As you meander by the bay, you see an ugly stack of shipping containers piled up by the promenade. It's only when you pass around the other side that you realize this is a restaurant made out of discarded cargo boxes. Baffled as to why anyone would want to eat in such depressing surroundings, you return to the front of the property. Taking out your paint, you add your tag to the stack of containers that make up the rear of the restaurant. To the side, in plain block letters, you write "Build proper buildings."
One of Hollywood's most prolific action screenwriters has been caught snorting cocaine off an alligator's back. His name is trending already, so you research which of his movies made the largest returns at the box office. Armed with this knowledge, you download the reptile-botherer's best-rated movies. With the downloads complete, you crack open your DVD burner and start making copies.
For the record, I am terribly sorry for what your eyeballs are about to witness. You can still turn back. There was nothing I could do. Sugarvalves forced my hand.
One of your crew has gotten hold of a key to the Torn City cemetery. She lets you in through the gate on the far east side and you make your way in quietly. After checking for groundskeepers, you head over to the dirty bomb memorial. Sadly, there's no cash wedged in the monument today, but you are about to pay tribute to a different kind of wedging. You and your crew spray up a mural depicting a famous threat made to the leader of a powerful faction. While one guy outlines a briefcase and another draws the butt cheeks, you paint a muscular wolf cartoon above them. When you're done, the memorial is adorned with an artistic representation of a furry shitting out a dirty bomb.
Sometime prior to getting the jump On the senator's brass, took out his ass Into the car seat his head lifelessly slumped Got paid three hundred mil for our pass Cool PC with an air compressor Got my printer on the dresser Raging at business professor Wouldn't want to be play-tester
It's xanax time, try to wear your training clothes Or if you have cash, try buying boxing gloves How behind will I be if I overdose? Made trades with the stock market Had the stock drop, non-block, down ten mil again Hey, son, I've got the gun for you 73% nunchuku Come and buy my booze
That cop, I got his badge That purse I shoulda snatched But I'm not, I'm not mugging anymore
Sometime prior to getting the jump On the senator's brass, took out his ass Into the car seat his head lifelessly slumped Got paid three hundred mil for our pass Cool PC with an air compressor Got my printer on the dresser Raging at business professor Wouldn't want to be play-tester
It's xanax time, try to wear your training clothes Or if you have cash, try buying boxing gloves How behind will I be if I overdose? Made trades with the stock market Had the stock drop, non-block, down ten mil again Hey, son, I've got the gun for you 73% nunchuku Come and buy my booze
That cop, I got his badge That purse I shoulda snatched But I'm not, I'm not mugging anymore
I'm currently sitting on over 1,100 job points I would like to get rid of by this Sunday (July 21st, 2024). Here's what that means for you:
$1.5m for partials
$3m for full spies
DM or message me if interested (preferably message so I can see the little green thing on TornTools). Usually I ask for half of the payment up front along with the list of targets. Full payment after I return the stats. This is to protect both of us.
Please keep in mind that I am a university student. I will do my best to respond to inquiries within a few hours, though this may not happen if I'm asleep :p
As you meander by the bay, you see an ugly stack of shipping containers piled up by the promenade. It's only when you pass around the other side that you realize this is a restaurant made out of discarded cargo boxes. Baffled as to why anyone would want to eat in such depressing surroundings, you return to the front of the property. Taking out your paint, you add your tag to the stack of containers that make up the rear of the restaurant. To the side, in plain block letters, you write "Build proper buildings."
One of Hollywood's most prolific action screenwriters has been caught snorting cocaine off an alligator's back. His name is trending already, so you research which of his movies made the largest returns at the box office. Armed with this knowledge, you download the reptile-botherer's best-rated movies. With the downloads complete, you crack open your DVD burner and start making copies.
For the record, I am terribly sorry for what your eyeballs are about to witness. You can still turn back. There was nothing I could do. Sugarvalves forced my hand.
One of your crew has gotten hold of a key to the Torn City cemetery. She lets you in through the gate on the far east side and you make your way in quietly. After checking for groundskeepers, you head over to the dirty bomb memorial. Sadly, there's no cash wedged in the monument today, but you are about to pay tribute to a different kind of wedging. You and your crew spray up a mural depicting a famous threat made to the leader of a powerful faction. While one guy outlines a briefcase and another draws the butt cheeks, you paint a muscular wolf cartoon above them. When you're done, the memorial is adorned with an artistic representation of a furry shitting out a dirty bomb.
At the moment, it isn't too difficult to keep track of which crimes have unique outcomes, as there are only a few pages to click through to see them all. However, as Crimes 2.0 continues to expand, being able to see which crimes have unique outcomes from a single place would be extremely helpful. Currently, there is no way to know from the Crime Hub page whether or not unique outcomes are available.
I suggest adding a little star, or even a small dot, on top of the icon as an indicator that a particular crime has a unique outcome.
Below is an example of what this might look like for the "Search For Cash" crimes.
In this case, the different sub-crimes have 1, 1, 2, 0, 1, and 3 unique outcomes, respectively, indicated by the black dots.
I'm sure an actual implementation would be more elegant, but hopefully you get the gist of it.
If this is too much of a pain in the ass to implement, particularly for crimes that don't usually have icons (such as "Sell Counterfeit DVDs"), then an alternative approach could be to add some indication that there are unique outcomes available within a given subset of crimes. This could, for example, be a star in one of the corners of the "Search for Cash" tile, or even another icon, similar to how bootlegging has an icon showing how many DVDs are in stock. This would then let players know that one of the crimes inside that set has a unique outcome, and is better than searching through each subset by hand.
That is all. Feel free to post clarifying questions or feedback.
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