suckmytrombone

[2233481] Level 92 Supreme Intimidator

EMU HQ EMU Emu Boggle HeadClient Liaison at Drunk Octopus is WatchingMarried to DrizzitDoUrden

Observed 27 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · Torn public profile

suckmytrombone is a level 92 player in EMU HQ who signed up on 28 Jan 2019. Their standout stat is Best damage: #571, top 0.04% of ranked players.

#571 for best damage top 0.04% of ranked players
#7,235 (tied with 5 others) for times hospitalized top 0.36% of ranked players
Signed up 28 Jan 2019 (7 years ago)
79 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 27 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

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Level: 92; #12,097 tied with 618 others top 0.5%; +8 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 2,767; #802,537 tied with 500 others top 32%
Awards: 383; #22,819 tied with 157 others top 2%; +44 since Jan
Networth: -$180,067,206; unranked; −411,359,899 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,138; #17,377 tied with 14 others top 6.6%; +200 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 289; #17,429 tied with 29 others top 14%; +22 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 420; #28,153 tied with 49 others top 11%; +105 since Jan
Attacks won: 9,812; #9,997 tied with 2 others top 0.91%; +1,453 since Jan
Defends won: 1,279; #5,772 tied with 3 others top 0.85%; +65 since Jan
Revives given: 11; #40,210 tied with 1,229 others top 53%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 9; #88,783 tied with 2,670 others top 54%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 17,642; #44,639 tied with 1 other top 9.5%; +17,642 since Jan
Races won: 20; #79,932 tied with 2,154 others top 60%; +2 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,380; #19,906 tied with 19 others top 9.2%; +32 since Jan
Time played (days): 74.7; #14,360 top 1%; +8 since Jan

What stands out 6

#571

Combat

Best damage

32,410 top 0.04%

#7,235tied with 5 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 5 others

8,196 top 0.36%

#9,997tied with 2 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 2 others

9,812 top 0.91%

#3,103tied with 1 other

Items

Items dumped

tied with 1 other

7,405 top 0.59%

#14,360

Activity

Time played

74.7 top 1%

#4,399tied with 18 others

Hospital

Revives received

tied with 18 others

590 top 0.71%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,700 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+8	84	92
Awards	+44	339	383
Networth	−411,359,899	$231,292,693	-$180,067,206
Xanax taken	+200	1,938	2,138
Energy drinks used	+22	267	289
Energy refills	+105	315	420
Attacks won	+1,453	8,359	9,812
Defends won	+65	1,214	1,279
Criminal offenses	+17,642	0	17,642
Races won	+2	18	20
Times traveled	+32	1,348	1,380
Time played (days)	+8	66.7	74.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 27 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old

Xanax taken: 2,138; #17,377 tied with 14 others top 6.6%
Energy refills: 420; #28,153 tied with 49 others top 11%
Energy drinks used: 289; #17,429 tied with 29 others top 14%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 227; #17,777 tied with 82 others top 13%
Elo rating: 2,261; #11,380 tied with 37 others top 0.59%
Best damage: 32,410; #571 top 0.04%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 23 Jan 2026 and 27 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 94 · archived: 79 · threads started (archived): 5

Threads started 5 most recent

Flail 21% powerful 700m Trading Post · 22 Sep 2022 · 0 replies
20% plunder swiss army knife Trading Post · 10 Sep 2022 · 0 replies
Battle stats a year in Questions & Answers · 26 Feb 2020 · 63 replies
Plz help Graveyard · 2 Feb 2019 · 8 replies
Is begging a good idea General Discussion · 2 Feb 2019 · 27 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Supreme Damage Dealer → Supreme Intimidator between 23 Jan and 27 Aug
Spouse changed between 23 Jan and 27 Aug
Company none → Drunk Octopus is Watching between 23 Jan and 27 Aug
Joined EMU HQ [EMU] (from Rogue Company [RC]) between 23 Jan and 27 Aug
Left Rogue Company [RC] (moved to EMU HQ [EMU]) between 23 Jan and 27 Aug
Reached level 90 between 23 Jan and 27 Aug

Earlier changes 1

Name changed from IPumpedYourMom to suckmytrombone between 23 Jan and 27 Aug

Also known as: IPumpedYourMom

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