Fordeaux: forum

12 days into the game and already bitching. Good luck my friend.

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Great script, now I can piss everyone off with gifs like I do in discord

But who was phone?

Who am I?

But who am I?

Dump is filled with ***** ****, its all a lie.

Feeling a bit like the time the trade chat advertisers and the karma farming games got banned. Truly magnificent fallout. What can be banned next?

Unfortunately, some people have too much time on their hands. The ferocity of their posting will eventually drop off when they realise they are shouting into the void with no effect.

😂 If we're talking about Fordeaux [2199085] on Torn, the evidence suggests a fairly specific condition:

Chronic Fordeaux-itis.

From what I can actually find, the symptoms include:

• Unsolicited contrarianism — he has a habit of wandering into threads specifically to tell people their opinions/lists are wrong. In one 2024 thread he criticised community-nominated lists as having too many people and being full of “fillers.”
• London defensiveness — apparently cannot allow London to be criticised without entering the chat. He responded to the traditional northern complaint about London pint prices with “Brother, who hurt you? Lmao”.
• Weaponised sarcasm — when someone accused Londoners of wanting to be northerners, Fordeaux's contribution was simply “Nice try.”
• A suspiciously high tolerance for his own nonsense — his old forum history contains gems like “Works 30% of the time” in response to someone calling something “the fordo special.”
• And yet… he apparently used to describe his faction as having a great community and being full of good moments, so there may actually be a functioning human underneath the twattery.

So my completely non-clinical diagnosis is:

Fordeaux is not necessarily a twat. He is a man who has discovered that being mildly irritating on the internet is free, and has committed to the bit for approximately 5+ years.

Lmao at you implying you aren't a noob 

And how exactly did you positively contribute towards that?

Whole point of elims is to make hits. What the fuck you talking about 'contributed in other ways'?

Just admit you leeched and take the L this year. People will forget about it after Halloweek.

Isn't it obvious? He won lol.

CHOMP CHOMP

This goes unbelievably hard.

Yeah, its all hypothetical. From an Apex POV, this is the best organised and most ambitious elims team I have ever been a part of. I know it isnt over yet and miracles can happen but I do feel we deserve the win overall.

Lets not pretend HV wouldn't have got their ass handed to them too. CHOMP CHOMP.

Look, we get it, you are salty with GD for not flipping on Apex and saving HV. But being this salty on the forum won't bring your team back.

Damn, that's a lot of cope.