⚙️🔥 MECHANIZED MIDGETS ARE RECRUITING! 🔥⚙️
Small stature. Big mechs. Questionable decisions.
Looking for a fun, active, laid-back faction that gets things done without treating Torn like a second job?
Welcome to Mechanized Midgets — where we are dedicated to eradicating the scum of Torn by any means necessary.
Preferably ankle biting.
I mean... we're Midgets.
We play to our strengths. 🤷♂️
🤖 STATE-OF-THE-ART MECH TECHNOLOGY
Our engineers have spared no expense developing a terrifying arsenal of mechanized war machines ranging from:
📏 3'0"
📏 3'1"
📏 3'2"
📏 3'3"
📏 and our terrifying flagship... 3'4"
Could we build them taller?
Probably.
Will we?
Absolutely not. We are afraid of heights.
But don't underestimate us.
You don't need to be tall when your enemies' kneecaps are conveniently located at eye level. 🦿🔨
⚔️ WHAT WE ACTUALLY OFFER
🏆 Ranked War Faction
• 2 Ranked Wars per month — roughly every other week
• 80% of RW profits paid to participating members
• 20+ Ranked War weapons available to borrow as needed
• Plenty of armor sets available for members
• Ranch Properties available for $1 Rent
💰 OC 2.0
• Active participation in Organized Crimes
• 80% of OC profits paid to participating members
🍺 THE MIDGET SUPPLY CLOSET
Help yourself to faction supplies, including:
🍺 Beer
🍬 Candy
💉 Medical supplies
💊 Drugs
🛡️ Armor
🔫 Weapons
Because nothing says responsible faction management quite like handing heavily armed Midgets unlimited beer, candy and drugs.
🧠 NEW OR RETURNING PLAYER?
You're welcome here too!
We have experienced players — myself included — who are happy to help newer and returning players learn the game, improve their builds, make money, fight effectively, and grow with the faction.
You don't need to know everything.
You just need to be active, willing to learn, and capable of reaching the pedals in your mech.
❤️ WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
We're a chill, relaxed faction looking for players who want to:
⚙️ Learn
⚙️ Grow (Train)
⚙️ Make money (Join OC's)
⚙️ Fight together (Participate in RWs)
⚙️ Help the faction improve (Participate in Chains)
⚙️ Have some laughs along the way
We're not trying to make Torn your full-time occupation.
We want a solid group of people who work together, improve together, and occasionally commit mechanized ankle-related atrocities together.
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⚙️ MECHANIZED MIDGETS ⚙️
Small Faction Energy.
Big Mech Problems.
80% Payouts.
100% Ankle Access.
Interested? Have questions?
📩 Message or mail CptObvious or -Cross-
We'll get your mech fitted.
Booster seat included. 🤖