail 1 Money
3 Voyeur 20 Erotic DVD
5 Party Supplies 500 Pack of Trojans
7 Bondage Passive 25% enemy speed reduction
10 Indecent Passive 100% bonus to Erotic DVDs

We are full up, thank you! ·

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Still looking for one more!

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Check us out!

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I like money - Frito

We are full up, thank you! ·

Come on down! We are looking for sexperts, but we can do salespeople as well!

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10* AN, 2.1M per/day w/points, free train & no tax

We at Rabbit Style, are looking to hire one more for our Adult Novelty Shop.

We are looking for around 40k+Endurance, but more importantly, PLEASE BE ACTIVE! 

You can trade the points in for an EDVD approximately once every 2 days, selling them for around 4.4 million each.. which works out to an average of 2.1 million per day with no Erotic DVD tax!

There normally tends to not be a lot of turn around, but one of ours is looing to move on. 

There will also be free daily rotated training. I do not sell trains under any condition, so every employee will get their fair share of trains without having to worry about me putting my profit over your progression. 

Message me for details or just find Rabbit Style and apply!



Stars Name Cost (Job Points) Effect
1 Blackmail 1 Money
3 Voyeur 20 Erotic DVD
5 Party Supplies 500 Pack of Trojans
7 Bondage Passive 25% enemy speed reduction
10 Indecent Passive 100% bonus to Erotic DVDs

Under age gambling is illegal.... ·

Steejo [3014487]

Your source, the Gambling Act of 2005, defines what gambling is. Note the "AND"'s (as opposed to or's).
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In this Act “gambling” means—

(a)gaming (within the meaning of section 6),

(b)betting (within the meaning of section 9), AND

(c)participating in a lottery (within the meaning of section 14 and subject to section 15).

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We can look at that first one.. gaming. Is this considered "gaming" as defined by this act? No, it doesn't, because they define gaming as: 
(1) In this Act “gaming” means playing a game of chance for a prize.
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Then it goes on to define those terms. You are correct that "gaming" and games of chance are the same (duh), so it fulfils that first part, but there is not, by their legal definition, a prize. Because they define what a prize is:

(5) In this Act “prize” in relation to gaming (except in the context of a gaming machine)—

(a) means money or money's worth, AND

(b) includes both a prize provided by a person organising gaming and winnings of money staked.
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You aren't winning money or something worth money. And If you win, you aren't getting a prize in addition to your money back. 
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So its not a prize as defined by this act, which means it isn't gaming as defined by this act, so it does not fit into the definition of the gambling as defined in this act, therefore the age rule it speaks of does not apply. Therefore this source cannot be quoted in relation to gambling in Torn.

10* AN, 2.1M per/day w/points, free train & no tax ·

Wow, its a crazy day today!