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[Diamond III, 5m Resp] Darkside is Recruiting! · · 8 likes

Super awesome faction to be in! I joined Darkside when I was 45 days old and they taught me a lot about the game. 10/10 would recommend to a friend.

Every New Honor Added This Year · · 75 likes

Here is a list of all the new merits that have been added in the past year!!!
If you found a few merits that you missed or forgot about please give this page a like.

8-Sep-20 Honor added: Repeat Offender Description: Go to jail 250 times (Kiss your CE goodbye)
25-Aug-20 Honor updated: Booboo Description: to Go to hospital 250 times (If you don't have this one already...Just wait you will!)
18-Aug-20 Honor added: Strongest Link Description: Make 100 hits in a single chain (Faction leaders are lovin' this one)
11-Aug-20 Honor added: Gone Fishing Description: Be defeated by a trout (Final hit must be with a trout)
4-Aug-20 Honor added: Going Postal Description: Defeat a company co-worker (Ask before you do this one)
28-Jul-20 Honor added: Crucifixion Description: Defeat someone you've just revived (Pretty messed up but, funny)
21-Jul-20 Honor added: Leonidas Description: Achieve a finishing hit with Kick (My personal fav)
14-Jul-20 Honor added: Nice Description: Battlestats (Str/Spd/Def/Dex) display the numbers 69 and/or 420 five times (Very nice)
7-Jul-20 Honor added: Radaway Description: Use an Irradiated Bloodbag then a Neumune Tablet to reduce radiation poisoning (Might become glow in the dark)
30-Jun-20 Honor added: Giant Slayer Description: Receive loot from a defeated NPC https://yata.alwaysdata.net/loot/ (You can get some fancy new pants)
23-Jun-20 Honor added: Monopoly Description: Own every stock benefit at the same time (You need so serious cash for this one)
16-Jun-20 Honor added: International Description: Defeat 100 people while abroad (Sucks to be them)
9-Jun-20 Honor added: Resurrection Description: Revive someone you've just defeated (Mug + a Xanax….seems profitable)
2-Jun-20 Honor added: Landlord Description: Lease one of your properties to someone (You can lease a trailer for 3 days for as low as $1)
26-May-20 Honor added: Souvenir Description: Purchase the perfect souvenir abroad https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=16164962&b=0&a=0
19-May-20 Honor added: Mod Boss Description: Own at least 20 weapon mods (Start grinding on the missions more)
19-May-20 Honor added: Philistine Description: Player who has past away
19-May-20 Honor added: Biccy Description: Player who has past away
19-May-20 Honor added: 787thWarDog Description: Player who has past away
12-May-20 Honor added: Historian Description: Read a chronicle https://www.torn.com/archives.php#/ (Read it very slow to trigger it)
5-May-20 Honor added: Worker Bee Description: Achieve 10,000 in any working stat (Be active and stop doing drugs to keep your job)
28-Apr-20 Honor added: Hands Solo Description: Defeat someone with your fists on May 4th (May the 4th be with you)
21-Apr-20 Honor added: Lovestruck Description: Defeat a married couple (That's easy enough)
14-Apr-20 Honor added: RNG Description: Who knows? (Happens randomly)
7-Apr-20 Honor added: Peppered Description: Fire 1,000,000 rounds (Hope you have a minigun)
31-Mar-20 Honor added: Deadly Duo Description: Attack and defeat an opponent with your spouse (Make sure you both hit your target)
24-Mar-20 Honor added: Finale Description: Defeat someone on the 25th turn of an attack (Find someone with high defence and low speed)
17-Mar-20 Honor added: Lead Salad Description: Fire 100,000 rounds (Say hello to my little friend)
10-Mar-20 Honor added: Collector Description: Maintain an impressive display case of collectible items (Bricks don't count)
3-Mar-20 Honor added: Leaderboard Description: Achieve top 250 in one of the personal Hall of Fame leaderboards
25-Feb-20 Honor added: Quartermaster Description: Use 10,000 rounds of special ammunition (Always do your missions)
18-Feb-20 Honor added: Invictus Description: Successfully defend against someone who has at least double your battle stats (You better hit them real hard)
11-Feb-20 Honor added: Tornication Description: Login on Valentine's Day (You know you would have a date so, try this one)
4-Feb-20 Honor added: War Machine Description: Achieve 1,000 finishing hits in every category (Mix it up a bit)
29-Jan-20 Honor added: Bandolier Description: Use 1,000 rounds of special ammunition (Use some to help kill someone with twice your stats)
21-Jan-20 Honor added: On Track Description: Earn 2,500 racing points (High speed chase practice)
14-Jan-20 Honor added: Miracle Worker Description: Revive 10 people within 10 minutes (Sounds easy but, it takes a Brain Surgeon)
26-Dec-19 Honor added: Resolution Description: Login on New Year's Day (Happy Hangover Day)
24-Dec-19 Honor added: Annihilation Description: Deal at least 15,000 damage in a single hit (You'll need Dual Bushmasters for this one)
17-Dec-19 Honor added: Compulsive Description: Refill your casino tokens 250 times (It's your money, do as you please with it)
10-Dec-19 Honor added: Checkered Past Description: Win 100 races (Sucks when you wreck your car but, there's a merit for that too)
3-Dec-19 Honor added: Surplus Description: Use 100 rounds of special ammunition (A few hollow points will do the trick)
26-Nov-19 Honor added: Obliteration Description: Deal at least 10,000 damage in a single hit (Dang that would hurt)
19-Nov-19 Honor added: Riddled Description: Hit at least 10 different body parts in a single attack (Punch them until they cry)
12-Nov-19 Honor added: Sacrificial Description: Donate a total of $1,000,000,000 to the church (Or donate it to me)
5-Nov-19 Honor added: Vengeance Description: Successfully perform a faction retaliation hit (If someone hits your faction members hit them back right away)
29-Oct-19 Honor added: Fresh Start Description: Reset your merits (Free restart New Years Day)
22-Oct-19 Honor added: Devastation Description: Deal at least 5,000 damage in a single hit (Hit the gym more or buy a bigger gun)
15-Oct-19 Honor added: Shredded Description: Attain 100,000,000,000 total stats (gulp)
24-Sep-19 Honor added: Specialist Description: Achieve 100% EXP on 25 different weapons (Does a KICK count as a weapon?)
17-Sep-19 Honor added: Trafficker Description: Import 10,000 items from abroad (You know you are reading this while flying for Plushies)
10-Sep-19 Honor added: Phoenix Description: Defeat someone after losing to them within 10 minutes (You softened them up, now kick them in the knees)
3-Sep-19 Honor added: Vae Victis Description: Defeat someone who has five times more battlestats than you in a solo attack (Vicodin is your friend here)
27-Aug-19 Honor added: Whiz Kid Description: Complete 100 education courses (Nerd)
20-Aug-19 Honor added: Devout Description: Donate a total of $100,000,000 to the church (They like their shiny things)
13-Aug-19 Honor added: Bare Description: Win 250 unarmored attacks or defends (Torn has unclothed druggies running around)

