HumperDink

[2193808] Level 100 Legendary Nudist Traveling

39th Street Killers X 39X ManslaughtererSalesperson at Silk Dreams (Not Hiring)Married to Stonerbunnytv

Observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old · Torn public profile

HumperDink is a level 100 player in 39th Street Killers X who signed up on 20 Nov 2018. Their standout stat is Unarmored fights won: #124, top 0.015% of ranked players.

#124 for unarmored fights won top 0.015% of ranked players
#954 for attacks won top 0.087% of ranked players
Signed up 20 Nov 2018 (7 years ago)
167 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,835; #763,578 tied with 416 others top 31%
Awards: 530; #4,500 tied with 97 others top 0.39%; +3 since Jan
Networth: $2,445,731,299; #55,159 top 2.4%; −592,217,279 since Jan
Xanax taken: 6,410; #2,237 tied with 1 other top 0.85%; +525 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,779; #5,261 tied with 2 others top 4.2%; +13 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,406; #3,232 tied with 7 others top 1.3%; +194 since Jan
Attacks won: 26,295; #954 top 0.087%; +2,230 since Jan
Defends won: 264; #29,443 tied with 109 others top 4.4%; +24 since Jan
Revives given: 224; #11,513 tied with 30 others top 15%; +53 since Jan
People busted: 935; #10,949 tied with 4 others top 6.5%; +225 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 145,157; #2,419 top 0.52%; +14,429 since Jan
Races won: 996; #3,632 tied with 11 others top 2.7%; +40 since Jan
Times traveled: 9,570; #351 top 0.16%; +796 since Jan
Time played (days): 164.5; #4,654 top 0.33%; +8.1 since Jan

What stands out 6

#124

Combat

Unarmored fights won

6,021 top 0.015%

#954

Combat

Attacks won

26,295 top 0.087%

#123

Hospital

Medical items used

53,873 top 0.025%

#310

Missions

Mission credits earned

124,896 top 0.029%

#67

Travel

Time spent traveling

1,644 top 0.036%

#10

Travel

Trips to UAE

4,374 top 0.0078%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 3

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#603tied with 1 other

Combat

Attacks lost

tied with 1 other

3,292 top 0.087%

#1,581

Combat

Attack hits

100,503 top 0.097%

#69tied with 1 other

Activity

Token refills

tied with 1 other

1,341 top 0.14%

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+3	527	530
Networth	−592,217,279	$3,037,948,578	$2,445,731,299
Xanax taken	+525	5,885	6,410
Energy drinks used	+13	1,766	1,779
Energy refills	+194	2,212	2,406
Attacks won	+2,230	24,065	26,295
Defends won	+24	240	264
Revives given	+53	171	224
People busted	+225	710	935
Criminal offenses	+14,429	130,728	145,157
Races won	+40	956	996
Times traveled	+796	8,774	9,570
Time played (days)	+8.1	156.3	164.5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 26 Aug 2026 · about 4 weeks old

Xanax taken: 6,410; #2,237 tied with 1 other top 0.85%
Energy refills: 2,406; #3,232 tied with 7 others top 1.3%
Energy drinks used: 1,779; #5,261 tied with 2 others top 4.2%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,649 tied with 7,798 others top 100%
Boosters used: 740; #2,888 tied with 6 others top 2.1%
Elo rating: 2,713; #2,143 tied with 16 others top 0.11%
Best damage: 9,908; #8,646 tied with 3 others top 0.6%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 26 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 222 · archived: 167 · threads started (archived): 23

Threads started 5 most recent

New Faction- Highwind Faction Recruitment · 26 May 2025 · 0 replies
Selling a productivity boost 30 mil Company Discussion · 17 Apr 2023 · 1 reply
Company boost. Company Discussion · 6 Mar 2023 · 0 replies
Selling Current 8* pub Company Discussion · 24 Sep 2022 · 4 replies
HumperDink's Chug House 8* pub HIRING Company Recruitment · 22 Aug 2022 · 8 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Spouse changed between 22 Jan and 26 Aug
Company Mistletoe → Silk Dreams (Not Hiring) between 22 Jan and 26 Aug
Joined 39th Street Killers X [39X] (from Highwind) between 22 Jan and 26 Aug
Left Highwind (moved to 39th Street Killers X [39X]) between 22 Jan and 26 Aug

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