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Sir-noobs-a-lot

[2225666] Level 30 Veteran Intimidator

Director at Explody Bits

Observed 27 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · Torn public profile

Sir-noobs-a-lot is a level 30 player who signed up on 14 Jan 2019. Their standout stat is Networth: #63,611, top 2.7% of ranked players.

#63,611 for networth top 2.7% of ranked players
#73,556 (tied with 32 others) for times hospitalized top 3.6% of ranked players
Signed up 14 Jan 2019 (7 years ago)
8 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 27 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

Level: 30; #94,962 tied with 6,611 others top 4%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,781; #794,713 tied with 440 others top 32%
Awards: 143; #93,532 tied with 641 others top 8.1%; +3 since Jan
Networth: $1,690,233,749; #63,611 top 2.7%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 7; #167,907 tied with 5,355 others top 66%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 114; #58,312 tied with 248 others top 24%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 278; #142,014 tied with 262 others top 13%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 259; #30,016 tied with 120 others top 4.4%; +67 since Jan
Revives given: 5; #50,025 tied with 2,834 others top 68%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 4,095; #82,707 tied with 12 others top 18%; 0 since Jan
Races won: 21; #77,821 tied with 2,110 others top 59%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 6; #173,493 tied with 3,462 others top 81%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 3.1; #151,318 top 11%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#63,611

Economy

Networth

$1,690,233,749 top 2.7%

#73,556tied with 32 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 32 others

1,790 top 3.6%

#74,504tied with 31 others

Combat

Best damage

tied with 31 others

2,077 top 5.2%

#28,980tied with 7 others

Economy

Job points used

tied with 7 others

12,920 top 4.2%

#30,016tied with 120 others

Combat

Defends won

tied with 120 others

259 top 4.4%

#93,532tied with 641 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 641 others

143 top 8.1%

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · 2 days ago · All rankings ›

Since January 2 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+3	140	143
Defends won	+67	192	259

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 27 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old

Xanax taken: 7; #167,907 tied with 5,355 others top 66%
Energy refills: 114; #58,312 tied with 248 others top 24%
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 5; #90,139 tied with 6,627 others top 68%
Elo rating: 1,280; #66,549 tied with 133 others top 3.5%
Best damage: 2,077; #74,504 tied with 31 others top 5.2%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 23 Jan 2026 and 27 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 8 · archived: 8 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

New Gun Shop Hiring - No Stat Reqs! Company Recruitment · 5 Jun 2025 · 8 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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