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⚙️🔥 MECHANIZED MIDGETS ARE RECRUITING! 🔥⚙️

Small stature. Big mechs. Questionable decisions.

Looking for a fun, active, laid-back faction that gets things done without treating Torn like a second job?

Welcome to Mechanized Midgets — where we are dedicated to eradicating the scum of Torn by any means necessary.

Preferably ankle biting.

I mean... we're Midgets.
We play to our strengths. 🤷‍♂️

🤖 STATE-OF-THE-ART MECH TECHNOLOGY

Our engineers have spared no expense developing a terrifying arsenal of mechanized war machines ranging from:

📏 3'0"
📏 3'1"
📏 3'2"
📏 3'3"
📏 and our terrifying flagship... 3'4"

Could we build them taller?

Probably.

Will we?

Absolutely not. We are afraid of heights.

But don't underestimate us.

You don't need to be tall when your enemies' kneecaps are conveniently located at eye level. 🦿🔨

⚔️ WHAT WE ACTUALLY OFFER

🏆 Ranked War Faction
• 2 Ranked Wars per month — roughly every other week
• 80% of RW profits paid to participating members
• 20+ Ranked War weapons available to borrow as needed
• Plenty of armor sets available for members
• Ranch Properties available for $1 Rent

💰 OC 2.0
• Active participation in Organized Crimes
• 80% of OC profits paid to participating members

🍺 THE MIDGET SUPPLY CLOSET
Help yourself to faction supplies, including:

🍺 Beer
🍬 Candy
💉 Medical supplies
💊 Drugs
🛡️ Armor
🔫 Weapons

Because nothing says responsible faction management quite like handing heavily armed Midgets unlimited beer, candy and drugs. 

🧠 NEW OR RETURNING PLAYER?

You're welcome here too!

We have experienced players — myself included — who are happy to help newer and returning players learn the game, improve their builds, make money, fight effectively, and grow with the faction.

You don't need to know everything.

You just need to be active, willing to learn, and capable of reaching the pedals in your mech.

❤️ WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR

We're a chill, relaxed faction looking for players who want to:

⚙️ Learn
⚙️ Grow (Train)
⚙️ Make money (Join OC's)
⚙️ Fight together (Participate in RWs)
⚙️ Help the faction improve (Participate in Chains)
⚙️ Have some laughs along the way

We're not trying to make Torn your full-time occupation.

We want a solid group of people who work together, improve together, and occasionally commit mechanized ankle-related atrocities together.

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⚙️ MECHANIZED MIDGETS ⚙️

Small Faction Energy.
Big Mech Problems.
80% Payouts.
100% Ankle Access.

Interested? Have questions?

📩 Message or mail CptObvious or -Cross-

We'll get your mech fitted.

Booster seat included. 🤖

Commission (1)
1 job point
Money

Job Satisfaction (3)
1 job point
50 happiness

Vendor (5?)
Passive
No item market or auction house fees

Insider Trading (7)
150 job points
Random property

Interior Connections (10)
Passive
10% property upgrade cost reduction

Where every purchase is tax deductible if you lie confidently enough!

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== Join NOW! ==

Looking to join a fun new Faction? At Mechanized Midgets we are dedicated to eradicating the scum of this world in Torn. Thru any means necessary. Preferably ankle biting, cause I mean we are Midgets! We have state of the art Mechs, ranging from a wide variety of heights. 3' to 3' 4. We can't go too high, we are afraid of heights, BUT! Don't rule us out! We get the job done.

We are a Ranked War Faction who do 2 Wars a Month (Every other week), We are also OC 2.0. Both the RW and OC are paid 80% of the profits to the participating players. Have about 20+ Ranked War Weapons on loan as needed, Plenty of Sets of armor to use, Beer, Candy and Medical items to use to your hearts content. Also have Ranches to be rented out as needed. We also have a few experienced players (Myself Included) excited to help any new, and returning players willing to learn and grow with the faction. We are a chill and relaxed faction seeking players wanting to learn and grow as a team.

Any questions or interest, please don't hesitate to message or mail me. 

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== Join NOW! ==

Looking to join a fun new Faction? At Mechanized Midgets we are dedicated to eradicating the scum of this world in Torn. Thru any means necessary. Preferably ankle biting, cause I mean we are Midgets! We have state of the art Mechs, ranging from a wide variety of heights. 3' to 3' 4. We can't go too high, we are afraid of heights, BUT! Don't rule us out! We get the job done.

We are a Ranked War Faction who do 2 Wars a Month (Every other week), We are also OC 2.0. Both the RW and OC are paid 80% of the profits to the participating players. Have about 20+ Ranked War Weapons on loan as needed, Plenty of Sets of armor to use, Beer, Candy and Medical items to use to your hearts content. Also have Ranches to be rented out as needed. We also have a few experienced players (Myself Included) excited to help any new, and returning players willing to learn and grow with the faction. We are a chill and relaxed faction seeking players wanting to learn and grow as a team.

Any questions or interest, please don't hesitate to message or mail me. 

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