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Crytzch [2226895] Level 84

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Newbie bounty restrictions · · 132 likes

So a large number of multi/throwaway accounts have been fedded recently and they seem to have been created specifically for the purpose of throwing bounties. To cut down on this spam, maybe there can be a bounty restriction that matches the newbie protection timeframe? Maybe a restriction to level 5 or 10, or an age restriction of a week or so? Just a thought.

Obvious fake torn profiles for Mrs Torn. · · 67 likes

I voted her a 10 because I believe in building people up, not tearing them down. I voted all the guys a 1 because character is forged through fire.

(B) & (S) PI's... CLOSED · · 8 likes

The only time he's ever screwed me over is when he promised to upgrade my property by sending his girlfriend over. Joke's on me, he doesn't have one.

Otherwise, he's a great trader and property upgrader and I'd use him again.

BUYING bounty slots · · 11 likes

I mean, I'll be happy to post the logs of our chats and the email you sent where you say exactly that. Are you sure you want to beat this drum in this direction? If you are, I'm happy to march to it.

Ched is a Mormon. Proof within. · · 23 likes

Further, there is no coffee or tea in the game and what are Mormons notorious for? Not drinking caffeine.

It all comes together.

Recent archived posts

Rifty and the Iron Fist - vigilantes or scammers · · 24 likes

Jesus Christ. I read 28 pages of this shit just to come away with what I already knew: Rifty is f**king scum and likes to beat off to people on voice chat.

Easter Lucky Dip ·

The easter bunny once dressed up like Santa and the world hasn't been the same since

What is your Ornament for item spawn rate? ·

Spawn rate 58%

CHENZOS GIVEAWAY, with a discussion... · · 3 likes

Love you, mate, and so glad to hear the good news.

No gift needed, just give my love to your family and Merry Christmas.

Prize Coupon Exchange rewards ·

19 prizes for 15 coupons:

21:45:52 - 21/12/21 You exchanged 15 coupons and received 1x Can of Rockstar Rudolph, 1x Can of Santa Shooters, 2x Can of X-MASS, 2x Bottle of Mistletoe Madness, 1x Bag of Reindeer Droppings, 1x Can of Damp Valley, 4x Bottle of Christmas Cocktail, 1x Book of Carols, 2x Bottle of Minty Mayhem, 1x Polar Bear Toy, 2x Bag of Candy Kisses, 1x Bottle of Kandy Kane

Christmas Lucky Dip Story ·

anticipate

DAY FOUR - DUKES CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY · · 6 likes

DAY THREE - DUKES CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY · · 1 like

1. Relatives brought kids over and they're loud
2. Kids f**king suck in general #condoms
3. Left my own house and worked in the office.
4. Christmas dinner was gas station hot dogs because
5. Not even the Chinese restaurants were open.

Can't place bounties? ·

I appreciate it! You're 100% right, that seems to be the issue. I went into it with money in my pocket and was able to place the bounties. Many thanks!

Can't place bounties? ·

It is not working, no. I can enter all of the information but the button remains greyed out.

Can't place bounties? ·

So for some reason it looks as though I can't place any bounties. When I click onto the bounty screen it shows I have 10/10 slots filled. However, when I go over to the open bounties I don't see that I have any posted. Just to be certain, I scrolled through all 54 screens looking for my name and didn't run across any.

To the best of my knowledge I haven't been banned from posting any bounties (if that's the case, nobody bothered to tell me).


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Why I Am Playing Torn · · 2 likes

If Torn is what you do to help stabilize your mental health, may I suggest dedicating your time and energy into finding a faction that you really vibe with and maybe keeping away from the forums? Start with a small community and work your way into the Torn-wide community maybe.

How did YOU discover Torn? · · 2 likes

I played a legit text-based RPG called The Two Towers. Stumbled across a FB ad for a text-based crime RPG and, like someone above said, while the ad greatly exaggerated what goes on here, I stuck around.

Monarch Goes West · · 3 likes

Wicked comeback bro.

Monarch Goes West · · 6 likes

You go down on your sister with that mouth?

[Insert Generic Complaint Here] · · 2 likes

Conventional wisdom says that if you can make a woman laugh you can get in her pants.
I pull my pants down and they laugh, then nothing happens.
Am I a victim of misinformation, or have I completely misunderstood this?

Halloween Lucky Dip · · 1 like

I hate when I wipe my ass and my finger goes through the toilet paper.

Last day with a friend · · 10 likes

I've been in online gaming for decades (since the early 90s and text-based MUDs), and one day about five years ago I woke up and logged into one of those games to find out one of my best friends in-game had committed suicide the night before. Never met him in person (I'm in America, he was in Denmark) but we'd interacted on a daily basis for twenty years. Just goes to show you never know what people are struggling with RL and what they hide here. I never thought I'd be so devastated by losing someone who was letters on a screen, you know? We differentiate between in-game and IRL, but those designations don't always apply and it took losing a close friend to realize that.

Elimination getting stale? · · 2 likes

So many others have said it, so I'll just echo:

Why would I want to waste a month's worth of gains in order to get some tokens to unlock a hairdo?

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 2 likes

I salute you for your remarkable restraint.