If your username was a store · · 29 likes

Your username is a store. What do you sell?

I would sell free-ranged hippies!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Manual Labor: 32,740
Intelligence: 102,295
Endurance: 99,279
10/10 merits

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Manual labor 32,740
Intelligence 102,295
Endurance 99,279
Total 234,314

Looking for a 10* Pub or 10* Television Network

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Parachute 445m, 20%+ revit. · · 2 likes

Safe trade for a Parachute...10/10 would recommend to a friend

[CLOSED FOR NOW] ·

Sweet forum! I don't need the 300k so, I'll pass it to the next person who posts on this thread.

Fake news · · 1 like

Do you know why the lifeguard couldn't save the hippy from drowning?

He was to far out man!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Manual Labor: 32,740
Intelligence: 102,295
Endurance: 99,279
10/10 merits

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Manual labor 32,740
Intelligence 102,295
Endurance 99,279
Total 234,314

Looking for a 10* Pub or 10* Television Network

9* Toy Shop Hiring +5 plushies ·

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9* Toy Shop Hiring +5 plushies ·

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9* Toy Shop Hiring +5 plushies ·

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9* Toy Shop Hiring +5 plushies ·

9* Toy Shop soon to be 10* looking for 2 new employees!
This job let's you carry +5 plushies back to Torn

What we are looking for
Sales
Assistant
5,000 END / 2,500 MAN
Stock
Clerk
4,000 MAN / 2,000 END
StarsNameCost (Job Points)Effect
1Memory Lane150 happiness
3Jumble Sale3Special plushie
5GamerPassive100% console happiness
7Over CapacityPassiveAble to bring back +5 plushies from abroad
10Toy Importer10View stock analysis of plushies in all countries
Send me your stats!!!

10* AN hiring · · 1 like

Nikdog is a GREAT guy to work for! Low stress, free trains, high profit or #1 company for happy jumps. The 2m a month tax sounds bad at first but that helps pay for advertising to keep it at a solid 10*. Don't worry about the 2m a month, you literally get a DVD every 2 days worth 2.4m (36m for 30 days). You can sell them for profit or make use of the 100% bonus to Erotic DVDs...That's 5k happiness per DVD! My favorite perk was 25% enemy speed reduction If you used a smoke bomb to add an additional 1/3 reduction to speed it was an amazing combo!

10* Adult Novelties hiring ·

10* Adult Novelties has 1 spot open. You can make 2.4m from selling erotic DVDs or use them for your happy jumps.

[Diamond III, 5m Resp] Darkside is Recruiting! · · 8 likes

Super awesome faction to be in! I joined Darkside when I was 45 days old and they taught me a lot about the game. 10/10 would recommend to a friend.

If your username was a store · · 29 likes

Your username is a store. What do you sell?

I would sell free-ranged hippies!

BARONs' PROPERTIES *Lowest cost in the market* ·

Helped me get a fully loaded PI for way cheaper than I could have done by myself 10/10 would recommend to a friend

Selling Spy Reports - 1 Xanax each. · · 1 like

Quick fast and in a hurry 100% worth it

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Send me your offer
  • Manual labor 14,152
  • Intelligence 40,906
  • Endurance 46,934
  • Total 101,992

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Send me an offer
I rehab daily to keep my drug addiction at 0%

  • Manual labor 13,207
  • Intelligence 28,534
  • Endurance 35,439
If this post is up I'm still looking

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Buying trains

Looking for a 7*+ company to buy 560 trains
send me an offer

  • Manual labor 13,362
  • Intelligence 28,609
  • Endurance 35,732

If this post is up I'm still looking

Tycoon Title ·

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Send me an offer
I rehab daily to keep my drug addiction at 0%

  • Manual labor 13,207
  • Intelligence 28,534
  • Endurance 35,439