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A surprise 420 days in the making · · 6 likes

Now listen up, here's a story about a little man who found a pair of dumbells after 420 days of loyalty to Torn and its citizens. A lot of people will go weeks checking the map every day and find NADA, ZERO, ZILCH. This was me before I started working my new job a while back, since now I was exhausted I found myself often forgetting to search the city for its many treasures. But one fateful night, at 1:30 AM, the urge overcame me, and I opened up my torn browser tab. used up my energy and nerve, and decided "guess ill check if DOCTORN found anything nice in the city for me" and boy oh boy, did it. A crisp message popped up: Nice! There are 2 items around the city: Jacket and Dumbbells. I froze, either I was remembering incorrectly, or I just scored an item worth more than a PI. I was OVER THE MOON, as before this I made a humble living trading Xanax and has a measly 480M, not even enough for an upgraded PI. but now, I'm confident this piece of fortune that has befallen me will soon befall on all of you reading this, as each like will be one honorary pump of my sweet dumbells, wishing fortune on all you horrible, wretched Torn scoundrels.
(it is now going to be displayed in my cabinet for all to adore, and will most likely not be sold) (sorry)

2 Amazing items, in less than 20 days · · 5 likes

For the previous story/thread: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=16&t=16183514&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=20736198

Now 19 days ago, on my 420th day in Torn, I randomly stumbled across a pair of dumbells in the city, this was a huge accomplishment for me as I was a measly Xanax trader until that point with not even enough to buy a PI. My biggest transaction until this point was a trade of a few cans worth around 140m.

So fast forward to today, my 439th day in torn, I'm chilling in my bed, my team (seamen) just won elimination, and I figured id go through all my daily routines, so imagine going into the city and doctorn pooping up with 8 goodies for me, some of these aren't all that great, like throwing knives and flash grenades, but 3 stand out to me. A flamethrower, worth 2.5m, a drug pack, worth 4m, and a pair of boxing gloves, worth a nice 450m. this amazing find finally pushed me past the 1B networth mark and placed me firmly as the luckiest bastard in torn.
(Both items are now available for viewing in my cabinet until I figure out if I'm going to sell them)

Browsing for weapons/armor is too hard now! · · 0 likes

Basically what the title says. For mid and low level players, finding a decent weapon on the item market is too hard. Now that each weapon occupies its own node, trying to open up the item shop and find a new weapon to try out is pretty impossible. Even when applying filters, unless you know exactly what weapon you want to use, you're bombarded by hundreds of thousands of hammers and lead pipes. The old system worked perfectly when browsing. Each weapon category had its own little node in the shop, and then the prices were averaged and sorted so you can easily tell which weapons were worth looking at, then once you saw one you liked you could click through and browse the options from there. I dunno maybe I'm missing something but I just liked the old system better, at least for weapons and armor browsing.

No City items since Easter event? · · 0 likes

Just as the title suggests, since the Easter Egg hunt I haven't found any items in the city at all. Sitting at 10 awareness this is highly unusual and have asked several other people who are experiencing the same problem. Did this new version of the Easter event bug city spawns?

SELLING JOB SPECIAL- GOSSIP · · 0 likes

Looking to know someone's money?

~SELLING JOB SPECIAL: GOSSIP~
(View someone's money on hand)

350k per spy, message me for details. I wont ask what you do with my information! Totally confidential! Best money spies for whatever purpose!

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Browsing for weapons/armor is too hard now! ·

Basically what the title says. For mid and low level players, finding a decent weapon on the item market is too hard. Now that each weapon occupies its own node, trying to open up the item shop and find a new weapon to try out is pretty impossible. Even when applying filters, unless you know exactly what weapon you want to use, you're bombarded by hundreds of thousands of hammers and lead pipes. The old system worked perfectly when browsing. Each weapon category had its own little node in the shop, and then the prices were averaged and sorted so you can easily tell which weapons were worth looking at, then once you saw one you liked you could click through and browse the options from there. I dunno maybe I'm missing something but I just liked the old system better, at least for weapons and armor browsing.

BUY/TRADE CANCEL MUGGERS, BUYERS/SELLERS BEWARE · · 4 likes

Gotta add my favorite little mugger (few years back and I was naive, but still salty over it)

 

No City items since Easter event? ·

Just as the title suggests, since the Easter Egg hunt I haven't found any items in the city at all. Sitting at 10 awareness this is highly unusual and have asked several other people who are experiencing the same problem. Did this new version of the Easter event bug city spawns?

