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Delphinium [2270211] - In Memoriam General Discussion · 24 Jan 2025 · 158 replies · 4,967 views
Some overstock RW weapons Trading Post · 18 Apr 2024 · 3 replies · 47 views
100b Mugged Achievements · 17 Apr 2024 · 33 replies · 1,398 views
Cheap (but not shitty) Warlord Trading Post · 5 Apr 2024 · 2 replies · 33 views
23% Plunder Yasukuni Trading Post · 22 Mar 2023 · 10 replies · 77 views
Motivate Trading Post · 6 Mar 2023 · 13 replies · 168 views
Empower claymore ending in 5m! Trading Post · 4 Mar 2023 · 2 replies · 19 views
Milestone Achieved - 75b Total Mugged Achievements · 1 Mar 2023 · 16 replies · 571 views
RW weapon - The BALLpeen Hammer Trading Post · 1 Mar 2023 · 6 replies · 57 views
Trading Warlord AK (17%) for a different rifle. Trading Post · 27 Feb 2023 · 1 reply · 27 views
Can I get a price check on this beast? Trading Post · 24 Feb 2023 · 2 replies · 68 views
A few auction house items going soon Trading Post · 23 Feb 2023 · 3 replies · 36 views
Bleed Ninja Claws Trading Post · 19 Feb 2023 · 7 replies · 45 views
Sold. Trading Post · 17 Feb 2023 · 10 replies · 150 views
Buying 1 melee cache Trading Post · 15 Feb 2023 · 5 replies · 60 views
RW weapon - Proficience Bushmaster Trading Post · 5 Jul 2022 · 1 reply · 55 views
Warlord Trading Post · 21 Jun 2022 · 3 replies · 73 views
Stun M4 Super - Cheap Trading Post · 27 Mar 2022 · 1 reply · 37 views
NPC KILLING MONSTER (With combat logs) Trading Post · 24 Mar 2022 · 21 replies · 600 views
Sold. GRAVE Trading Post · 23 Mar 2022 · 1 reply · 56 views

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Delphinium [2270211] - In Memoriam · 24 Jan 2025 · 768 likes

Delphinium - The most beautiful flower.

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I changed the image in this post to the memorial photo that was made for her. Please feel free to use it.

It is with the heaviest of hearts that I share the news of Delphinium's passing. I know she touched many lives, too many to list. It happened on Monday, January 20th 2025.

I still don't really have words; she was one of the best friends I have ever had, and one of the best people I have ever known. According to her husband and her family, I am the best friend she has ever had. (Minus her husband, who is also a wonderful person. He was her best friend.)

He has begun the process of having her account marked Fallen. It still doesn't feel real.

There are so many things I could say about her; so many stories I could tell. This is the longest I have gone without talking to her in over 4 years.

I am sorry I've injected myself so much into this post. I just miss her so much. And nothing I have typed out (then deleted) seems to do justice.

The plan was to have this grand, sprawling post in her honor, and in her memory. But I just don't think I have it in me.

I'm sorry Amy. I love you.

NPC KILLING MONSTER (With combat logs) · 24 Mar 2022 · 14 likes

Here I introduce to you one of the most badass weapons I have encountered since the introduction of Ranked Wars.

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I like to call it The Pulverizer. At 7% rage chance it is effectively double that of your standard yellows. With 1 in 14.3 hits being furious, it is near guaranteed to happen in a full length fight. And with it's 82.57 damage, it hits HARD. Here are the combat logs to show you exactly what I mean.

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Pretty solid evidence if you ask me. But here are a few more shots oh how the hits look on the attack screen:

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Insanity. I know. Damage like that greatly increases your chance of getting loot from NPCs, bragging rights, and all around level of awesome.

So what's the brass tacks you ask? The seller is asking for no less than 2.5b on this beast, with a buyout of 5b if you just have to have it now. I think you already know it is worth it.

MINIMUM: 2.5B

BUYOUT: 5B

CURRENT OFFER: N/A

Grave. · 22 Mar 2022 · 10 likes

Selling several RW weapons here. I am more interested in selling them quickly than making a ton of money. Lowball offers may be entertained, but don't bust my balls please, I need them. All items found in my display.

If a bid is too low I reserve the right not to accept it.
Look up. ^ I would like to draw attention to my prior statement, which has been here pretty much the whole time. If the value of a weapon clearly far exceeds the bids, the bid will not be honored.

Primary

26% Deadeye Colt
Buyout: 1.2b
Current: 300m - Ends new day today
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16% Powerful M16 (77.48 Effective Damage)
Sold

23% Puncture Vektor
Sold

3% Sure Shot XM8
Sold

27% Blindside Mag 7
Sold

20% Proficience Bushmaster
Buyout: 850m
Current: 400m - Ends new day today
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54% Cupid Colt
Buyout: 500m
Current: 500m (No wiggle room) - Ends new day today
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Secondary

65% Cupid 1911
Sold

Execute 1911
Sold

Melee

4% Rage Samurai Sword
Sold

53% Empower Wooden Chucks (Accuracy: 64.27)
Sold

23% Plunder Cricket Bat
Sold

22% Plunder Wooden Chucks
Sold

100b Mugged · 17 Apr 2024 · 85 likes

[image: media.discordapp.net]I'm not going to lie, I got a bit sloppy for the last 100m. I just wanted to get here. Never did I think I'd get anywhere near here when I started mugging as a young player with only 7m total battle stats in a now defunct faction named The Chimera's Den. Wow that feels like a lifetime ago.

