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TornCon - Coming soon! · · 326 likes

If I wanted to see a fatass virgin I’d just look in the mirror, weirdo

Christmas gifts · · 31 likes

I'll give an xmas gift to anyone who's xmas got canceled because of corona, and is under 18

Swear am not paedo

Include your age in the post

I'm 15... yah


You sent an Erotic DVD to Blackbox132 with the message: Marry Christmas and happy belated birthday!
You sent an Erotic DVD to Squishy with the message: Marry Christmas! 19 but still a kid in my books!
You sent an Erotic DVD to Biggest_Rico with the message: f**king scammed me, still luv u tho
You sent a Can of Taurine Elite to MJH with the message: for the kid with a kid
You sent an Erotic DVD to AsphodelGray with the message: Hope you get to see your family soon!!
You sent an Erotic DVD to HotAngel with the message: I think you're under 18 XD enjoyyyyyyyyyyy

It was at this point Max, an english speaker for at least 10 christmases, realized it's merry christmas, not marry christmas...

You sent 43x Camel Plushie to Missy_Moo with the message: Everyone likes plushies right? MERRY CHRISTMAS
You sent 10x Xanax to Quintessence with the message: 2 da best forum broski murrrry Chrysler
You sent $8,000,000 to KingLion with the message: I think you're about the age where you'd prefer cash



You were sent a Crop Top from Quintessence with the message: Stole this from my hot cousin. Mary chrysler :)

I later clarified for him, that it's his STEP COUSIN, FBI needn't get involved


You sent $8,888,888 to h3110 with the message: you're probably chinese, so here my padawan!


You sent $6,942,000 to Wory with the message: I'm running out of money :(


You sent 4x Xanax to Curlyhurley with the message: not all in one go, ok? Merry christmas!

At this point SantaMax realized he doesn't have that much money, BUT ALL THE GIFTS WILL BE GIVEN OUT REST ASSURED

You sent $6,942,000 to DedeSilver with the message: I DONT EVEN KNOW IF YOU CELEBRATE XMAS BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS BROSKI

You sent 3x Xanax to Vikipedia with the message: oldies celebrate christmas too



You sent some Xanax to Link- with the message: thanks for 100m, have this one... SINGLE xanax
You sent a Christmas Sweater '15 to MunnaTripathi with the message: i let u borrow


Nydoxx disliked your post

Thanks bro


You were sent 2x Xanax from Memorath
You sent 4x Xanax to mia3 with the message: where's my darn vc? MERRRRRR YCHRYSTLER
You sent a Can of Goose Juice to brooksey84 with the message: merrrrrry christmas
You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Metapod with the message: Ty for being urself wierdo

You were sent 2x Erotic DVD from Metapod
Thanks babe!

You sent an Erotic DVD to VladBull with the message: MERRY CHRYSTLER BITCH
You sent an Erotic DVD to VNG with the message: f**k yeah it counts that you were 15 10 years ago, merry christmas

I Was Scammed by a Reporter/HoF Leader · · 373 likes

Hello Torn.com my name is Max and I have been scammed by someone I trusted as my friend. This was a person who I trusted dearly, had made a good and genuine connection with, and who was a fantastic player in his own right, being a reporter and a leader in DOA. It started with him holding my Logistics company. 

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For context, for the last 2-3 years your boi Maxx has been busy grinding out high school from AP Stats to the SAT, it’s been hellish. During that time h3110 was holding my company, my very first logistics and making good money. We had an agreement where I let him hold my company that I owned and he got a salary or a split (I didn’t really mind either way), win-win.

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I knew, after my literal years of IRL grinding culminating in a college acceptance, I could actively play Torn again. What I didn’t know was that I was in for a rude awakening.

I was beyond polite and had no issues waiting for him to respond, my dear friend, but he never responded. At first I was joking because I thought he was just busy, I still thought of him as a friend.

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He stole my company.

I honest to god didn’t think a former EAGLE SCOUT, CHRISTIAN, HOF FACTION LEADER, AND TORN REPORTER WOULD STEAL MY MONEY AND CALL ME GREEDY.

 

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He accuses me of “only seeing him for money” but he never responded to me or even tried to reach out! Maybe he’d know why I was not on Torn so much if he actually replied to me. But no. He just ignored me and took out an interest free loan which he never intended on paying back and blamed me asking a few times what was going on. Maybe he would have learned about my journey through high school and into college and how I turned a Torn grindset into an IRL grindset.

