hey yall its me again and this time you will not believe what happened at my local build a bear workshop i was looking forward to building my own bear because the bears i meet usually aint straight so i wanted one for myself and went i got there i went to go pick out my custom bear skin and after that i headed straight for that big cotton stuffer machine thingy where they fill your bear and the lady working the stuffing machine had the ugliest stankiest attitude she did not look like she was having any magical or fun times working at that station she asked me if i was ready for the stuffing and i said lady the only stuffing i take is from the turkeys behind hole on thanksgiving dinner and the kind from my husband then she said no maam not that kind of stuffing and i said oh you meant the bear
she makes me go through this voodoo ritual of like rubbing this heart thing on my forehead and whispering into it or something and im like damn lady what you want me to do next pee on it so the bear can hold my urine sample close it its heart and she said no maam just give it a kiss and rub it over ya heart so the bear can feel the warmth of your love but to tell ya the truth when she was lookin the other way i rubbed that thing on my cooter and then sniffed it afterwards and to this day that bear be smelling like my used underwear
anyways do yall like build a bear what are your fondest memories from there
i had to go to the local target the other day for a stack of tupperwear for my left over beef stroganoff which i made too much of because my mama was coming from out of state to visit me for mothers day and lord knows how much she loves her beef stroganoff so i wanted to make sure she had extra on her plate if she was fixing to want more but anyways i needed those lil tupperwear containers to put the beef stroganoff on but some lady came charging right towards me from the bra and underwear section and she starts causing a ruckus saying that i had no right to be banging her husband who was a dentist and i said lady i dont know who the hell you might be and yes maybe i did sleep with your husband i get many men off my plentyoffish.com account if im ever itching for a little rumble tumble every now and again but that dont give you no right to come straight at me like an angry rhinoserous with a bad bob cut and cheap hooped earrings that ya probably got from jc penny (see if ya husband actually loved you he wont let you walk out the house looking like the hot mess you did)
while im over here hot sexy gorgeous and beautiful just looking for the damn kitchen section trying to get these tupperwears for my beef stroganoff and this bitch you will not believe it but she looked me up and down she gave me this coy once over and said that the walmart was over on the otherside of the block and thats when i snapped the bruce lee came right out of me and i karate chopped her ass like she was a 2 by 4 piece of wood i even said HIYAH like a real kung foo master i gave her the asswhooping of a lifetime she aint have no right no place to tell me i was not classy enough to be in that target when all i wanted was some god damn tupperwear that you could get 4 for 6 dollars over at that target which i think is a great price in itself i only go to walmart when i need to pick up that nice vegan butter they offer for my homemade biscuits and gravy because lemme tell you they hit a lot differently than just regular old butter
so anyways have yall ever had a similar experience
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one time god spoke to me but it was inside of a mirror at my local wendys public bathroom and he told me to lay off the baconators and ever since then i stopped going to church because it hurt my feelings
yall we gotta protect our children from them bullets the only option is to arm the teachers with live grenades aint no one shooting up no school if they be seeing a grenade in a teachers hand
hey yall its me again and this time you will not believe what happened at my local build a bear workshop i was looking forward to building my own bear because the bears i meet usually aint straight so i wanted one for myself and went i got there i went to go pick out my custom bear skin and after that i headed straight for that big cotton stuffer machine thingy where they fill your bear and the lady working the stuffing machine had the ugliest stankiest attitude she did not look like she was having any magical or fun times working at that station she asked me if i was ready for the stuffing and i said lady the only stuffing i take is from the turkeys behind hole on thanksgiving dinner and the kind from my husband then she said no maam not that kind of stuffing and i said oh you meant the bear
she makes me go through this voodoo ritual of like rubbing this heart thing on my forehead and whispering into it or something and im like damn lady what you want me to do next pee on it so the bear can hold my urine sample close it its heart and she said no maam just give it a kiss and rub it over ya heart so the bear can feel the warmth of your love but to tell ya the truth when she was lookin the other way i rubbed that thing on my cooter and then sniffed it afterwards and to this day that bear be smelling like my used underwear
anyways do yall like build a bear what are your fondest memories from there
i sure do like the one that looks like ellen degeneres she seems like she has a real good relationship with her brother but then some rocks fell on her so i dont got much to look forward to now
one time i asked a random man to grab a box of pasta noodles from a top shelf for me and he started to pick me up so i could grab it myself i said what the hell are you doing
i had to go to the local target the other day for a stack of tupperwear for my left over beef stroganoff which i made too much of because my mama was coming from out of state to visit me for mothers day and lord knows how much she loves her beef stroganoff so i wanted to make sure she had extra on her plate if she was fixing to want more but anyways i needed those lil tupperwear containers to put the beef stroganoff on but some lady came charging right towards me from the bra and underwear section and she starts causing a ruckus saying that i had no right to be banging her husband who was a dentist and i said lady i dont know who the hell you might be and yes maybe i did sleep with your husband i get many men off my plentyoffish.com account if im ever itching for a little rumble tumble every now and again but that dont give you no right to come straight at me like an angry rhinoserous with a bad bob cut and cheap hooped earrings that ya probably got from jc penny (see if ya husband actually loved you he wont let you walk out the house looking like the hot mess you did)
while im over here hot sexy gorgeous and beautiful just looking for the damn kitchen section trying to get these tupperwears for my beef stroganoff and this bitch you will not believe it but she looked me up and down she gave me this coy once over and said that the walmart was over on the otherside of the block and thats when i snapped the bruce lee came right out of me and i karate chopped her ass like she was a 2 by 4 piece of wood i even said HIYAH like a real kung foo master i gave her the asswhooping of a lifetime she aint have no right no place to tell me i was not classy enough to be in that target when all i wanted was some god damn tupperwear that you could get 4 for 6 dollars over at that target which i think is a great price in itself i only go to walmart when i need to pick up that nice vegan butter they offer for my homemade biscuits and gravy because lemme tell you they hit a lot differently than just regular old butter
so anyways have yall ever had a similar experience