Normally I write out a good post for the milestones. But I am tired, so I'm going to bed.

My new total like 12 hours later: $100,497,903,780

Milestone Achieved - 75b Total Mugged · 1 Mar 2023 · 59 likes

I didn't think I'd be making this post today. I expected closer to Saturday, but here it is because I have had a heck of a good day.

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The VAST majority (well over 90%) of this has come from mugging Russian Roulette players specifically. It is my niche in the mug community, and I'd like to think I am one of the best at it, though I am not one to boast. Rarely, if ever, will you see my name posting in the largest mugs threads.

This is a big deal to me though, so I thought I would make this post in celebration.

I would like to give a special thanks to my friends who push me to be better, especially Legion, who taught me the basics (and so much more) and has helped me learn and grow along the way.

I would also like to give a VERY special thanks to the gamblers that play RR. Without you folks, this would not have been possible.

Recent archived posts

Broke even, made back $35,000,000,000 I thought was lost forever. [Thread Dividends Sent] · 17 Jul 2026, 12:53 TCT · 1 like

Hooooo boy. And I mugged a tiny bit of that!

100b Mugged · 15 Feb 2026, 15:58 TCT · 2 likes

lol Shenzi. He taught me when I was first getting started. And he is still faster than I am.

100b Mugged · 15 Feb 2026, 02:53 TCT · 2 likes

You got 2 years. I am halfway into mine. Hurry and pass me already.

100b Mugged · 15 Feb 2026, 02:44 TCT · 7 likes

About time ya slack ass.

Biggest mugs (recent-er) · 16 Jan 2026, 11:25 TCT · 4 likes

Sweet merciful crap.

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market · 2 Oct 2025, 11:33 TCT · 1 like

Selling this beauty. 80+ damage, 196% quality. Let's get some offers.

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market · 2 Oct 2025, 00:08 TCT

She purdy

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market · 1 Oct 2025, 16:28 TCT · 5 likes

Just got this today. First decent item from a cache.

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Not going to Auction House or Item Market it, just planning to sell it here. I have a rough idea of what it is worth, please don't lowball me.

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market · 7 Aug 2025, 11:05 TCT · 1 like

Axe has interest in this beauty. lol

I haven't purchased an RW weapon in over a year though, so I am not up on prices. I do have other weapons and such too if any of them interest you.

Drizzy Gets Dizzy: Links to the Most Useful Guides · 24 Jul 2025, 11:07 TCT · 2 likes

Clear and concise. 5 stars.

Need guidance- Community Center - Fallen Players · 11 Feb 2025, 13:33 TCT · 4 likes

I kindof like the Fallen title idea, but as someone who recently lost someone, I would also hate to see anything about her profile change. I look at her profile frequently in times that I am missing her, and it brings me some comfort. Just food for thought.

how did you come up with your name? · 3 Feb 2025, 05:48 TCT

I came up with it when Death Knights were first released in world of warcraft. I had a warrior that used axes, and wanted his story to be that he got turned into a DK. Accepting of his new life, he became Axeptance.

Super nerdy. But it is a really good name. So I now use it everywhere.

Forum retard = Forum wizard · 3 Feb 2025, 05:44 TCT · 5 likes

Downvote for the r word. We autistics generally do not care for it.

Delphinium [2270211] - In Memoriam · 3 Feb 2025, 05:43 TCT · 4 likes

I'm not ready for this post to fade into obscurity. I'm just not.

Fedded Archives · 31 Jan 2025, 21:12 TCT · 3 likes

He didn't use degenerate because he is one.

What are YOUR goals for 2025? · 31 Jan 2025, 16:37 TCT · 1 like

My goal is to not quit Torn. It has already been a hell of a year.

Virtual people, real friends · 31 Jan 2025, 16:35 TCT · 4 likes

I find this post..... Axeptable.

Delphinium [2270211] - In Memoriam · 30 Jan 2025, 14:43 TCT · 1 like

Bumping, added her memorial photo to the original post.

Delphinium [2270211] - In Memoriam · 30 Jan 2025, 02:53 TCT · 2 likes

Holy crap I'd forgotten about that. 😂

Delphinium [2270211] - In Memoriam · 27 Jan 2025, 12:18 TCT · 6 likes

I want to thank everyone for the kind words, condolences, well wishes and such.

I've been sharing replies with her family. I think it has been cathartic for all of us. If you do have stories with her, bring em on out. Or message them to me. Either way.

Torn community, y'all are wonderful.