 

I thought of h3110 as a homie, but he’s just another scammin’ ho. H3110 if you’re reading this and disagree with any part of it at all, please explain your side because you sure as hell didn’t respond to me.

 

Given away 10b in 2 days · · 150 likes

Macks versus Braindead - Ascending to staffhood · · 52 likes

TLDR; I have deemed myself a better staff than the current staff, so I did their job for them and now I'll be a staff soon.

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"Did you account share?"

Well, no but also no.

"Were you not fedded for account sharing?"

Sure I was!


And here's the story!

To properly explain what happened, there were three parts!

1. Confusion

When I was fedded, at first, I thought it was a troll. I found out via friends telling me on discord before I logged onto torn. My initial suspicion at first was that it was someone hacking into my account, so I messaged the staffer handling my case.

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It was here, I started to worry about the staff strategy

"Hi why was I fedded"

"Hi"

"Why was I fedded?"

"Account sharing"

"plz clarify"

"That's when you share your account"

And just like that, 5 days are gone with no knowledge about what the f**k happened. Staffers are known for their ability to randomly ban and get justice boners

Thankfully, my staffer was a bit more attentive and he (or she) even vindicated me!

2. Vindication

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To the staffers credit, he did show me chatlogs (thanks I guess).

Here, I was vindicated to perhaps 92% of torn when it was shown there was no evidence.

What was happening was, I was explaining how my stocks were set up, when Bravotitan, a facmate makes a multie jab.
I thought it was... funny enough so I egged him on, as one does, and well, it's abundantly obvious these are jokes.

2.5 Bogie uses words

Further onto our correspondence

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It seems the staffer (probably Bogie) is new to the game, therefore I explained to him, in torn... people joke about multis

My buddy then made a thread asking about why I was fedded and

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Again, he explains that I did nothing wrong, he goes as far as to call torn a "stupid game", I had to agree, but I was more curious as to why I got fed. He then says that I made "claims"



WUT

AreYou12.jpeg

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After I deemed Bogie of being unfit for his job I decided to help him out.
The image I sent is

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"Stretch is my multi"

Now it doesn't take a genius to know "Hey Grats, joking" however, what's to stop anyone from calling grats joke, a "claim"

You can't justify prosecuting against a joke, because you assigned the joke an arbitrary name ... a "claim"

3. Victory

He then accidentally locked the thread after being unable to thank me for my gracious help and abundance of generosity.

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I take this as a "great work macks! you're hired" needless to say, I now scour torn for multi claims and bring them up to Bogie.

This started as a story of a false fedding, but due to my understanding and graciousness, it's very realistic I self lobotomize and join my pen pal who I talked to during my time at the federal prison of torn.

Also food for thought, with this recent event, it's got me thinking... if staff were braindead in my situation and unable to provide any evidence at all, is it possible at all that,

There is no multi hunter. It's just staff pulling 20 names out of a hat every month

This isn't me saying "go make multis" but, just think

And ofc, bogie and co are within their rights to ban whoever for whatever, but please don't think staff are fair, or smart, or just. Just please don't get too invested into a game of which yours could be ended at any time for any reason due to a temperamental wanker half way across the world.

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dede that has a joke i made 3 years ago we're literally friends what the heck

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Oh my god none of the fedded are from MMCP I #didnt expect this

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Just dm me :D

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Bye Yong:) have fun out there

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My #bad if I indirectly contributed to this #oops

 

going forward I will only let friends of Monarch scam me

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Does this mean we’re not on for CS later anymore

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Yippe!

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Thanks!

I Was Scammed by a Reporter/HoF Leader ·

I’m not sure, I feel that the first two don’t take away from the game experience as much as the third one, I don’t know your faction vault balance but I assume you have something in there right?

I Was Scammed by a Reporter/HoF Leader · · 29 likes

Honestly? Kind of 

 

but I feel like there’s a really clear line between trade mugging and people accepting empty trades vs f**king over friends. I even made a guide on how to avoid me getting your money, I feel like that’s the big difference though. You can play torn city fully without having to get trade mugged or accepting an empty trade however, it’s impossible to play this game without trusting others. You will never hear about me f**king over a friend and I’m more than proud about that. Hell, I’ve even met a few people from torn IRL and have forged honestly, life-lasting friendships on here. If you disagree that there’s a difference between what he did and what I did, honestly I don’t blame you, but thanks for hearing me out

I Was Scammed by a Reporter/HoF Leader · · 1 like

I didn’t leave kitten! I will donate to the Dede cause don’t worry