SELLING JOB SPECIAL- GOSSIP ·

Looking to know someone's money?

~SELLING JOB SPECIAL: GOSSIP~
(View someone's money on hand)

350k per spy, message me for details. I wont ask what you do with my information! Totally confidential! Best money spies for whatever purpose!

(sold/mugged)Buy My Boxing Gloves SE for sale ·

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Sold to

Hermoine [1300884]
for 445m

Mugged for:
35m

DO NOT TRADE WITH Hermoine [1300884][/background]

2 Amazing items, in less than 20 days · · 5 likes

For the previous story/thread: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=16&t=16183514&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=20736198

Now 19 days ago, on my 420th day in Torn, I randomly stumbled across a pair of dumbells in the city, this was a huge accomplishment for me as I was a measly Xanax trader until that point with not even enough to buy a PI. My biggest transaction until this point was a trade of a few cans worth around 140m.

So fast forward to today, my 439th day in torn, I'm chilling in my bed, my team (seamen) just won elimination, and I figured id go through all my daily routines, so imagine going into the city and doctorn pooping up with 8 goodies for me, some of these aren't all that great, like throwing knives and flash grenades, but 3 stand out to me. A flamethrower, worth 2.5m, a drug pack, worth 4m, and a pair of boxing gloves, worth a nice 450m. this amazing find finally pushed me past the 1B networth mark and placed me firmly as the luckiest bastard in torn.
(Both items are now available for viewing in my cabinet until I figure out if I'm going to sell them)

A surprise 420 days in the making · · 6 likes

Now listen up, here's a story about a little man who found a pair of dumbells after 420 days of loyalty to Torn and its citizens. A lot of people will go weeks checking the map every day and find NADA, ZERO, ZILCH. This was me before I started working my new job a while back, since now I was exhausted I found myself often forgetting to search the city for its many treasures. But one fateful night, at 1:30 AM, the urge overcame me, and I opened up my torn browser tab. used up my energy and nerve, and decided "guess ill check if DOCTORN found anything nice in the city for me" and boy oh boy, did it. A crisp message popped up: Nice! There are 2 items around the city: Jacket and Dumbbells. I froze, either I was remembering incorrectly, or I just scored an item worth more than a PI. I was OVER THE MOON, as before this I made a humble living trading Xanax and has a measly 480M, not even enough for an upgraded PI. but now, I'm confident this piece of fortune that has befallen me will soon befall on all of you reading this, as each like will be one honorary pump of my sweet dumbells, wishing fortune on all you horrible, wretched Torn scoundrels.
(it is now going to be displayed in my cabinet for all to adore, and will most likely not be sold) (sorry)

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·

You sent a Sapphire Ring to arnalyn with the message: Game

Sponsor A Noob [$100m+] · · 1 like

well, I'm a dedicated player with hundreds of days to my name, but still struggle with gaining a massive amount of money in large swoops (as other, more advanced traders do). However, I've gotten the hang of trading and selling many items on the market, but lack the funding (such as your care package) to make further money to boost my gross income. I see much younger noobs (less than 50 days) being sponsored and receiving great armor and living on PI's. With the care package, I can further improve my gross income at an ever alarming rate.moneysmiley

If sponsored, I will use my newfound money to support those around me, such as my struggling faction. My faction and friends can vouch I'm always willing to help a friend with loans and weapons, even allowing a large amount to be loaned free to members of my faction when needed.

F ·

You sent $2,000,000 to Sanity with the message: YOU WON DOUBLE
(Still a scam?)

F ·

Guess what, of it's a scam, LITERALLY anyone could mug me/put a bounty and get their money back. I'm only level 20

F ·

That's why it's a roulette?
Trust me I have 80mil in my bank, I don't need the money.

F ·

F

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·

You sent a Box of Bon Bons to WingWing with the message: Gift game

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·

You sent a Single Red Rose to yash1696 with the message: A gift

Send a Gift to Player above you. ·

You sent a TVR Sagaris to Homeless_.

Giveaway random items ·

Bruh moment

Send a Gift to Player above you. · · 1 like

You sent a Bottle of Kandy Kane to Salanthus with the message: gift game

Corrupt - A - Wish ·

Granted, but google now is owned by a pedophile and its stocks plummet.


I wish I had a beautiful pegasus to ride into the sunset with.

Sell an Unsellable Item! ·

Ok, so basically you can't get pregnant if ya f**k it! Accessories not included.

Bionic arm that can only flip people off